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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 24: The Buttsqueezening

 DELPHINE SPRINGS INTO ACTION


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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 24: The Buttsqueezening Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 24: The Buttsqueezening

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I found I had mis-spelled "wabbajacking" in a post here after it had been replied to, and zhen corrected it. But zhe post and reply zhen disappeared zhe next morning. Zhe same zhing happened in anozher Patreon post wizh a spelling correction made after zhe reply. Does zhe Patreon posting system have a "Cinderella function" (or bug), where posts corrected after reply, and zheir replies, automatically get turned into pumpkins after midnight?

Zhe Missing Drake

That's Nords for ya!

Val Salia

If this were Telegram, I would reply with a hurt-looking sticker of Katia Managan from Prequel.

Thorin N. Tatge

Incidentally, none of the NPCs you can marry are Khajiits.

Jaime

Damn I wish I had a liver like Delphine, she's been drinking for weeks to months, and she's only smooshing her face on the table and falling over now. Any lesser person would have been dead ten fold by now from the amount she's drunk.

Lol

Jaws18301

That's pretty nifty. Way to be true to the culture, then. I just read the Wiki article about marriage in Skyrim and was amused by the 'Conditions for Marriage' column in the table of the various available NPCs. :)

Thorin N. Tatge

It's actual in-game lore that "life is often hard and short in Skyrim," so people wear an Amulet of Mara to let people know they're looking for a spouse, and are basically just "oh hey you're looking to get married too, eh? C'mon let's go, okay we're married now" about it

Val Salia

Thanks! I am very proud of the catbutts I craft

Val Salia

He's fine so long as his behavior towards the accursed remains thematically appropriate!

Val Salia

I think he'd be especially suited to some sort of "WOW!!! IT REALLY WORKS!!!!" commercial

Val Salia

Don't laugh it is serious! !

Val Salia

HEY NOW LITERACY WAS A PRETTY BIG DEAL BACK IN YE OLDEN TIMES

Val Salia

I know this was meant as a funny comment but if you look at all the ancient art of ladies with cat heads and stuff, you may be on to something deep here

Val Salia

What I like the best here is that this Fenrig guy is so casually willing to transform the nature of his life by taking this former grumpy male inn manager as his 'cat wife', just assuming such a feat is awesome and macho. And his friends seem to agree: This qualifies as a 'score'! I wonder what Delphine was trying to do. I halfway suspect she may be trying to subject herself to the curse as well, on an "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" rationale. After all, those two seem really happy now, and she must be jealous on some level!

Thorin N. Tatge

Good point! There's always a catch, huh?

Thorin N. Tatge

I dunno, maybe if I knew what 'tiddy' meant! Is it just a corruption of 'kitty cat'?

Thorin N. Tatge

Great job Val

Jaws18301

Something tells me Fenrig's gonna learn that the curse is contagious the hard way.

Threyon

Give that last man a Hotel Commercial XD

I lol'd at the self-updating headline

Max Last

“I’ve found the man of my dreams, who will protect me and read words for me!”—I don’t often laugh out loud at a comic, but damn, I laughed out loud at that.

VGR

"I prefer the tiddy cat" This man speaks from the shared soul of all mankind.

ArcadeDragon


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