O mean... Trying to precisely calculate a body-block with this much mass and serpentine body plan... IS NOT EASY I really don't blame him for that.
markoatonc
2024-08-31 11:23:06 +0000 UTC
reverse reverse
one hop this time
cha-cha real smooth
D
2024-01-18 04:56:08 +0000 UTC
Maybe it is Nel's fault after all. She could keep those statues behind her just like stores keep cigarettes behind the counter
Antoni JBCP
2024-01-16 11:16:48 +0000 UTC
FAGW
Fuck Around Get Wormed
Val Salia
2024-01-15 04:33:27 +0000 UTC
Oh don't worry, his claw is just fine
Val Salia
2024-01-15 03:37:11 +0000 UTC
Seriously, ya gotta start with the cheap stuff
Val Salia
2024-01-15 03:36:38 +0000 UTC
no, tune in THIS time
Val Salia
2024-01-15 03:36:25 +0000 UTC
No he's not poor he's got a little bit of money saved up
Val Salia
2024-01-15 03:35:25 +0000 UTC
over several human lifetimes
Val Salia
2024-01-15 03:33:25 +0000 UTC
Usually they just give you a verbal lashing!
Val Salia
2024-01-15 03:33:12 +0000 UTC
Turns out the controller on baxxid players has a nearly identical input for Friendship and Brutality
Val Salia
2024-01-15 03:32:23 +0000 UTC
Last panel sound effect is a single party horn
Val Salia
2024-01-15 03:30:57 +0000 UTC
Oh no now I can't look at the last panel without thinking that >: O
Val Salia
2024-01-15 01:41:37 +0000 UTC
You can't just say all that is yours!! >: O
Val Salia
2024-01-15 01:38:59 +0000 UTC
Whiplash when the lash in question is a whip of cruise ship anchor chain
Val Salia
2024-01-15 01:38:19 +0000 UTC
I feel bad that Kalghur will feel bad, but in the larger picture, it might be nice to have a reminder for the stupid, squishy humans in town that the Baxxid are peaceful by choice and not out of inability. I highly doubt that the Trade Master would have any problems with what just happened, for example. And stealing right in front of a guard is a great example of FAFO.
Shyster
2024-01-14 19:44:25 +0000 UTC
oh no oh no oh nooooo oooooh poor Kalgkur
green
2024-01-14 17:49:14 +0000 UTC
And this is why we can't steal nice things.
Caerdwyn
2024-01-13 19:38:17 +0000 UTC
Well, I gotta say, that was unexpected. Given how fearful Baxxid are about being stigmatized, it could be a fear Kalkgur is going through that's paralyzing him from acting, or it could very well be a life changing mistake. Tune in next time!
Or...
Badviper
2024-01-13 18:43:00 +0000 UTC
My poor sweet exoskeltal baby.
Christopher Overbeck
2024-01-13 17:19:39 +0000 UTC
My poor sweet exoskeltal baby.
Christopher Overbeck
2024-01-13 17:19:38 +0000 UTC
Oh my. The death is not worth the value of the trinket. That’s going to leave a mark….on Kal. How does a baxxid deal with PTSD?
Vet
2024-01-13 14:42:04 +0000 UTC
Oh, man! I suppose no one thought having a guard equipped with lethal limps to dissuade thieves wouldn’t dissuade them, and would end up accidentally killing someone instead.
CaitSeith
2024-01-13 13:54:55 +0000 UTC
BRUTALITY, Kalghur WINS, FLAWLESS VICTORY
Gray Fox
2024-01-13 13:34:58 +0000 UTC
Don't worry everyone, it was just confetti - this was a staged event to check his vigilance!
Lazy_Fangs
2024-01-13 12:31:07 +0000 UTC
(Kal's own guilt would get him in the end though)
Avi (yinglet)
2024-01-13 10:00:36 +0000 UTC
I'm personally hoping the force of the impact will send him flying so far off into the distance at such a terrific speed nobody will notice
Avi (yinglet)
2024-01-13 09:52:16 +0000 UTC
Great action plan, but it lacked a key step in the middle: discombobulate. No wonder this registered on an emotional level.
StarstruckEchoid
2024-01-13 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
Don't forget the torn off arm, hit to back for that has to have some serious power.
OR..
That is just thought process what is going to happen, like the earlier panel.
ending with "do nothing, don't hurt human" and robber just runs off.
Little_me
2024-01-13 06:50:23 +0000 UTC
I’ve heard of getting slapped in the ass so hard you get a heart attack, but a pat on the back for disembowelment is a new one.
Scarletmenace
2024-01-13 06:15:36 +0000 UTC
I'M HOPING THIS TOO
Ryusui
2024-01-13 05:01:02 +0000 UTC
Oh. Oh my.
Ryusui
2024-01-13 05:00:58 +0000 UTC
Well, that's some whiplash. Uh. Maybe he's not cut ENTIRELY in half?
Merle Blue
2024-01-13 04:45:44 +0000 UTC
Like getting a Heimlich maneuver from a runaway NASCAR vehicle
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:40:55 +0000 UTC
He puts a little too much Baxxidish in his everything
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:39:17 +0000 UTC
What makes you think they're not all gonna get up and high-five over how awesome that was!!
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:37:15 +0000 UTC
It's the dude's fault for lacking a heavy armored shell
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:34:45 +0000 UTC
He'd be a GREAT miner! : D : D
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:34:19 +0000 UTC
She'd been wanting someone to take that off her hands for the longest time, just not like that
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:33:33 +0000 UTC
There is some kid in the background pointing to his mom and saying this
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:33:03 +0000 UTC
Humans are full of fluids!
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:32:41 +0000 UTC
NELL
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:32:17 +0000 UTC
I bet he'll try!
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:31:45 +0000 UTC
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Val Salia
2024-01-13 04:31:35 +0000 UTC
jesus... that is some serious force...
Zi
2024-01-13 04:28:51 +0000 UTC
Oooh, he put a little too much Baxxidish on that swing.
Matthew Vandiver
2024-01-13 04:10:17 +0000 UTC
I sincerely hope he's just hallucinating possible bad outcomes.
Kal's not a trained fighter, I doubt he'd be blamed for the physical error, but I do worry he'd feel quite guilty and be heavily stigmatized.
Finvaara
2024-01-13 04:10:07 +0000 UTC
Welp, now all three of their days are ruined
Autumn Minnchilla
2024-01-13 03:34:42 +0000 UTC
I feel bad for the big guy. He didn't want to hurt him.
Kagetsume
2024-01-13 03:31:24 +0000 UTC
Oh no Kalghur that is manslaughter it is the mines for u
Thorin N. Tatge
2024-01-13 03:29:41 +0000 UTC
And today's Darwin Award goes to...
(BTW the Darwin Award apparently is a conical spirally copper statue)
Caerdwyn
2024-01-13 03:25:22 +0000 UTC
Uh-Oh! Ouchie! Dead!
Richard Weir
2024-01-13 03:20:47 +0000 UTC
Ooh, juicy~!
Charlie
2024-01-13 03:19:46 +0000 UTC
Damn...I think that sunk the ship
OldHunter759
2024-01-13 03:01:37 +0000 UTC
This won’t kill the romantic vibe, right?
VGR
2024-01-13 02:53:00 +0000 UTC
Whos in fault. The gaurd who is literally a deadly weapon or the guy stupid enough to steal in front of them.
BiasMushroom721
2024-01-13 02:34:15 +0000 UTC
Awfuck. Poor Kal. This is really gonna mess him up.