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Added 2025-04-28 21:41:32 +0000 UTCI handed Daniel my phone and told him to review this boba and he wrote a sci fi story instead
1/10
No straw? You put boba in a can??
Didn’t even get my first boba ball till all the liquid was gone and the ice was melted.
They also had mochi donuts that he told me were “celiac safe” cause they only had a small amount of flour
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Getting more boba today to make up for this
Comments
I am sorry Daddy Donut failed you. Very disappointing considering the great name. The "Celiac safe because it only has a small amount of flour" stuff is especially offensive. But I would also like to take this time to defend Daniel. I enjoyed his eloquent, long-form prose, especially the fascinating scientific terminology. It was a breath of fresh air, compared to the posts you typically write, which could be analogized, fairly and unbiasedly, with some primordial cave beast smearing his shit on a wall.
Kale Thompson
2025-04-28 21:58:26 +0000 UTCLMFAO
Kale Thompson
2025-04-28 21:46:22 +0000 UTC
