Heh, maybe Miss Eiki should consider this approach in Touhou Project. It might make Gensokyo's denizens less likely to break the rules (or more likely in the case of some of them, I'm sure).
無慈悲な判決を言い渡すふたなり裁判官ちゃん
Futanari Judge-chan Announces a Harsh Sentence
ど~ん!!
有罪~ッ!!!
Ba-dum!!
You're GUILTY~!!!
あんたみたいなキモいのは弁護の必要な~しッ!!
有罪しかありえないっしょ~
Someone as nasty as you needs no defense~!!!
There's no way to declare you anything but guilty~
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じゃあさっそく刑のしっこうね~
So your punishment will be carried out at once~
ほらぁ~
さっさと脱ぎな~
Heey~!
Take off your clothes right now~
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有罪なんだからつべこべ言わずに脱ぐんだよォーッ
I don't want to hear any complaints from you. You're guilty, so take off your clothes~!
死ぬまで私のオモチャにして
遊んだげるからさァーッ
You're going to be my toy until the day you die.
Come play with me-!!
(ビキ ビキ)
(THROB THROB)