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Name's Cool Poll 😎

Added 2023-02-15 03:51:04 +0000 UTC

(headnote: this is just for funsies and there will still be a Waifu Warz! poll on the 25th don't u worry)

Over the past few months, I've had both people suggest scenarios that I really like, and had some of my own script ideas in the back of my mind. While these sorts of personal projects obviously take a backseat to the monthly polls, I want to gather some consensus on which ones you would want to see the most:

Misato Katsuragi -- I'm feeling something along the lines of Misato gorging herself on booze and getting blobbier-n-slobbier over time, not dissimilar to my Inko or Daisy audios. The setting would lend itself well to various NERV employees questioning her or Ritsuko getting involved in one way or another.
Queen -- I've wanted to try my hand at creating a "voice" for Queen pretty much since Deltarune's chapter 2 update released. Scenario would be similar to the canon boss fight, but Queen's repeated battery acid martinis (Toby Fox is a funny guy) cause her to bloat up. Susie and Annoying Goat Boy provide commentary and banter. Spamton makes a cameo.
Riamu Yumemi -- I saw this image of her doing the Operation Soda Steal meme and figured she'd totally be the type to stick the tube up her butt rather than into the bottles. Scene where she does it, follow-up scene where she regrets it amidst a cacophony of churning and newly-gained pudge. Might throw in some other characters for her to bounce lines off of.
ƎNA -- Backwards E is intentional. Dream BBQ is coming out soon, and seems to have this sort of neat Soviet-era post-modern folk theme. Admittedly the trailer doesn't show much of the plot, but I'd likely follow the rest of the series' formula of abstract, non-sequitur encounters, some of which resulting in ƎNA getting fattened or expanded in some form.
Ursula Callistis -- She's the main teacher featured in Little Witch Academia, and Akko (the main character) is a klutzy dumbass. Put two and two together... this would feature a dynamic like Ms. Carina's Pressurized Lesson, but utilizing the series' magic spells. She'd turn into slime, paper-thin, a pooltoy, all those wacky state-change things before ultimately landing on huge body inflation.
Lola Pop -- I commissioned someone for a story the longest time ago and have just been sitting on it. The Sparknotes version is Lola Pop gloating to a reporter about the superior defense her inflation ability gives her, and deciding to show off a bit. Cue it malfunctioning and expanding her to much bigger sizes than intended before ultimately blowing the reporter away.
Panty and/or Stocking -- I don't have much of a specific scenario in mind for them as of writing, but I feel like it's kind of a rite of passage for any artist worth their salt to lewd these two. The limbo-ghost-hunting setting could be utilized, along with Scanty (and/or) Kneesocks maybe getting involved.
Morag Ladair -- I have "something something Blade Feeder" written down here which I think sums it up pretty well. Could involve Morag stress-eating during her miltary campaign, with Brighid whispering in her ear to eat more. Follows the Pyra audio's rules of "if one half gets fat, the other does too".
Kiwi -- That mask of hers is ripe to be replaced with some form of feeding or airtank tube. Combined with the fact that "oh noes i got hacked!!1!11" is such a common trope in cyberpunk (lower-case "c" meaning the genre as a whole) makes her easy pickings for this type of scenario. Maybe Rebecca gets involved somehow.
Splatoon -- The SERIES is called "SPLAT"oon!! And nobody makes popping content for it!! Wow. There's a few different ways I could take this. one of the idols falling onto an ink jet and blowing up, an "air vs helium" Splatfest, one of the idols falling into a vat of ink that doesn't match their color...
Touhou -- There's a particular story I'm eyeing that conveys the "CHARACTER does AN INCIDENT and Reimu/Marisa have to stop it" format really well. It involves a big flash turning everyone in Gensokyo into rubbery balloon version of themselves, and Reimu gradually inflating over the course of her adventure. Kinda long, though... might write something original or ask to abridge it.
Vtuber -- This is less about the character used and more the fact that I really want to do the "streamer goes back and forth with chat" schtick. It's been portrayed in story and image form before, but I don't think anyone's connected the audio piece of this triangle yet. Hololive is used as a placeholder and that any "streamer-type" character could fill this role.