Everyone had been abuzz when the pretty young redhead had her first day in the precinct, and management had been so taken with her beauty they put her on the front desk. It was only supposed to be temporary, but one thing led to another, and two years on she was still there. Of course- by one thing leading to another I mean that the sedentary position and constant offers of snacks had so fattened up the young officer that she could barely fit into the area behind the welcome desk- never mind into a squad car. In the end, it was cheaper to constantly replace the chairs her corpulent body spilled out of than it was to pay for bariatric surgery.