Here's the shitposting hours. This is what got a bit of the ball rolling over on Tumblr and has been getting people interested in these fools LOL.
The post that started it all:


(based on this post featuring screenshots from Queering the Map)
That just lead to a few asks we've been getting about these fools! I'm gonna put the questions in bold & plop our responses here so that I'm keeping people's privacy!
"...Bonnie definitely ate it."
"WELL Bonnie and Lucy are technically in Some Alternate/Different Universe, so I don't know if the actual Moby Dick would exist for them. There could maybe be an equivalent, but regardless--Bonnie doesn't spend a lot of time on land, so she probably wouldn't have read it."
"Bonnie's werewhale-yness is a result of basically a curse, so it works on magic-y rules. So... she certainly can have her clothes appear with her when she shifts, it's completely up to her. Unfortunately."
"(so we DO have a third dingus in the mix we haven't posted much about her yet-- this is Jiminy aka Jim--she's definitely not a marine biologist but maybe she COULD be if it would make Bonnie notice her--)"
Yes.... this IS how we introduced Jiminy to tumblr... and then I added a bit with this post after we got some interest in the comments:
"I was informed we wanted to know more about Jiminy--"


"happy early mermay treat, here's all three of 'em"
I guess it IS merMAY now isn't it hehe
"I suppose both in a way! Jiminy's first design was missing that eye, but we're undecided if we wanna keep that detail or not. So it's just being covered by her hair for now. WHO KNOWS. SCHRODINGER'S EYE."
"8)"
""Most people call me Jim, but you can call me whatever you want, hon.""
"its a love triangle babyyyyy"
"careful, she'll eat your heart out. maybe literally."
"Thank you so much for this ask it got my partner and I both chatting a bit about what their dating profiles would be on modern-day apps LMAO So enjoy what their profile pics would look like...
Bonnie's most date-able qualities -- Big, can bench press your weight but wont, jokester (you better laugh tho), she'll show you a good time (but will leave you high & dry the next day sorry)
Jiminy's most date-able qualities -- shit for brains (she'll laugh at all your jokes if you want her to), listens to everything (watch out), she'll kill for ya (haha jk..... unles...?)
Lucy's date-able qualities -- whats not to love--"
"we love a fucked up obsessive ouroboros in this house"
"she's a This Guy"
"Alright lets talk about Lucy!
Lucy's full name is Lusitania Moore! She's got a brother & a niece she cares for a lot.
She lives on a horrible little fishing island called 7 Bells. She grew up whaling & took up the trade with her dad until she got real seasoned at it. She fought for a seat as a captain and welllllllll....... (that's where Bonnie comes in) She now spends a lot of her free time wishing she could go back out on the sea after her captainship was revoked... woops."
""7 Bells" has a funny little history in sailor speak as a turn of phrase! My partner and were looking for things to call this story and deep diving fun sayings and fell on this article listing a bunch but Seven Bells kinda stood out.
It has a few meanings but this origin seems to come up a lot. EITHER WAY we deviated a little from it original meaning because that's art baby.
Essentially 7 Bells is an island in a fictional world, a lot of folks would call it horrible because of the weather, others because of the beasts that once lurked in the waters nearby. All that's really left of it's name are the fact that there are 7 lighthouses stationed around the circumference of the island, ever watching for beasts of the deep.
(That's what we have so far world-building-wise anyway. We're still chipping away at it!)"
"man the ocean is pretty big"
"She'll bother and sink the ship of anyone she feels she wants to, really. Often whalers just because she thinks it's especially funny. She doesn't really go on land often, though--and she usually sticks to her human form when she does."

"Ok so the strungle with this one is we kiiinda wanna reveal her full form in the comic/story we're building soooooo you get a fancy lil silhouette Tas cooked up <3"
(you folks over here on Patreon have seen this image un-silhouetted)
"LUCY's FAMILY??? Let's talk about 'em... I know we're less invested in her brother but here he is too! (my partner Tas sketched these and wanted me to post them for this ask LOL)
Her brother we've been calling him Don or Donnie but that's still up for debate as we flesh the world out a bit more. His whole thing is that he just wants his sister to be happy (which means: please settle down & stop trying to get with the sea).
Her niece doesn't have a name (yet) but she's about 12-13 and absolutely ENAMOURED by her aunt Lucy and wants to be Just Like Her. The two get along really well. Lucy tells her a bunch of old whaling stories (much to her brother's dismay).
She doesn't interact with Bonnie in this canon. Lucy is at a bit of a crossroads here, keeping a double secret life with Bonnie away from her family. Itsssssss a funky little queer allegory yahoo!
We both like to think that in a more subdued AU, Bonnie & Lucy would be content being The Cool Aunts. They like kids but aren't looking to raise any specifically!"
"sorry, anon there MIGHT be a bit of an age gap--"
"careful now, all this love's gonna go to her head at this rate!"
"I thought it would be funny to have them answer it themselves---
Best Kisser:
Worst kisser:
""I'm 32 years old.""
That's the last of them so far!! If YOU have any questions you want to ask these guys feel free to comment and poke us hehe! We're having a lot of fun doodling these guys!