Night Two Steam Trading Cards on Wednesday!! (FINALLY)

It's taken way longer than it should have to get this going. We've had the cards and the content for a while, but getting through Steam's approval process was a nightmare! We had to make changes to basically everything because we were just too lewd. It turns out that Steam doesn't like thighs, cleavage, or anything else like that. On one hand, it makes sense - profile backgrounds can be seen by any person of any age, and therefore have to be family-friendly.

On the other hand, big titty anime girls in bikinis were permitted without a problem for other games.

I don't get it, but it looks like we're finally going to be good to launch this time, and Night Two's community items will arrive on Wednesday! (IF STEAM DOESN'T DO ANYTHING SILLY AGAIN)

So what are we gonna have?

• 5 Steam trading cards!

  • Collect them all and turn them in on Steam for a nice badge! Or just sell the cards!

• 6 profile badges!

  • There are five levels of badges, each with a different badge. Collect the foil badge to become an Honorary Nimrod, yippie!

• 9 chat emoticons!

  • Do people use these? Well, you'll have 'em!

• 12 profile backgrounds!

  • These were a huge pain in the ass to get approved! Do what you want with them! Collect them, set them as your background, print them out, and mail them to all your friends, the choice is yours.

From today, up until all this stuff goes live, I'll post three of the backgrounds each day, just for Patrons! In no particular order, the first three are Addy's Room, The Arcade, and Costume Swap!

I don't know if it's as exciting to you as it is to us, but getting trading cards feels like a big deal, and we're very happy about it. Also, since these are launching after the release of the game, anyone who WOULD have gotten trading cards should automatically just get them immediately, yay!