His owner picked up her phone and texted someone, within minutes there was a knock on her door.
"H-hello! You a-asked me to come over? I-is it more math homework?"
Who was this nerd? Back in highschool I'd bully dweebs like this everyday! Shit but now even a skinny dweeb like him is basically a god to me...
"Meet the second smallest person I know! We have an idea for a little competition between you two guys! His penis versus your entire body, whoever is biggest wins!"
What?! Am I not humiliated enough?
"And of course every competition has its prizes! If you win, little man, I'll ask my daddy to buy me a little girlfriend for you! There's enough room in your dollhouse for another tiny person after all! And if you win, my not-quite-as-little man, I'll suck your cock!"
Both men's attention lit up.
The moral implications of bringing another person into this fuck up situation momentarily crossed John's mind, but being as lonely and isolated as he was the thought of having a female companion of the same relative size was overwhelming his senses! I'm at least 6 inches tall!! Okay maybe 5 inches? In fact he wasn't entirely sure... But he used to see guys junk in the locker room all the time, nerds like this always had little 3 inch dicks, I'm definitely bigger!
The other man didn't think at all, he just ripped his pants off.