Waifu Warz! Idea Poll [November 2023, "A Monster Musume Character"]

I'm starting to think Monster Musume is my version of when like, Samus or 2B show up on other people's polls. 🤔

That said, the nice thing about this format is that I get to choose the character (to a certain extent). MM has a lot of characters I haven't really touched on in my other audios, so...

Cathyl: yea so here's a direct quote from the wiki: "Due to a Minotaur's bovine nature, Cathyl regularly produces large quantities of breast milk, enough to fill a large bucket. If she is not milked, her breasts become even more swollen and heavier than usual, which is very uncomfortable". here's a page from the manga of her engorged knockers bouncing and sloshing around. like you can tell where I'm going with this, right?

Obviously, in Swell Reads fashion, this would be taken wayyy past how it goes in the manga. I'm feeling a montage type of audio (similarly to Aoi the Heavyweight) where Cathyl tries to get multiple characters to milk her, failing each time... and growing each time. This goes all the way until that page linked above becomes less "dangling boobs in your face" and more "smothering you against a wall with boobs".

Characters: Cathyl (breast expansion), various characters & probably Kimihito (supporting)

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Doppel: This one would focus on Doppel's main personality trait of being a shit-eating trickster. A real joker. A funny guy. 

After an intro scene establishing that she's jonesing to get a promotion at Monster Ops, she decides to trick Tionishia (7 foot tall giant-boobs oni girl) into being unfit for her position as body guard. Emphasis on "unfit". Doppel assumes the role of Smith, "instructing" Tio to stuff and overindulge herself until she's far too fat to move, leaving Doppel to take her place.

This works... until the real Smith shows up and immediately sees through the whole act, kind of like Doppel's role the last time I suggested her. Also like last time, this ends with Doppel getting her comeuppance via some form of MO:N-themed inflation-based syringe or contraption.

Characters: Doppel (full-body inflation), Tionishia (weight gain), Smith (supporting)

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Lala: A little while ago I floated out an idea involving her trying to swipe Kimihito's soul but getting blocked by Rachnera. One thing leads to another and something something "Rachnera sucks thousands of Lala's spirits into her body". I also call her "Lulu" at one point for some reason? lol.

I like this general premise, but it would definitely need to be more focused on Lala. Probably involves her getting her dullahan-head plucked off and Rachnera (or whoever other girl, maybe Miia?) jamming a vacuum tube (set to "blow" of course) into her neckhole. Her head gets toyed around with a bit, cooed at, that sort of thing. As her body eventually overinflates and bursts, all the reaped souls Lala had collected escape in every which direction, much to her annoyance.

Characters: Lala (full body inflation), Rachnera/Miia + Kimihito (supporting)

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Meroune: A fellow writer named PennaKiteWeather wrote a fic a loooong time ago (for context: Jan 2018 was roughly when I started this page lol) wherein an OC mermaid girl (being kept in a family's bathroom after having been found washed up on the beach) inflated with bubbles after drinking a bottle of soapy shampoo.

This would be me taking that broad idea and giving it the Nametaken Spin™️ (similarly to how The Feast of Champions is based on an existing story). Same idea of "mermaid stuck in bathtub and full of bubbles", different context and tone. Probably plays off her first appearance in the series where she stumbles out of her wheelchair (no I'm not kidding) and can't get herself back in. Kimihito brings her back to his house of misfits and plops her into a filled bathtub as a temporary solution. Maroune discovers a weird-looking plastic bottle on the bathtub's edge, things go downhill from there.

Notably, Meroune's comedic "bit" in the series is that she's really into "tragic" things happening to her. She eats horrible food in hopes that it gives her food poisoning, that sort of thing. Borderline masochism with a hint of victim complex. She would absolutely be into popping. :^)

Characters: Meroune (belly inflation), Kimihito (supporting)

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Zombina: The running gag with this one is that it'd riff of of "why do all of nametaken's Monster Musume audios revolve around popping?". Zombina, as the name suggests, is a zombie- the "undead means I can't die" kind. She gets shot and crushed and sliced up and it never really has any effect on her.

This story would be Zombina getting sent on several extremely-dangerous missions as per Smith's orders... at least, they would be "dangerous" for literally anyone else. Zombina would then proceed to get inflated, exploded, fattened, squashed, stretched, and as many other things as I can fit within an 8-10 minute audio. Also of note, Zombina is near-completely unable to feel pain... but she can feel pleasure. Maybe she starts off trying to 

Characters: Zombina (all sorts of things, honestly), Smith & various characters (supporting)

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And, of course, let me know what you think of this sort of format. Fan of it? Not? My ears are always open. Ears are kind of the point of this page, aren't they?

(also: happy thanksgiving! I scheduled this post right before heading to bed yesterday, lol)