[#111] Uncensored - QT Slid Off The Road And Got Stuck
Added 2025-02-05 20:00:13 +0000 UTC
This week, Maya and QT talk about QT's chaotic and dangerous road trip, during which she couldn't find a toilet, drove her car into a ditch to avoid crashing into a semi-truck, and was stuck in a snowstorm for almost six hours.
The baby aspirin every day thing has been disproved as good medical advice.
Steven Precourt
2025-06-22 12:39:51 +0000 UTC
This not being the patreon bonus makes this 100000000000x funnier OMG
Mars
2025-03-08 22:32:39 +0000 UTC
I haven't eaten at Taco Bell in nearly a year but I do enjoy the Fiesta Potatoes. I was happy when that returned. :)
Ridorana12
2025-03-06 19:21:37 +0000 UTC
this is why WIA is best podcast XD
Raths
2025-02-21 13:54:07 +0000 UTC
This is why the Patreon sub is worth it
Lizzy
2025-02-12 17:32:05 +0000 UTC
Girl! If you need some healthy food/snacks when traveling and trying to lower cholesterol you can get food from a gas station. I know it sounds off but they usually have Fairlife protein drinks, fruit like apples or bananas, you could even do a pickle and a bag of nuts 🌰 if you go to a fancy gas station they might even have yogurt or parfait (but if your GF maybe just go for fruit and yogurt)
Lizzy
2025-02-12 17:19:30 +0000 UTC
As someone with celiac and ibs I always bring my “emergency backpack” which is at least one ice pack, two extra pairs of comfy pants, underwear, bags, tissues, a towel, and a water bottle on every single roadtrip I go on for this exact reason lol. And yes, it has come in handy 😅🥲
Audrey
2025-02-11 04:56:06 +0000 UTC
This was a trip, someone definitely has it on dashcam 😂
spacecampsucks
2025-02-10 10:13:03 +0000 UTC
Someone got that on a dashcam lmao
Michael Low
2025-02-09 20:28:38 +0000 UTC
my question is why is this episode not a patreon bonus i'm crying
li
2025-02-08 15:24:52 +0000 UTC
this episode made me laugh out loud on the quiet train
Nelson Morgan
2025-02-07 21:56:16 +0000 UTC
Taking aspirin for a day should be fine. Long-term aspirin use can increase your risk of internal bleeding (and make accidental cuts bleed more) which can be dangerous. Definitely consult a doctor, chat!
Michael Figueroa
2025-02-07 19:04:30 +0000 UTC
its shit like this (no pun intended) that makes the rest of us feel less ashamed when bad things happen to us too.
Ashar Raasa
2025-02-07 16:47:11 +0000 UTC
Insane episode 😭
Sid Raghu
2025-02-07 04:39:05 +0000 UTC
Ice spice been real quiet since this episode dropped
SnailAle
2025-02-07 03:04:24 +0000 UTC
🙋I too have shit myself thinking I could make it home.
The same punch to the gut, instantly needed to shit. The top of head was touching the roof of my car with how hard I was fucking squeezing, in the middle of traffic unable to pull over. I got home, took a shower , threw my clothes away and I had to buy one of those odor neutralizer scent bombs for my car.
ado
2025-02-07 02:19:34 +0000 UTC
Thank you editor for the Coots cam and thank you QT for telling us this story.
sometimethyme
2025-02-07 02:16:31 +0000 UTC
This by far is one of my favorite episodes. What a masterpiece.
Dean Olsabeck
2025-02-06 23:14:09 +0000 UTC
Satan himself couldnt get that story out of me
ian faris
2025-02-06 21:19:12 +0000 UTC
Fear& can never know about this...
Darren Hertenstein
2025-02-06 21:06:34 +0000 UTC
Bro was stanced up
MnfrmHckr
2025-02-06 20:42:28 +0000 UTC
This is good tech.
MnfrmHckr
2025-02-06 20:39:11 +0000 UTC
QT's willingness to confess things most would take to the grave is hilarious.
Jimmaayyy
2025-02-06 19:42:12 +0000 UTC
Shoutout to the editor for the Coots Cam! 📸✨
Lindsey
2025-02-06 19:16:57 +0000 UTC
Not to make things worse for qt but I'm a truck driver who therefore spends allot of at flying J's and they all have showers that you can purchase time in with a full one person bathroom and shower
I don't know what to name myself
2025-02-06 14:52:49 +0000 UTC
This could’ve easily been a call in confession. Brilliant episode even though it’s sadly at QTs traumatic events. I think I’ll keep this in mind every time I’m embarrassed- it could be worse, way worse
Danilee
2025-02-06 14:32:24 +0000 UTC
lol 2 sides of refried beans
Mitch Mitcherson
2025-02-06 13:08:33 +0000 UTC
Fellow IBS girlies and guylies, always have toilet paper, trash bags and wet wipes in your car. They don't expire, there's no reason not to. Saved me twice so far. Also, a sealed bottle of water and a blanket! If you get stranded you might as well be cozy and well hydrated.
