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[#127] Patreon Bonus
Added 2025-05-28 19:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Slime and Johnny are the only bald men I’ve ever been attracted to.
Sun
2025-07-07 23:08:16 +0000 UTCi wanna say that barring VERY acrobatic activity underwater/in a bath, the amount of blood that actually leaks out into the water feels incredibly minimal. like unless you're actively opening yourself up w fingers or something there's only a tiny bit of leakage. the most i've noticed is when there's already dried blood on my labia, and getting wet just frees it into the water
wolf
2025-06-28 04:13:24 +0000 UTCi have never had water in my vagina after bathing or swimming,and have never heard of the water bed thing. im almost mayas age and i have NEVER heard of that !?!?!?!
lyn ken
2025-06-18 04:03:50 +0000 UTCyou dont bleed on your period in water (or at least, you bleed at a much slower rate than when out of water) because the pressure of water keeps the blood inside you. water also doesnt get into your vagina very much unless you are trying to open your vagina
jenn
2025-06-05 12:08:47 +0000 UTCI second this!!!
ghostwritersrus
2025-06-04 12:35:45 +0000 UTCLiterally so gorgeous 💅🏼 (thumbnail)
Anthony La Torre
2025-06-03 19:18:44 +0000 UTCwe need the yard goes to alveus so bad
Dylan
2025-06-03 00:21:22 +0000 UTCALSO concealer first can be good if it’s spot concealing so that the coverage effect is seamless but maya is also right, if you’re using a highlighting concealer for undereyes/high points of face you usually do that after foundation unless you’re into underpainting and using a super thin layer of foundation. before and after are both valid there’s no correct order for those imo!
sou
2025-06-02 22:50:42 +0000 UTCi NEED the maya x nick podcast im being so for real. even as a patreon segment. it has so much potential
sou
2025-06-02 22:45:21 +0000 UTCswift my favorite stinky boy
Stanley
2025-06-02 20:23:58 +0000 UTCSo fun. Top tier funny content
Daidreemer
2025-06-02 18:21:53 +0000 UTCSlime and maya would be top tier content😂
Shawn
2025-06-02 15:47:38 +0000 UTCThe look Maya gave QT when Ludwig said "Hair Follicles" hahaha
eet
2025-06-02 01:31:07 +0000 UTCi’ve never had a tampon soak up significant amounts of water while swimming, i used to be on swim team and i’ve never heard that happen to any of the girls
vindo
2025-05-31 15:15:58 +0000 UTCI couldn't decide during that whole bit if QT was trying to tell another "spicy period" outrageous lie that decidual cast happens all the time, or she just forgot that it's actually quite rare.
BisonHero
2025-05-30 06:17:14 +0000 UTCdawg ive never met anyone who does concealer before foundation
FakemiliaKo
2025-05-29 21:08:30 +0000 UTCincredible episode and bonus
Tyler .
2025-05-29 20:03:56 +0000 UTCMWORD
J
2025-05-29 17:17:14 +0000 UTCGlad I’m not the only one who does foundation and then concealer I was like am I wrong lol
Morgan T
2025-05-29 15:49:11 +0000 UTCjust now finding out Ryan Higa isn’t related to Maya
Mitch Mitcherson
2025-05-29 15:08:03 +0000 UTCThis is giving me flashbacks of maya and esfand. And as a Todd I take offense maya.
Slushy
2025-05-29 14:08:59 +0000 UTCLudwig with the Chris Smoove reference 👍🏻
Braden Smith
2025-05-29 12:21:20 +0000 UTCStrike two on slime confusing veruca salt for violet beauregard
kron
2025-05-29 11:25:05 +0000 UTCAnd I finally got the Yard patreon, so we balance it out
Zr0w3n
2025-05-29 10:42:30 +0000 UTCThe Yard at Alveus some day maybe? 👀
Melissa Solorzano
2025-05-29 07:02:33 +0000 UTCMaya and Nick's Podcast: The Hoo-Ha Buddies
Joey Becker
2025-05-29 06:16:21 +0000 UTCits funny they corrected him cause jews sing shalom aleichem on shabbat which means the same thing as as-salāmuʿalaikum in arabic so honestly close enough
punky
2025-05-29 05:24:43 +0000 UTCFun fact: woman don’t need a pad or tampon or anything to swim. You actually bleed significantly less when submerged in water.
Brianna Nicole
2025-05-29 04:00:21 +0000 UTCconcealer before foundation is crazy work
Chloe Johnson
2025-05-29 03:39:48 +0000 UTCAs a women I had a decidual cast once after starting birth control…very odd experience 👍
Jacquelyn
2025-05-29 03:20:16 +0000 UTCI do think it’s a bit wild to not put the pictures they’re being shown on screen
Jaded Kills
2025-05-29 02:51:57 +0000 UTCFunnnn
Elijah
2025-05-29 02:13:31 +0000 UTCUsing concealer before foundation is more old school, using concealer after has been in style for the last like decade I’d say at this point
Jaded Kills
2025-05-29 02:06:46 +0000 UTCludwig lookin like a cozy lil guy 🥰
SVZN77
2025-05-29 01:53:24 +0000 UTC"we shittin in the pool this summer" 🗣🗣🗣
Omar G
2025-05-29 01:43:24 +0000 UTCJust because I’m used to misinformation from QT and Maya, I decided to look this up: Decidual cast occurs in about 0.1% of menstruating individuals, that’s roughly 1 in 1000.
Imrano
2025-05-29 01:17:05 +0000 UTCmayas choice of head apparel was delightful and humorous she is a comedy genius
Lakshya
2025-05-29 01:16:21 +0000 UTCLud catching strays 😂😂😂
Katie Pacer
2025-05-29 00:33:55 +0000 UTCwhat a treat to have a crossover of my two favourite podcasts
Anna Narkevich
2025-05-29 00:24:23 +0000 UTCQT: "I manage a store" NICK: "And Ludwig has a bakery" I died💀
Seth Hastings
2025-05-28 23:50:41 +0000 UTCLmao amazing ep! Anyone who isn’t subbed to the Patreon is missing out 😂
Alanna M
2025-05-28 23:47:12 +0000 UTCI think the perception (and probably reality) of women being more willing to date in-relationship men and men being less willing to date in-relationship women comes down to the patriarchal culture. Not like, consciously most of the time, but we just live in a culture where many people see women as more "belonging to" men then the men "belong to" the women. Just echoes from when women weren't recognized as valid heads of households and such. The same way a doctor may talk to a boyfriend about his girlfriend's medical care instead of directly addressing her when she's right there in the room. (Which is a more blatant patriarchal display)
Seth Hastings
2025-05-28 23:44:48 +0000 UTCConcealer BEFORE foundation??
Becca
2025-05-28 23:39:53 +0000 UTC"Who's Georgie, is that a breast?" Is funny af
Constructo
2025-05-28 23:33:49 +0000 UTCas an avid yard/wine about it follower, I finally got the wine about it patreon just for this episode. also start a new job today so I deserve a treat :D
fork
2025-05-28 23:33:35 +0000 UTCwowie
AxialMars
2025-05-28 21:48:50 +0000 UTCwahoo!
Faye852
2025-05-28 21:48:42 +0000 UTC
