Do me duck style
Added 2025-02-13 18:51:22 +0000 UTC
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I would in a heart beat!
tyler gravitt
2025-06-30 18:48:09 +0000 UTCMy nickname's QuackQuack, but people do call me Ducky as well. (And so now I tend to make my screen names "Shucky Ducky") 😜😈😘
Dan Alonzo
2025-05-19 06:28:31 +0000 UTCYou've heard of The Rose.. Now Introducing the newest female sex toy.. The Duck
OG_Gamer_Bmore
2025-04-25 22:15:36 +0000 UTC😂😂😂
Carlytto
2025-03-15 01:21:04 +0000 UTCDucks understand Chappell Roan, is all.
Joel Orbach
2025-02-18 05:51:30 +0000 UTCUnfortunately male ducks are not known to be very consensual with their female partners.
Frank
2025-02-16 06:24:57 +0000 UTCHahaha brilliance! You need a girl that gets very hyper focused...😊
Breeza12345
2025-02-15 17:43:46 +0000 UTCI bow before a better box muncher
Andrew Johnson
2025-02-14 20:21:18 +0000 UTCThis would be a whole lot better without the tank top and bra
J
2025-02-14 07:37:10 +0000 UTCQUACK QUACK
BDM41
2025-02-14 02:54:15 +0000 UTCI looked like it after my nose break. Did not stop
Earl Ross
2025-02-14 02:42:17 +0000 UTCIf there was an emoji for horny laughter this is where I'd use it, so nice to hear I'm not the only one that appreciates the glazed danish look, and, personally, eeevery now and then the cherry glazed danish look is okay too, call me gross, I don't care, I'm down to go all Lestat from time to time🤷🧛
Andrew Johnson
2025-02-14 01:39:48 +0000 UTCI salute your dedication and passion!
Earl Ross
2025-02-14 00:42:22 +0000 UTCBravo good sir on your dedication to continue the fight through partial blindness and injury, lol. This is why I hook an arm(or two if fingers aren't involved) around her hips and over the top of her pelvis. I'd rather not get a broken nose, and I don't think she'd appreciate me accidentally scraping her with teeth if she hit me at the wrong angle. And yes, the lady always comes first. Multiple times if I can manage it. I have no issues coming up for air looking like a glazed danish ;).
jason sexton
2025-02-13 23:11:54 +0000 UTCOh dear sweet Jesus Christ, I haven't thought of that audio clip since I was in high school. Good memories, but I feel old again lol.
jason sexton
2025-02-13 23:07:31 +0000 UTCLittle guys just jackhammering that.
Jeremy
2025-02-13 21:39:06 +0000 UTCSo well said, my esteemed colleague. I, too, am currently without a caring significant other, but when I am, the lady always comes first!
Earl Ross
2025-02-13 20:21:15 +0000 UTCRemember when the internet was young and Donald Duck getting a hummer went viral?
Michael Supergeil
2025-02-13 20:21:14 +0000 UTCAgreed, haven't actually had permanent injuries yet, currently lacking anyone to be injured upon but when I did have someone, man, my teeth certainly rubbed the inside of my lips raw a couple of times, but definitely, if you aren't enthusiastically diving down on her, don't expect her to on you, kitties deserve a tongue bath way more than snakes do anyways😸👍
Andrew Johnson
2025-02-13 20:16:42 +0000 UTC"You're outta luck until you've gone duck" - Howard the Duck
Trev
2025-02-13 19:32:05 +0000 UTCUm. That's not a baby boy. That's a female. Which explains everything. You want it done right? Get yourself a chick. 😁
Max Oliverio
2025-02-13 19:11:58 +0000 UTCgoals
Troy R
2025-02-13 19:04:54 +0000 UTCSearch youtube videos of “duck penis” and you will change your mind
BBQPanda
2025-02-13 19:04:22 +0000 UTCWhat man doesn't do that? You know I broke my nose like that and kept going. If guys aren't doing that right and often, find another guy, ladies!
Earl Ross
2025-02-13 19:01:52 +0000 UTCTaught that duck everything he knows.
Fiberoptikassassin
2025-02-13 19:00:52 +0000 UTCAnd now I'm hungry
David
2025-02-13 18:59:47 +0000 UTC-Gilbert Godfreid voice- AFLAC!!!
Old Penguin
2025-02-13 18:59:20 +0000 UTCSome duck clearly enjoying what's in front of him
Kimmy k
2025-02-13 18:58:47 +0000 UTCJust saying I've made that noise while going down on a woman... lol just saying
Thomas Cross
2025-02-13 18:57:35 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣yeah like a chunky guy eating cake
William
2025-02-13 18:56:40 +0000 UTC🦆🍽️
Nick Rassman
2025-02-13 18:56:06 +0000 UTCAlright folks, let's keep the line nice and organized.
Andrew M
2025-02-13 18:55:34 +0000 UTCAll that said - when I first saw this post title I was afraid we were going to be discussing the duck's corkscrew-shaped penis...
Jim Dagg
2025-02-13 18:55:23 +0000 UTCIf I tried that my hips would detach from my body.
Jim Dagg
2025-02-13 18:54:13 +0000 UTCDuckin' a.
Thats Me
2025-02-13 18:53:28 +0000 UTC
