Moosin

New Hire on The Job (Collab with @lowontrash)

Added 2025-10-04 21:30:52 +0000 UTC

practically a collab between me and lowontrash (because I asked him to help first)
Also this pic is to show Valkona's side profile
low's bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/lowontrash.bsky.social
High res: https://files.catbox.moe/iz48uf.png

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Sizzle Co.'s guide to surviving as an employee of Valkona's asset protection squad:

1. Avoid making constant small talk to asset Valkona unless it is to inform her of command's order. Mundane talk drains her patience.

2. Whatever the asset's needs or requests, never outright refuse. If it's unreasonable, seek compromises.

3. Should the asset decided to go rogue for her own enjoyment, employees are expected to do whatever they can to survive. Survivors will be given a bonus.

4. Please stop making requests for tranquilizer, she's becoming more resistant the more you use it on her.