Experimental Cyborg
2025-02-06 10:51:29 +0000 UTC
The tags for this episode are brilliant
Jesper Nielsen
2025-02-06 09:22:16 +0000 UTC
the coots cam was 🤌🏼
effy
2025-02-06 09:08:01 +0000 UTC
Good God. If I were QT that story would never leave my mouth. She is BRAVE! LOL
Babafunlayo Oke
2025-02-06 03:41:31 +0000 UTC
Honestly my guy I would love to watch you play a one shot of dungeons& dragons. What the hell was this incredible episode by the way?
conway1308
2025-02-06 03:27:54 +0000 UTC
❤️❤️❤️ if you go edit: Maya bangs are banging. Hangm. Qt Vaseline face on another level
conway1308
2025-02-06 03:26:33 +0000 UTC
So surprised QT is blessing us with this story 🙏🏻
Michael
2025-02-06 03:22:15 +0000 UTC
this is fucking insane
Ethan Brundeen
2025-02-06 03:20:06 +0000 UTC
Less than 20 minutes in, I'm laughing (admittedly) but ik this is literally my worst fucking nightmare. I'm sorry QT.
77katz77
2025-02-06 03:11:48 +0000 UTC
me, enjoying ice cream: "man, the editing for wine about it has been fire lately. I wish they'd do more of it"
*monkeys paw curls*
Noah
2025-02-06 02:23:01 +0000 UTC
omg
Victor
2025-02-06 01:10:35 +0000 UTC
“Dude that’s fucking crazy, do you think they saw the shit coming OUT of you?”
“Yes”
Hahahahahahahahaha! I have legit tears in my eyes right now I had to comment holy shit. This might be the greatest episode ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reg Wilding
2025-02-06 00:53:24 +0000 UTC
this episode felt like a slow burn anxiety attack. so glad you're safe but also what a banger of a story
Natalie Clark
2025-02-06 00:39:17 +0000 UTC
I can smell this episode...
Victor Diaz
2025-02-06 00:38:18 +0000 UTC
i finished the episode now and no pun intended but holy shit QT😭😭😭😭😭 you are genuinely so strong of a person for enduring all that in a day and for sharing this story
Emma
2025-02-06 00:34:42 +0000 UTC
WHAT A BANGER
just erik.
2025-02-05 23:13:58 +0000 UTC
Oh my god
Jennica
2025-02-05 23:07:03 +0000 UTC
Don’t think too long about what would happen if you shit a lot in a croc
kron
2025-02-05 22:47:55 +0000 UTC
Maya: "What if i was in the car, what would we have done?"
QT: "You know you would have handed me a cup!"
Me: "I'm sure i have seen this before...."
Funky Raven
2025-02-05 22:47:49 +0000 UTC
TMI but I've had gastrointestinal issues since I was a newborn that causes me to be constipated almost constantly, and fiber (+ corresponding hydration) is the only thing that helps me be somewhat regular.
KT
2025-02-05 22:29:28 +0000 UTC
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Only because I've been there. SHITnanigans. Mine ended with making it home in time and then getting hit in the gut by my excited Border Collie. I've never seen a dog look so disappointed in me. No joke she turned and fucking bailed. I didn't see her again till morning.
Kailey
2025-02-05 22:28:36 +0000 UTC
I was weeeeezing at the tow truck centipede. Also: AMAZING job QT
Tanja
2025-02-05 22:08:41 +0000 UTC
not the pupulemons…..
Bulbasoraa
2025-02-05 22:00:31 +0000 UTC
She definitely was in the cab with the tow truck driver, Maya just misunderstood. She talked about asking him questions.
Marshall Christensen
2025-02-05 21:59:49 +0000 UTC
How is this not the bonus episode…
Couran
2025-02-05 21:54:06 +0000 UTC
Oh my god. I had a horrible day and thought I was gonna spend my lunch break crying but instead this episode had me laughing my head off. What a story
Miki
2025-02-05 21:44:04 +0000 UTC
Brave of QT to not lock this story to the Patreon episode 🫡
Kayloox
2025-02-05 21:43:59 +0000 UTC
I think she meant the passenger side of the tow truck? Hopefully...
Mando Chil
2025-02-05 21:37:54 +0000 UTC
ngl… i think i’d shit in my car, throw away a floormat, clean it up whatever when I get home cause i couldn’t squat on a highway 😂
Kayloox
2025-02-05 21:37:00 +0000 UTC
WAIT - the tow truck driver had you IN YOUR CAR when he was towing it?? My husband is a tow truck operator - that is extremely dangerous and illegal. Maybe I'm misunderstanding!!
