How may dicks can a dick carver carve if a dick carver could carve dicks?
Corvin
2024-07-19 16:50:59 +0000 UTC
That is not a flag, that is part of their decorative clothing. Flags are specific on placement and meaning. She is not a black-flagged Baxxid.
Aulderbane
2024-07-13 05:05:32 +0000 UTC
Taking odds: Nell and Zhretta become good friends eventually, much information is exchanged, and thus Kalgkur is truly doomed and artfully and lovingly conspired against until the end of time.
But yeah, Zhretta is the lonesome one in this triangle.
Caerdwyn
2024-07-13 00:49:26 +0000 UTC
I think perhaps, that format, forward on the head, with trim and tassels, that's not a flag and wouldn't be confused for one. More of a veil or hat.
Thomas Halpin
2024-07-12 22:27:28 +0000 UTC
But Zhretta IS wearing the "DO NOT INTERACT" color, albet with gold fringe. I wonder what their deal is?
Brendon Freshner
2024-07-12 16:39:59 +0000 UTC
Ah. Dick Banshee. Makes sense. She must have screamed very loud for a species that can makes sounds capable of disturbing an entire city to call her a banshee
BiasMushroom721
2024-07-12 16:03:26 +0000 UTC
I'm so happy that Nell hasn't actually defaced anyone against their will yet, but we have GOT to get a counselor in here to teach Zhretta about some things. Go show interest in Kal's new friend and say hi.
Thomas Halpin
2024-07-12 15:51:43 +0000 UTC
Boneworm buddy shoulda hog-nosed snake belly-upped even harder to look dead. It was the only way out.
Faraday Cage
2024-07-12 14:08:07 +0000 UTC
HAAAH!! Terrible defacement woman, now that is a title for the ages!
Fox Starwing
2024-07-12 11:54:32 +0000 UTC
That front bone spike looks awfully phallic. It'd be a shape if someone were to tastefully carve it.
ComicTF
2024-07-12 11:48:47 +0000 UTC
If Zhretta lets Nell carve something on them maybe it will help with getting Kalgur’s attention…
Autumn Minnchilla
2024-07-12 11:41:04 +0000 UTC
Hang in there Zhretta….You do matter to Kal….he’s just distracted by human creativity. Dick chiseling is a true human art form.
Vet
2024-07-12 10:59:10 +0000 UTC
It may take a little mind-bending (shown in panel 5) to accept the idea that your enamorata's true passion is a creature from the outside world. ...Does she even count? wonders Zhretta. But by panel 6, she realizes that she does.
Thorin N. Tatge
2024-07-12 08:37:08 +0000 UTC
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Val Salia
2024-07-12 07:26:49 +0000 UTC
Kalgkur's true love is from another dimension, is an artist, and is willing to take on the entire baxxid species with a chisel to defend him. Poor Zhretta may need to get... creative.
Southpaw
2024-07-12 07:00:53 +0000 UTC
That second panel will become one of the legendary murals in Baxxid history.
Lazy_Fangs
2024-07-12 06:51:26 +0000 UTC
Always fear the dick banshee scorned
LenoraTheYinglet
2024-07-12 06:34:53 +0000 UTC
She's been busy today
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:34:07 +0000 UTC
Only if Kalgkur isn't okay!
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:34:00 +0000 UTC
None yet, the threat was all she needed
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:33:44 +0000 UTC
Fooo!
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:33:32 +0000 UTC
Perhaps a face full of dick tattoos will assist in finding a mate
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:33:27 +0000 UTC
Ah, poor zhretta.
Four Fanged Ferret
2024-07-12 06:28:22 +0000 UTC
Finally the Baxxid find a reasonable use for helmets
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:27:51 +0000 UTC
That's silly, worms don't have feelings
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:26:37 +0000 UTC
No one could have predicted the efficacy of this horrifying threat
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:26:24 +0000 UTC
She don't even know she's in the competition!
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:25:30 +0000 UTC
Kal's a big weirdo who likes girls with fingers
Val Salia
2024-07-12 06:24:57 +0000 UTC
Cockblocked by the dick banshee
Nulgar
2024-07-12 05:48:59 +0000 UTC
She is going to carve many dick and balls
LenoraTheYinglet
2024-07-12 05:45:29 +0000 UTC
How many dicks did she carve before this? This is important, story critical information!
talk show ghost
2024-07-12 05:44:57 +0000 UTC
👍
Andrew Denton
2024-07-12 05:43:45 +0000 UTC
an ovipositor-impositioner
D
2024-07-12 05:41:35 +0000 UTC
Ooof
Ebondragon
2024-07-12 05:40:10 +0000 UTC
One is the Loneliest Number starts playing at a frequency too high for human hearing.
"Stop it Ted. Youre not helping. Dont make me get the dick banshee."
ArcadeDragon
2024-07-12 05:40:09 +0000 UTC
The dick banshee is taking your men! There is no defense!
Gregory
2024-07-12 05:35:32 +0000 UTC
Massive emotional damage
Shiny Umbreon
2024-07-12 05:33:48 +0000 UTC
Just going around carving dicks into random baxxid til she gets the info she wants. Dick banshee indeed XD
DurzoMandragoran
2024-07-12 05:33:37 +0000 UTC
Well done, Nell. Way to cock-block your competition. Maybe clam-jam. Ovipositor-shmovipositor?