Beyond Critical - Chapter 18.1

"Why aren't you?" the girl with impeccable taste in hair styles cocked her head to the side and asked her younger sister.

Sona-chan froze, mouth opening and closing as she tried and apparently failed to come up with a response.

Serafall resisted the urge to giggle. Hmm, actually, now that she paid closer attention to the other twin tailed girl in the room, The hair style just like her own. Violet eyes that looked to be the same colour as her own. Those abundantly large breasts, those wide hips, that bouncy toned ass, all topped off with a perky seeming personality from her initial estimates and from what she could sense, a rather large concentration of holy power, comparable to a four winged angel by her estimates……

Did Heaven try and create their very own Anti-Serafall!? No, Nega Serafall? Hmm, it couldn't be Dark Serafall, that must mean she was….White Serafall!

Or light Serafall!

An evil…holy doppelganger?

Wait, she would be the evil one according to them though, being a devil and all.

Whatever, the similarities were kind of eerie really. Even their facial structure was somewhat alike. The biggest differences between them was that the human girl with holy power, was taller than her with lighter hair.

Her eyes flickered to to boy she came to meet at the request of her sister, eyes briefly glancing at his large, rigid…and very erect manhood. The same manhood that no doubt ejected the huge deluge of sperm leaking from the twin tailed girl and the hentai protagonist short stacks gaping womanhoods.

'…Maybe Sona-chan is over thinking things and he really does want to marry and breed me?' she couldn't help but wonder idly, as her eyes trailed up to meet his own rather perplexed looking ones.

He apparently had a thing for voluptuous, violet eyed twin tailed girls after all!

"Leviathan-sama….Sona?" Rias-chan, just as nude as the other three occupants of the room barring her and her precious little sister asked halting, looking both distraught and confused.

She looked at the naked redhead and gave her a bright smile, "Yo Rias-chan!" Serafall greeted her, hopping over to greet her, "Heard you were having a little trouble recruiting my would be suitor so we hopped on over!"

Rias-chan just looked even more confused in response. She turned and looked to Sona-chan, "Sona…explain?" she pleaded.

"You explain!" Sona sputtered, pushing up her glasses, "I approached my sister for you just in case you weren't able to reincarnate Evander-san, only to come here and find you all naked. Naked and with an exorcist, why is Irina Shidou still here? She's with the church!"

"Ah, I got excommunicated actually, teehee," The twin tailed girl, apparently named Irina rubbed the back of her head and stuck her tongue out sheepishly, "I learned something I wasn't supposed to, so they kicked me out. Now I'm just Kaito-kun's wife to be!" she then announced proudly.

"….They just kicked out a holy sword wielder?" Sona gaped at the girl.

Oh, so this was the wielder of Excalibur Mimic then? If that was the case, then that meant things were a little more interesting than she initially thought.

Satanael had been a bad bad boy it seemed and blabbed the secret about big ol' Top G going the way of the dinosaurs.

"Yup." Irina shrugged

"….That's do dumb though." Sona continued to gape. Poor girl, she really was out of her element here.

It was odd she was so content seeming with things though. It had only been what, a month since Satanael had been dealt with? And Serafall couldn't feel even a lick of sadness or grief from the girl.

Interesting. Once again her eyes were drawn to the boy, Kaito Evander who hadn't spoke at all yet and eyeing her now with a frown and a serious gaze.

It had to have been his influence. Especially since the girl wasn't freaking out about two devil heiresses and a literal Satan popping in and interrupting their hanky panky spanky fun time.

And there was definitely some spanking going on there. She could see the literal hand print imprinted on the former exorcists bouncy round, right ass cheek.

Looked like somebody was a little domineering when it came to sex.

She winked at him.

He raised an eyebrow questioningly.

Well, he was doing something right considering it seemed he already had two girls very willing girls to himself.

And probably would have been a third going by Rias-chans state of undress if she was capable of recruiting him. Heh, funny. If she were a little bit stronger than she was, Rias-chan would probably be bent over right now and getting a similar hand print engraved on her own ass cheeks.

That would have been hot.

"…I'm beginning to get really pissed off," the hentai protagonist girl finally spoke up, "You devil bitches just keep barging in as you please. Gremory was one thing, but why the hell is one of the literal leaders of you devils here?"

Serafall grinned at her, flinging her a two fingered peace sign, "My precious So-tan begged me all teary eyed to recruit your boy toy into my peerage and lend him to Rias-chan for her little marriage hiccup," she replied, "So here I be, Miracle Levi-tan is on the case!"

In response, there was silence.

Only interrupted by her precious Sona-chan groaning and palming her forehead in annoyance.

And embarrassment, couldn't forget that.

…Well, the effect was ruined by the fact she was wearing her typical work outfit of a green blouse and long ankle length skirt. She had to dress serious for business after all.

If she was in her magical girl outfit, they'd definitely be staring at her in awe! And total lust on the boys friend.

She was just that sexy after all.

