Real Thick

Physical Rewards are here!

Added 2025-01-24 14:55:25 +0000 UTC

As a thank you for your continued support, I've created flexible flat magnets and vinyl stickers of 2 of our favorite brutes: BIG BOSS and BOSS J, with more to come! They turned out amazing, and it’s exciting to have a physical version of these beefy bulls.

Brute Pack #1 includes:

thank you card and note
BIG BOSS magnet and an XL vinyl sticker (4" x 2.3")
BOSS J magnet (3" x 2.9")

All postage included. Pack #1 is ready to ship with a lot of you having already unlocked them over the months by just being here.

How to unlock Brute Packs?

You can unlock a Brute Pack by earning Brute Bucks (shout out to The Office fans). Pack #1 unlocks at 600 Brute Bucks. You earn Brute Bucks each month you're a member. Amount depends on your tier. It does not have to be consecutive months but you do have to be a continuing member when you reach the threshold to unlock.

Brute Bucks earned:

Corporal of Beef: 50 Brute Bucks/month
Sergeant of Brutes: 100 Brute Bucks/month
Major of Masstodons: 200 Brute Bucks/month
Behemoths of Bulk: 500 Brute Bucks/month

What do you have to do to claim the pack?

Head to your Active Memberships page, click “View Details” next to your Real Thick membership, and add your mailing address if it’s not already there. That's it! I'll handle the heavy lifting with tracking the bucks. And once a week I'll message those who've unlocked the packs unless they've opted out of the reward.

If you have any questions, do not hesitate to message me! Happy collecting.

- Dan BruteThick

Above info may update in the future.