Chapter 550 - The most precious skeleton
Added 2024-10-18 15:50:08 +0000 UTCA door opened in front of a short skeleton in fancy clothes.
“Oh! She won again!” the skeleton rejoiced, jumping in place, the skeletal crow on his head also jumping up and down on his skull.
Bookie’s joyous outburst did not last long, however. He clutched his book form against his chest as he walked through the newly opened door. He wanted to be there when Sofia eventually called for his help so he needed to triumph over his next task before Sofia reached her next trial within the palace.
“Without brother Pareth next to her I can’t help but worry…”
Bookie walked through the dark corridors hoping to reach his destination soon, as he was not very comfortable in complete darkness.
“Only four chances left… Sofia didn’t forget about me, right?” he worriedly asked the crow on his head, receiving a few skull-pecks in return.
Finally he saw some light in the distance, two of the Dungeon’s ominous candles illuminating an iron gate.
“Another arena!” Bookie exclaimed excitedly, running up to the gate. So far, the trials had been either logic or combat based, Bookie was not as good as he wanted with logic, so he was happy to see an arena again.
Yet when the arena gate opened, he was shocked by what was waiting on the other side. This was not like the previous times in the arena where a monster would be waiting there to fight to the death. This time, the arena was a bustling and noisy market of strangely-clothed skeletons roaming between stalls, haggling with the skeleton vendors, and overall creating a warm atmosphere in the candlelit arena.
Bookie was left speechless. What was he even supposed to do? Who were these people? Why was there a marketplace here in the first place?
Thankfully, the palace’s messenger, a strong and mighty dog skeleton, came to gift Bookie with an instruction scroll, departing as fast as he’d appeared, as if he was scared that Bookie would eat him.
Of course Bookie was a civilized book, he would never try to eat a living skeleton, so such worries would be unfounded. Probably.
Bookie sighed. “Another logic trial…”
‘Find and acquire the most valuable item in this arena, place it on the central pedestal to complete your task. You have three tries.’
Bookie watched the scroll disappear from his hands after he read it, he found it fascinating every time, the scroll was made of magic that simply unraveled by itself after the words were all read.
“What would Sofia do?” Bookie asked himself. This was his most efficient way to find solutions to logical issues thus far, just trying to emulate what Sofia might do.
After thinking about it for a bit, Bookie ran through the market’s crowd to reach the central pedestal. He was just a skeleton among skeletons, so nobody paid him any attention, and with smug satisfaction, he placed his book form on the pedestal, thinking that there was no way he wasn’t the most precious thing in the arena.
A red light shone over the market, and Bookie’s lower jaw dropped to the floor as he slowly pulled back his book form from the pedestal.
The red light stopped. He had two tries left.
“I was sure that would work…” he mumbled.
Since it seemed that his out of the box solution wasn’t it, Bookie moved to the side of the market to where there was some free space to summon skeletons. He summoned his entire stock of paladins, the Elven Engineer and the High-Priest, giving them the order to search through the market for the most valuable thing. The High-Priest knew of luxurious things, so he was to examine the stalls’ products, the Engineer was to examine the arena and the stalls themselves, to see if there were hidden riches anywhere, while the paladins were to examine the people, to see if they were wearing anything of value. Meanwhile, Crowie would fly overhead to monitor them.
That being done, Bookie himself started to look through the stalls’ products, starting from the side opposite to where the High-Priest was searching.
Bookie walked up to the first stall, where a tall human skeleton carved small wooden sculptures of monsters and soldiers. Many kid skeletons were watching the merchant sculpt a wooden Dragon in a cube of red wood.
The merchant stopped carving when he spotted Bookie from the corner of his eye sockets.
“New here, kid? Never seen you around,” he instantly called out Bookie.
“Uh- I- Yes! I- I just moved in. My family sent me here on an errand!” Bookie awkwardly made up some lies to feed the merchant, not sure if he should be honest about this being a trial or if he should just play along.
“I see. Welcome, then, since you’re new, I’ll sell you your first toy at a discount, if you want one,” the merchant happily told Bookie before he started carving again.
‘Th- Thank you very much mister. Ah, would you happen to know who sells the most expensive things in the market?”
“The most expensive thing?” The sculptor merchant repeated, stopping his carving again, which earned Bookie a few annoyed looks from the surrounding skeleton kids.
“It’s the errand I was sent on…”
“Trying to buy a present, perhaps?” the merchant guessed by himself, “You can try old Gilbur’s jewelry shop, it’s in the empty corner over there.”
Bookie thanked the merchant and ran from the other skeleton kids’ vicious glares. He quickly found the jewelry stall, which a dwarf skeleton was overseeing, sitting on a tall chair.
“Hello Sir Gilbur!” Bookie greeted as he approached the otherwise deserted stall.
“Oh! A fellow dwarf!” Gilbur excitedly greeted back, jumping down from his chair, “Haven’t seen one of my kin around here in a long time! Come, kid, look at my work, incredible, isn’t it?!”
Bookie was impressed as he glanced over the jewelry, there were plenty of beautiful gemstones and ornate rings on display.
“Your work is so beautiful, Sir Gilbur! Why is no one else looking at your stall?!” Bookie asked, baffled that this stall wasn’t more popular, “Are your jewels too expensive?”
“You have a good eye, kid, as you guessed it’s just that the people here are not that rich. You won’t find anything more precious than my masterful creations at these other stalls, so I rarely sell anything, to be honest, but when I do it’s enough money to last for a long while. So, anything catches your eyes? You’re a fellow dwarf so I’ll give you any one thing for free, how ’bout that?”
“Y- You’re way too generous, Sir Gilbur, can I really?”