"Why should he?" Miss Hentai growled at her. And my, she was an angry little thing wasn't she? She was like a little barking poodle. With huge tits, "Pretty arrogant you think you can just waltz in and claim crap like that. At least Gremory was willing to give up a good offer and was willing to pay up front."

Interestingly, out of the three humans in the room, Kaito Evander had the weakest magical power. He was at around the pinnacle of what a Low-Class was magic wise, while the hentai girl had seemed to be on the lower end of Mid-Class, and the exorcist girl was approaching that of High-Class.

Well, not that magical power was the be all and end all.

Besides…his magic power, it felt familiar to her for some reason. Like the former exorcist girl, his magic power didn't feel like that of a humans, but different.

But she couldn't quite place it right now.

"I mean, he's the one that wanted me in the first place, there's no need to be so mad," Serafall giggled in reply, before winking at the boy, "Isn't that right big boy?"

He did not deign to give her a reply. A wise choice really, when his girlfriend was practically snarling at her.

Snarling that was abruptly cut off at her reply, "…Tch," the girl clicked her tongue, and her face relaxed, making it hard to tell her expression now, what with her hair hidden by her hentai protagonist do, "You'd be mad to if your first time with your lover was interrupted multiple times by a bunch of thots lusting after him."

Well, she was both right and wrong. If she had a significant other, and was in love with them and finally got around to having their first time together only for some idiot to teleport in to try and recruit him, she'd punt them across the planet.

But she wasn't lusting after the body, and she didn't think Sona-chan was either, though that was hard to tell, her sister had never been upfront with any crushes she'd had growing up, which sucked. She never got the chance to tease her at all about it.

….Granted, considering how easily Rias-chan got naked and if Sona was to be believed, her big plan was to propose marriage to the boy so he'd become a high class devil upon the union, well, she might have dipped into the thottery genes she inherited from her stacked mother.

Well, she didn't really blame the girl. She inherited lewdness from both of her overly horny parents, so of course she would be into the handsome young, strong human she wanted to recruit, who's form rippled with muscles that looked like they were carved from marble and had a huge swinging donkey dick that could be used to club a seal.

But, Serafall was a mature, generous lady, so in return, she just nodded at the hentai protagonists words, "True, sorry about that," she magnanimously apologised, then turned her attention back to the naked boy and pranced over to him, "So, what is it you actually want? Is it high class status from the get go, or do you really just wanna knock me up?"

Just because she apologised and understood the girls point though, did not mean she was going to stop having fun at her expense.

"God you're annoying," Hentai girl huffed, "At this point I'd rather he knock you up just so he can screw you cross eyed and make you squeal, it would be a marked improvement over your annoying attitude."

How rude.

"Do you always let your girls do the talking for you?" Serafall ignored the girl outwardly and grinned at the boy. He opened his mouth to reply, but before he could, she touched her hand his to bare chest and with a thought, summoning the Leviathan teleportation sigil at her feet, "Let's take this somewhere private so you can actually talk, neh?"

And with that said, she activated the array at her feet and in a flash of pink light, she disappeared from the tiny apartment, alongside the naked boy, appearing moments later in a large, beautiful forest beside a humongous, crystal blue lake.

She had a lot of these spread about her territory. They were super pretty and made for a good back up water source to draw on in a last resort after all.

An annoyed sigh came from the naked boy she'd dragged along with her and he looked down into her eyes, giving her a dead stare, "Seriously, you kidnapped me?" he asked dully, "You couldn't even let me get dressed? This is why you supernatural types are so fucking annoying."

Said the boy who's raging hard erection was pressing up against her stomach right now.

"Ah come on, don't be such a sour puss, we couldn't talk freely unless we were alone after all," Serafall stepped back, hands clasped behind her back and grinned at the muscular boy, "You were walking on eggshells back there with your little hentai protagonist girlfriend, not that I blame you or her, but I've got places to be so I can't really tiptoe around the issue right now, so I brought you here to the forest around my estate in the underworld."

"…Pretty far to go just to talk private, we could have just went outside y'know?" he snorted, crossing his arms, "Besides, I thought there was some kind of law where first timers into the underworld had to go through a train or something like that? You just broke your own law."

"Well, something along those lines," Serafall shrugged, not at all surprised he knew about such a thing, the boy had clearly done his homework, "But don't worry about that baby cakes, as far as this goes? I am the law and we Satan's have our own little backdoors to bring people here without that long boring train ride."

"…Of course you are," Kaito Evander rolled his eyes, "Alright, being fully truthful? I'm not interested in working my way up your little pyramid scheme. Unless I get high class from the get go, I won't join your faction. Call me arrogant or entitled if you want, but I know my worth."

Blunt as heck wasn't he?

"Well if the report given to be by Sona on you is true, then you're not wrong," Serafall mused, then gave him an impish grin, "What about the whole wanting to marry and impregnate me thing?"

"Seriously?" he gave her an annoyed look.

