Soldier: Hey Doc. When do you think will I stop uh... leaking pre?
Fleshcaster: I'm not a doctor, I'm a fleshcaster.
Soldier: >.< Wut?
Magician: A... magician? Yes. A magician!
Soldier: o.o
Soldier: o_o
Soldier: Okay!
Soldier: Yeah about the.. uh... leaking?
Magician: Your balls are full, try jacking off once in a while.
Soldier: X( But, I've tried a few hours a day. Can't you just jab me with more woman juice?
Magician: No! Any more and you'd have more teats than hands to handle them. You might even start lactate-
Soldier: :/ I might need you to check these then.
Magician: Why are you?
Soldier: Yeah. Filled my neighbor's pool last evening and we had a pool party.
Magician: God, you're dumb. No wonder the military persuaded you so easily.
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