The Zetsu Mail [November 2023 Edition]

Henlo! Welcome to the 9th edition of the mail where its average reader base is NOT going to succeed No Nut November.

It's almost the end of the year, huh? Time really flies when you're not paying attention to your surroundings.

Speaking of, I had trouble recalling what exactly happened last month. It was such a mishmash of random disconnected events that I honestly didn't know what to write about this time.

I tried out GFuel for the first time and it was...an experience! I got the bundle that included a cool sakura-themed shaker bottle and a seven-pack of different flavours to see if it was worth drinking. Some flavours were too strong for me, and I absolutely hated the watermelon one. Funny enough, my favourite might have been a flavour called Blue Ice which, you guessed it, is basically cold water flavour....if that makes any sense. I'm a fan of watered down drinks, so I didn't really mind. I never like drinking anything sweet that has too much of it. It's also not good for you!

On a side note, please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks artificial watermelon flavouring is always bad. Every time I try watermelon-flavoured candy or drinks, it just tastes like ass. I'm not sure why. I love the actual fruit, though. When you get a particularly sweet and juicy watermelon cut up, nothing compares to the taste. That's why fresh watermelon juice falls under that category too. Artificial flavours are kinda hit or miss sometimes, don't you think?

All that aside, I also watched the Five Nights At Freddy's movie! I've been waiting 9 long years for it to come out...man. I was just a kid when the first game released, and though I've since outgrown it I've always been waiting for it to release and boy did it not disappoint! I wasn't expecting stellar storytelling...frankly, the FNAF franchise was never about how good the writing was. Besides, it was already going to be a major struggle to make a narrative surrounding a movie when the lore is comprised of very secret events happening and the gameplay boils down to micromanaging the electricity of an establishment that somehow lasts shorter than phone batteries. The animatronic suits they built were a sight to behold, and I'm just happy my inner kid got to come out and be happy.

So that's all fun and games...I also fell really ill for a few days where I pretty much had digestion problems and the initial symptoms were so bad I had to force myself to puke out the entire day's worth of stuff so it would be able to disgest whatever weird crap that was in there. TMI? TMI.

Yeah, not much to say this time around! Life's just been life-ing. I'm going to get quite busy in the coming couple of months though, with me finally moving out of my mom's house to pursue higher education across the country. There'll be plenty of stories then!

Oh, right. It's NNN! I hope you're all participating...

...what? No, not No Nut November. 

Nonstop Nut November!

November's theme is: NONSTOP!

The femboys in the audios this month are very, very horny....and they're not stopping once somebody climaxes just once...~

As always, if you're a Couch Council or higher tier, you get to know what the audio titles are going to be before they come out and get to vote on the release order.

And, if you're also subscribed to my YouTube, I'm going to be streaming again so keep an eye out for that.

Until next time!