"Seriously, come on Kaito-chan, be truthful," Serafall gave him a shit eating grin and clicked her fingers. Her business clothes lit up with pink light and transformed into her skimpy magical costume, incredibly tight crop top, tiny mini skirt, stockings, hat, wand and all, "Don't you wanna breed miracle Levi-tan? You can't just get a girls hopes up like that and not deliver." she swished her wand at him and posed provocatively, one leg curled a bit to raise her skirt up to just nearly giving him a view of her panties and showing off the vastness of the absolute territory of her thighs.

"I don't get it," he shook his head, "Why are you acting like this? It's weird, you don't even know me."

"Cuz it's amusing," she laughed at him, giving him another wink, "Besides, if I'm gonna recruit you, it's best to get this kinda stuff out in the air y'know so it isn't awkward."

Besides, despite people wanting to marry her and impregnate her, as she said before, that was more or less the old fuddy duddies that wanted powerful children. And the devils that actually wanted to fuck her, and there was a lot of the younger generation that talked on the private devil forums and such about what they'd like to do to her, none had ever been so bold to announce it in public, never mind to her sister where it would definitely get back to her.

They were afraid of her for good reason.

He didn't seem to be.

That was impressive in its own right, even if it was just a negotiation tactic.

Not to mention, she wanted to see more of his actual character. She was testing him. How things went here, would decide on if she transferred him to Rias' permanently, or just loaned him to her.

Kaito rolled his eyes and snorted, "Fine, whatever, I'm at the edge of my rope here with you guys interrupting me," the boy said and uncrossed his arms to point at her, "If given the chance, I'd absolutely destroy you. I don't give a crap that you're a Satan, I'd rail you silly until those pretty little eyes of yours roll up into the back of your skull, the things I'd do to you would have all your devil minions crying in outrage and envy and then after I got my fill of you I'd tattoo my name on your ass just to make sure everyone knew who you belonged to."

Serafall blinked, "Huh….that was graphic," she nodded in understanding, then grinned, "How about a little bet?"

A little incentive never hurt anyone. Except maybe her ass in this equation.

"A bet?" he goggled, thrown off. The sudden change of topic and her easily accepting his words, probably confused him.

"Yeah," she shrugged, "Let's fight. For all I've heard about you and all you've said, it's all well and dandy. You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? Being a member of a Satan's peerage isn't your standard fare after all. I need to make sure you can back up your boasts in a fight."

If he was actually someone she could trust to watch her back and help her with his duties, he was more than worth his weight in gold to her. From exposing his desires like that, she got a feel for his lust. She needed to see more of his personality though.

And of course his battle prowess.

"Fine with me, can't expect to get something I didn't earn after all," he agreed, "What's the bet though?"

Serafall gave him a massive grin, "It's a simple wager, you just need to land a single clean attack on me that does some damage, a cut, or even a bruise works," she replied, "And if you manage it, well, you can pin me down and have your wicked way with me."

"….Wot?" he gaped once more at her offer.

"You heard me," she gave him a salacious wink, trailing her hands up her hips, over her stomach and up to cup her large breasts and jiggle them at him teasingly, "You manage that, and you can do whatever you want with me for…let's say an hour, can't be gone too long after all."

His huge rigid cock, somehow pulsed with an almost threatening aura at her words, the thick turgid vein running up the sin of it throbbing powerfully.

Despite that though, the boy stared at her still in disbelief, "What…just what? Why?" he asked, shaking his head, "That seems like a net loss to you. What would even equal that in return? And hell, you're real quick to offer something like this even though you know the initial demand was fake. Are you some kind of horny degenerate?"

"Like you're one to talk, Mr. I have two lovers," Serafall snorted, "And no, I'm not a slut, I've actually not gotten in laid in oh…two hundred years or so now?"

"Then…why?" he asked, it apparently didn't make sense to him. Though he couldn't hide the primal desire that darkened his eyes and the way he seemed to almost involuntarily leer at her with bedroom eyes.

It spoke well of his character and intelligence that he wasn't letting his dick lead him. After all, when an offer seemed to good to be true, more often than not, it was. massively more often than not actually.

"Why not?" she teasingly threw his lovers words from earlier back in his face. It wasn't really that big a deal to be honest. She doubted his chances, but even if he did, so what? The kid would rail her for an hour on his huge dick, scratch an itch she hadn't scratched in hundreds of years and she'd win both in that and the fact he was actually good enough to do so. Not to mention, she could hold it over Sona-chans head and tease her that she'd legitimately offered up her 'virtue' for her.

"Fuck it," Kaito groaned and shook his head, before focusing and sending her a steely gaze, "I'm so done with trying to make sense of you crazy supernatural's. Fine, let's do it."

"That's the spirit, try and defeat this magic girl with the power of the penis!" Serafall grandly declared, swishing her wand and witholding a giggle, "If you do win, I'll even let you record it, your little hentai protagonist girlfriend did want to hear me squeal right?"

"Her name is Yanagi."

"And? come on, you can't tell me you never noticed the hair style?"