Here's a fun anonymous commission about a misleading mail-order bride service! I wonder if they'll sign up for the full service after the 3-day trial. I've included Béatrice's translated dialogue below:
"What the fuck happened?" She squealed in her cute new voice.
"Fuck! What is zis? How zis happen?" Béatrice clutched her throat with disconcerted shock painted all over her pretty face. "What's wrong with my brain? It's hard to think in English!"
"No! Zis is bad! I can't be like zis for three days asshole!"
"Enjoy? No! I want my dick! My dick! Ugh and zis place is a mess!"