Waifu Warz! Idea Poll [March 2024, Tifa*]

*I included one 2B scenario because like come on 23 vs 22 votes is pretty much a tie lol. Going forward, I think I'll use these idea polls mainly for when the tally is close or if I can't decide on something myself. That way you see what kind of scenarios I have in mind and go "hmm, I don't know... maybe the other one sounds better". Or maybe you see a Tifa scenario you particularly like and really want me to do!

ONE -- "Mirror Mirror..." 🔮💎

Scarlet is a character introduced in act 1 of the game whose bit is appearing elegant and refined, but in actuality she's kind of a total bitch. This one would involve her experiencing a severe case of chest-envy (because it's literally Tifa, THE video game boob lady), prompting her to do some sort of sneakery or sabotage to Tifa's mana. Has that sort of "there cannot possibly be a maiden fairer than *I*!" dynamic to it.

Fast-forward to one of the various Scarlet boss fights in the game, and Tifa begins overflowing with mana, causing her chest to expand rapidly before eventually popping.

TWO -- "The One Where I Reference The Thing"🍽️🍴

Spoiler alert for a 25+ year old game: Aerith gets turned into a shish-kebab courtesy of Sepiroth's sword. It's one of the three Gamer Jokes™ you learn via webcomics and parody animations, alongside "mario mushrooms are like drugs, haha!" and "sonic goes fast... in bed! :P".

The bit behind this scenario would be to reference that, but instead of a sword wielded by long-hair-angst-man it's a fork accidentally dropping onto her/Tifa's belly after a story's worth of stuffing and indulging. This is actually a story idea I've had for a while (credit to Stuffedwaves for writing this), but obviously it'll be adjusted to be more Tifa-centric if I go with this one.

THREE -- "Reminder That She Works In A Bar"🍺🍻

I don't have anything specific in mind for this one, but there's a few different ways you could go with this setting:

• Tifa's customers think her breasts are expanding due to drunkenness-beer-goggles

• Tifa and another character (Aerith/Yuffie most likely, Cloud if I want to challenge myself with a silent character again lol) have fun with the carbonators (cough)

• Hijinks involving "what if Tifa put materia in the drinks"

These end up either being BE and/or sloshy fullbody inflation. The term "booze-loon" gets used at least once.

FOUR -- "The 2B One" 🤖🍔

I'm kind of split between whether I want to continue my other 2B audio from some years back (where this part would probably be like "2B squashes and teases 9S after finding him"), or if I want to do something involving the self-destruct thing. Maybe I mash both together? Either way, I definitely feel I can get more milage out of the post-apocalyptic "mankind left these restaurants and OSHA-noncompliant candy factories behind..." setting.