THE REVELATOR: The Ultimate BEST Light Gun Ever That Has or Will EVER Be Made
Added 2025-04-02 02:39:21 +0000 UTCYou want light gun action? How's 2000 watts of pure action? THE REVELATOR is the answer you've all been looking for. The most powerful light gun ever made will BLOW YOU AWAY! Get them for the low preorder price of 1000 for one or 3000 for two. Delivery expected in early 2034. Early bird bonus includes one of my kid's dinosaur stickers. Patreon discount pending.
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thank you had me crying with laughter much appreciated.
Methlon
2025-04-02 14:45:51 +0000 UTC