“Of course kid, of course, pick whatever you want!”
That’s my chance!
Bookie wasn’t an expert in jewelry, but it was hard not to see the one Orichalcum pendant with a huge multicolored polished gem right in the center of the stall otherwise mostly covered in golden jewelry. It would be very presumptuous to ask for it, but that wouldn’t stop Bookie, what stopped him, however, was his experience with the past logic trials of the palace. He was suspicious now, because the two previous times, there had been tricks to prevent him from easily finding the true solution, and this one definitely felt way too easy in comparison.
As Bookie carefully observed the jewels, he found a little something that shone in a different color compared to the rest, it was hard to differentiate the hues with everything lit in the uniform orange candlelight, but while most jewels were clearly golden, one of the rings had a slight green tint to it.
Mithril!
Mithril was about ten times as expensive as Orichalcum by weight, so, discounting the multicolored gem, this ring was likely worth much more than the pink pendant.
“I want this!” Bookie said, pointing at the small ring that was in a corner of the stall, between a dozen other rings.
“This thing?” Gilbur asked, picking up the ring, “It’s not something I made, actually, picked that one from the side of the road and cleaned it myself but that’s about it. It’s the cheapest thing I sell here, can’t even be enchanted/ Are you sure you want this?”
Can’t be enchanted?! It’s definitely Mithril!!!
“Yes, please, I can’t tell you why but I just kind of like the color,” Bookie answered with a polite nod.
“Well, alright, you can have it, hope you don’t regret your decision later.”
“Thank youuuu!” Bookie thanked the jeweler profusely and ran to the side of the arena, where Crowie was waiting for him.
“Look what I found!” Bookie proudly showed Crowie, “How about the others?”
Crowie communicated how he could with pecks and caws, and somehow Bookie understood perfectly what the skeleton crow meant.
“Each group found something?! But I only have two tries left… Let’s go see Engineer first, as the smartest, I’m sure he found something good! I’ll choose the best thing when I have seen everything!”
Crowie flew up first, and Bookie ran after him.
Comments
Oh, cool! Bookie perspective chapter. :-)
Tejing
2024-10-27 05:52:17 +0000 UTCBookie and Pareth are almost as important to this story as Sofia (aka main supporting characters). If this 2-3 chapter side story had been about Eve/Cinthia/etc., then I'd be inclined to agree that it's a bit of a sidetrack. However, for a main supporting character I think it's the right call as a tool for character development and to refresh the story a bit ever now and then.
E
2024-10-19 16:25:08 +0000 UTC"valuable" is a relative term. This is a trial for Bookie, therefore the trial is finding what's most valuable to him. So, what is most valuable thing to him that is also within this area? Answer: Crowie
E
2024-10-19 16:12:09 +0000 UTCAh, and overflow error is clearly the only answer for these lies and slander to Bookie’s value!
CringeWorthyStudios
2024-10-19 01:36:48 +0000 UTCHis overwhelmingly immense value overloaded the magical sensors. It was just too high, so it resulted in an error, which defaults to a negative score.
Kennyevilmonkey
2024-10-19 01:35:50 +0000 UTCShinies?
CringeWorthyStudios
2024-10-19 01:26:25 +0000 UTCThe fact that Bookie isn’t considered the most valuable thing here is both a logical fallacy and an emotional travesty! I mean, he’s literally a sapient necronomicon made personally by one of the Lords of the Deep, so there’s literally zero chance that he’s not the physically most valuable object in the room. And emotionally he’s just fucking adorable and is the most valuable thing in the room to us readers too! … I bet the only reason it failed was either because it’s a trick question or because the whole Deep thing messed up the sensor! Thanks for the chapter!
CringeWorthyStudios
2024-10-19 01:25:51 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter! My vote is that Crowie will find the ‘most valuable thing’
Ceasar Salas
2024-10-18 17:34:20 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Custus
2024-10-18 17:08:36 +0000 UTCBookie continues to be adorable
dtape467
2024-10-18 17:01:56 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Wensber
2024-10-18 16:31:35 +0000 UTCYep... As I was posting this, all text appeared as black on black, so I couldn't see anything without highlighting the text, and you can't change text color in the patreon editor. Turned out to only be in the editor so it's fine, but yeah... Hopefully they fix it soon or it's going to become a pain to insert the little bone breaks for scene transitions.
Mornn
2024-10-18 16:21:15 +0000 UTCThis trial is rigged, that definitely should have worked! I want to speak to the manager.
Kennyevilmonkey
2024-10-18 16:20:21 +0000 UTCWhenever Patreon updates anything, there is a legitimate worry that they are going to break something important in the process...
Kennyevilmonkey
2024-10-18 16:18:33 +0000 UTCWanted to insert some breathing room in between all the fighting, I don't think two chapters of Bookie POV is so bad of a sidetrack, also gives some perspective on what it is the rest of the group is doing while Sofia is doing her boss rush.
Mornn
2024-10-18 16:15:34 +0000 UTCBookie out shopping is cute, but we are getting a little side tracked here, I can't help but feel.
Cyclone001
2024-10-18 16:12:20 +0000 UTCHe's doing his very best. I love the confidence in putting himself up as [The Most Valuable Thing]. Huh, not much to go on, can't even tell if it's meant to be literal, emotional, philosophical or existential.
Venerable Ro
2024-10-18 16:10:05 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Quentin Cozzi
2024-10-18 15:50:38 +0000 UTCPublishing a bit in advance cause patreon updated some things and I want to check if it all works. Edit: All seems to work fine. Happy reading and have a nice weekend :)
Mornn
2024-10-18 15:50:32 +0000 UTC