Caught Gooning
Added 2025-02-16 21:44:53 +0000 UTCYou might think you can freely goon to the sight of that gigantic monster in the distance, but the thing you have to think about is that what you consider to be 'miles away' is but a few casual steps to them. They can go from being far away enough that you feel 'safe' to being literally on top of you before you've even managed to pull your pants up.
Alternate versions because I have basically zero executive functioning and can't decide on anything