Lilith
2025-02-05 21:34:24 +0000 UTC
That's what took me from standing to sitting 😅
Mando Chil
2025-02-05 21:33:24 +0000 UTC
Omg QT and D&D is perfect. She likes games, she likes crafts, she likes hosting!
Couran
2025-02-05 21:32:24 +0000 UTC
Not the tags being "ditch" and "poop"
Ellen shmellen
2025-02-05 21:28:01 +0000 UTC
Yes I should've peed in his backyard idk why I didn't
Ellen shmellen
2025-02-05 21:27:15 +0000 UTC
It was after doing hot ones at my brother's house with a bunch of drunk people while I was completely sober and there were mfs throwing up in the bathroom so long I just had to leave and it was so late and I had work in the morning 😭 it was a horrible experience but funny now thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Ellen shmellen
2025-02-05 21:26:05 +0000 UTC
I've had to piss buckets on the side of the road before due to traffic and no bathroom access. My only claim to this being okay is that it was nighttime
Ellen shmellen
2025-02-05 21:24:38 +0000 UTC
The soft serve insert was crazy.
Avinash
2025-02-05 21:23:19 +0000 UTC
i saw QT’s insta story and was not expecting a pod this week😭 glad QT is safe 🫶
Emma
2025-02-05 21:21:30 +0000 UTC
This was a wild one
Kudos to QT for telling us all the details 🫡
I laughed so hard
Ali
2025-02-05 21:19:07 +0000 UTC
bruh i was listening to this while doing doordash and here it enabled me to use the restroom so badly out of no where 😭😭
Tyreq Burbank
2025-02-05 21:18:24 +0000 UTC
cannot start watching episodes from now on without my amazing merch cap. Love it so much, the quality, the color and the way it got to me in Germany in just 4 days or even less. Craaaazyyy. But now I am sad that I didn't buy the shirt ;c
just erik.
2025-02-05 21:18:23 +0000 UTC
as another girly with tummy issues... qt has never been more relatable... word of advice keep imodium on you at ANYTIME
Lok
2025-02-05 21:15:51 +0000 UTC
Thank you QT for being so relatable 🫡
Mando Chil
2025-02-05 21:08:53 +0000 UTC
Thank you so much for bravely sharing your story in order to deliver the great content, and always setting the bar high for women podcasts. Genuinely thank you that was so funny.
Side note: isn't fiber supposed to make your movements more firm? Using the powder form in water is usually better results than the pills.
Lilith
2025-02-05 21:05:38 +0000 UTC
I was listening to this on the treadmill at the gym. I started laughing so hard I had to hit the emergency stop so I wouldn't fall off. Best episode since that time QT peed her pants.
mynameiswaylon
2025-02-05 20:56:48 +0000 UTC
I was fine until she said it was like peanut butter meanwhile I’m eating apple slices with peanut butter
Sophia
2025-02-05 20:49:57 +0000 UTC
Should’ve read the comments sooner
Sophia
2025-02-05 20:48:40 +0000 UTC
I don't like the poop episode 😭
Ed
2025-02-05 20:48:35 +0000 UTC
I was not mentally prepared for this listening during work hours
Cody
2025-02-05 20:48:00 +0000 UTC
Craziest episode in a while. DIABOLICAL Qt moment
Neit202
2025-02-05 20:45:18 +0000 UTC
poopypants cinderella
Ricardo Alberto
2025-02-05 20:42:32 +0000 UTC
As someone that host a DND campaign weekly, as well as run an online game weekly I would LOVE to see QT play.
Rocky
2025-02-05 20:36:49 +0000 UTC
Maya's ability to not absorb anything related to pop culture needs to be studied in a lab
653toMidnight
2025-02-05 20:33:17 +0000 UTC
Please don't watch or listen to this while eating yall
Daniel Garcia
2025-02-05 20:32:02 +0000 UTC
yippee
the.black.dog.13
2025-02-05 20:24:14 +0000 UTC
Wine about should sell wine about it wine glasses lol. I almost thought the logo was WAI hehe update* I have this pod too loud in the house, sorry lol
Torayume
2025-02-05 20:14:45 +0000 UTC
Fresh episode straight from the ditch!
Jürgen
2025-02-05 20:10:57 +0000 UTC
wahoo!
Faye852
2025-02-05 20:09:16 +0000 UTC
Lets go!
Raths
2025-02-05 20:08:54 +0000 UTC
wowie
AxialMars
2025-02-05 20:03:40 +0000 UTC
Yay new ep (perfect timing i’m gonna study)
Isabella Gallardo
2025-02-05 20:01:00 +0000 UTC