Q&A with Flea (September 2025)

The edited recap of our first live Flea Q&A from last Sunday! (Paid members can always go back and look at the full Q&A in the chat.)

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What is your favorite hobby?

"Right now? Learning to crochet is pretty fun—Grace makes it fun, at least. And she only makes fun of my technique, like, half the time. But I’m getting kinda bored now. Might move on to something else soon."

If you switch to knitting, those needles could be real good for stabbing in a pinch.

"You have piqued my interest..."

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Flea, if my defective knitted you a jumper (she’s really bad at it) would you wear it forever?

"Uh, YEAH. She made it for me! ...Wait, is she ANY good? Is it, like, a cool jumper or some kind of lopsided wooly abomination? I'll... I'll definitely wear it indoors!"

It’s an abomination, but it was made with love.

"Then I'll wear it with love. Indoors."

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Three things you consider yourself to be very good at?

"Oral. Repartee. Detective-wrangling."

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Very odd question but how do you smell? Do you wear any cologne? Perfume?

"Maybe I might steal a scent or two from the detective when I'm feeling fancy. Otherwise I guess I just smell like the shampoo they have. Naturally? Unless I'm feeling all musky, I actually have more of a LACK of a scent that humans might find a little unsettling."

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...Are you ticklish?

"Abso-fucking-lutely not, and don't try it!"

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In the spirit of Halloween, matching couples costumes? Yay, nay, and if yay, what kind?

"If you mean costume as in an excuse to strip down and get slutty then that's an enthusiastic yay and why wait until Halloween? If you mean, like, two of those little yellow pricks in the overalls or whatever--UGH, if the detective asked REALLY nicely."

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What is your earliest memory?

"I think maybe I remember twining with my brother for warmth. Or... maybe that's some weird psychological thing we don't need to examine too hard."

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Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances?

"Not much, baby. Uh, no, but seriously. I can't think of anything that's a hard no. I don't... I don't like hurting things. I'll do it if they deserve it or I need to, but... I really don't think I could hurt someone that wasn't trying to hurt me or anyone I cared about."

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If your house burned down, what one thing would you want to save? (Barring Detective + Tabby.)

"Shit. Well, if it's just one... The Supersonic Pleasure Wand (Vibration Slider and 5 Motion Modes) is probably the most expensive." :-P

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I get the impression that demons don't really do childhood like humans. Are there aspects of human childhood that interest you?

"Ugh, I dunno. You're too young to drink, you're too old to sleep all day, and there's so much being outside in the daylight that just... ugh—why? ...Must be nice, having your survival totally in someone else's hands, though. So much free time to just... not drink or do drugs. Hm."

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Flea, do you have any theories about the red eyed demon? Are you interested in helping the detective find them?

"Man, I hate thinking about that. I used to think it was all trauma-related bullshit, but now... the detective's probably right. It IS a demon, and it DID kill their family just like they told it. But... I don't know ANY demon that would do that. I mean, WHY? What's the goal? Honestly, the whole thing is scary as shit and I wish they'd just drop it."

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When Ilyana said she could love you what’d you take that to mean? Was that a good final appeal?

"A demon can love a demon; can accept them and know them in all the ways only a demon can. She clearly thought that was something I was desperate for and, uh, yeah, news flash--I've got mommy issues! I crave acceptance! No prize for guessing that. But I was always gonna side with the detective. It was the right thing to do."

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How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

"If I’m not working (thanks for that, by the way, Detective) then I’m usually just hanging at home. At the apartment, I mean. Sometimes I get to watch my shows. Sometimes there’s more fun stuff on the table. …Sometimes literally."