But wait, the bottom's down, isn't it? ...It's all a matter of perspective, really.
You may think that having naked demons crawling all over the bar is unsanitary, but this is not so, as demons are ultimately cosmic, extra-dimensional entities that do not harbor mundane bacteria or pathogens.
Lucky fella belongs to Valdor. You could equally be lucky for 30 buckarinos. Just tell me what you like.