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Out-Of-Placers #257

Happy new year!

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Out-Of-Placers #257 Out-Of-Placers #257

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O mean... Trying to precisely calculate a body-block with this much mass and serpentine body plan... IS NOT EASY I really don't blame him for that.

markoatonc

reverse reverse one hop this time cha-cha real smooth

D

Maybe it is Nel's fault after all. She could keep those statues behind her just like stores keep cigarettes behind the counter

Antoni JBCP

FAGW Fuck Around Get Wormed

Val Salia

Oh don't worry, his claw is just fine

Val Salia

Seriously, ya gotta start with the cheap stuff

Val Salia

no, tune in THIS time

Val Salia

No he's not poor he's got a little bit of money saved up

Val Salia

over several human lifetimes

Val Salia

Usually they just give you a verbal lashing!

Val Salia

Turns out the controller on baxxid players has a nearly identical input for Friendship and Brutality

Val Salia

Last panel sound effect is a single party horn

Val Salia

Oh no now I can't look at the last panel without thinking that >: O

Val Salia

You can't just say all that is yours!! >: O

Val Salia

Whiplash when the lash in question is a whip of cruise ship anchor chain

Val Salia

I feel bad that Kalghur will feel bad, but in the larger picture, it might be nice to have a reminder for the stupid, squishy humans in town that the Baxxid are peaceful by choice and not out of inability. I highly doubt that the Trade Master would have any problems with what just happened, for example. And stealing right in front of a guard is a great example of FAFO.

Shyster

oh no oh no oh nooooo oooooh poor Kalgkur

green

And this is why we can't steal nice things.

Caerdwyn

Well, I gotta say, that was unexpected. Given how fearful Baxxid are about being stigmatized, it could be a fear Kalkgur is going through that's paralyzing him from acting, or it could very well be a life changing mistake. Tune in next time! Or...

Badviper

My poor sweet exoskeltal baby.

Christopher Overbeck

My poor sweet exoskeltal baby.

Christopher Overbeck

Oh my. The death is not worth the value of the trinket. That’s going to leave a mark….on Kal. How does a baxxid deal with PTSD?

Vet

Oh, man! I suppose no one thought having a guard equipped with lethal limps to dissuade thieves wouldn’t dissuade them, and would end up accidentally killing someone instead.

CaitSeith

BRUTALITY, Kalghur WINS, FLAWLESS VICTORY

Gray Fox

Don't worry everyone, it was just confetti - this was a staged event to check his vigilance!

Lazy_Fangs

(Kal's own guilt would get him in the end though)

Avi (yinglet)

I'm personally hoping the force of the impact will send him flying so far off into the distance at such a terrific speed nobody will notice

Avi (yinglet)

Great action plan, but it lacked a key step in the middle: discombobulate. No wonder this registered on an emotional level.

StarstruckEchoid

Don't forget the torn off arm, hit to back for that has to have some serious power. OR.. That is just thought process what is going to happen, like the earlier panel. ending with "do nothing, don't hurt human" and robber just runs off.

Little_me

I’ve heard of getting slapped in the ass so hard you get a heart attack, but a pat on the back for disembowelment is a new one.

Scarletmenace

I'M HOPING THIS TOO

Ryusui

Oh. Oh my.

Ryusui

Well, that's some whiplash. Uh. Maybe he's not cut ENTIRELY in half?

Merle Blue

Like getting a Heimlich maneuver from a runaway NASCAR vehicle

Val Salia

He puts a little too much Baxxidish in his everything

Val Salia

What makes you think they're not all gonna get up and high-five over how awesome that was!!

Val Salia

It's the dude's fault for lacking a heavy armored shell

Val Salia

He'd be a GREAT miner! : D : D

Val Salia

She'd been wanting someone to take that off her hands for the longest time, just not like that

Val Salia

There is some kid in the background pointing to his mom and saying this

Val Salia

Humans are full of fluids!

Val Salia

NELL

Val Salia

I bet he'll try!

Val Salia

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Val Salia

jesus... that is some serious force...

Zi

Oooh, he put a little too much Baxxidish on that swing.

Matthew Vandiver

I sincerely hope he's just hallucinating possible bad outcomes. Kal's not a trained fighter, I doubt he'd be blamed for the physical error, but I do worry he'd feel quite guilty and be heavily stigmatized.

Finvaara

Welp, now all three of their days are ruined

Autumn Minnchilla

I feel bad for the big guy. He didn't want to hurt him.

Kagetsume

Oh no Kalghur that is manslaughter it is the mines for u

Thorin N. Tatge

And today's Darwin Award goes to... (BTW the Darwin Award apparently is a conical spirally copper statue)

Caerdwyn

Uh-Oh! Ouchie! Dead!

Richard Weir

Ooh, juicy~!

Charlie

Damn...I think that sunk the ship

OldHunter759

This won’t kill the romantic vibe, right?

VGR

Whos in fault. The gaurd who is literally a deadly weapon or the guy stupid enough to steal in front of them.

BiasMushroom721

Awfuck. Poor Kal. This is really gonna mess him up.

John C Butler

Whoa... Well. He won't do that again. >_>

Halcyon

OH MY GOSH

LenoraTheYinglet


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