Happy New Year, Tarnished.
Added 2025-01-01 23:57:53 +0000 UTCI havent put everything on but like look at me rn… First post of 2025 🖤✨
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Renny
2025-01-27 22:57:54 +0000 UTCThis is the coolest thing ever
MediumSizedBrain
2025-01-20 20:26:05 +0000 UTCThe kind of underboob that could convince me to fight to become elden lord
aerys
2025-01-12 16:46:14 +0000 UTCIm serious Like in hentai when they cum an exaggerated amount That was actually me fr
CoolTattoos
2025-01-05 20:03:53 +0000 UTCthis made me laugh
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-05 17:51:10 +0000 UTCAt this point you are permanently etched into my brain. When I close my eyes all I see is the baddest Dam3 in all the realm ^0^
Gothmogg
2025-01-04 22:57:05 +0000 UTCHere to entertain you queen 👑👑👑
Ash B.
2025-01-04 22:27:45 +0000 UTCwatched this and actually laughed when that came on cuz it reminded me of this comment
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-04 22:26:48 +0000 UTCday 3?
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-04 22:26:23 +0000 UTCGooned to this all day yesterday until I passed out
CoolTattoos
2025-01-03 16:18:47 +0000 UTCBeen 2 days of non-stop mind consumption
Gothmogg
2025-01-03 11:05:44 +0000 UTCI know why they call the genre “Fantasy” now
Gothmogg
2025-01-03 11:04:29 +0000 UTCThank you for your service 🫡
Pickledat
2025-01-02 14:19:11 +0000 UTCYou know that scene in Lord of the Rings Return of the King, where Aragorn kneels before Frodo because he's so grateful ? I'm feeling the same looking at that photo, except I can't kneel because if i do, it will be like standing on a tripod.
Ash B.
2025-01-02 14:18:11 +0000 UTCMy liege graces us this new year. Huzzah!!!
M Bee
2025-01-02 14:06:25 +0000 UTCGreat underboob. Feel like I'm undeserving of seeing it.
Purplemonkey
2025-01-02 13:04:29 +0000 UTCMe cummies
nohandlebars
2025-01-02 09:28:43 +0000 UTCThis is the only way I’ll reach Valhalla… I need you to keep posting
Gothmogg
2025-01-02 04:04:48 +0000 UTCMust be a big quest for that reward but I'll fulfill it, I YEARN to be your Tarnished/Chosen Undead/Ashen One/Curse Bearer <3
BLink
2025-01-02 03:58:38 +0000 UTCIt's working too well, your big naturals are stunning me too!
BLink
2025-01-02 03:43:37 +0000 UTCno, not enough. happy new years :3
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:36:24 +0000 UTCLOL and thank you!
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:35:51 +0000 UTCok here $Cyb4rAnGeL
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:35:37 +0000 UTCHell yeahhh
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:35:23 +0000 UTCdont die i want u to live so u can give me gold
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:35:10 +0000 UTCthank you <3
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:35:00 +0000 UTCMy knight <3
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:34:52 +0000 UTCsometimes i do
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:34:41 +0000 UTCWe making it through the dps check with this one
Kyu
2025-01-02 03:34:16 +0000 UTCwait i believe in u, filthy squire!!!
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:34:15 +0000 UTCAll glory to m'lady 🙇🏻♂️
WinterDeep
2025-01-02 03:34:07 +0000 UTCand itll keep getting better!
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:34:01 +0000 UTCIn that case see the following application: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEAS EPLEASPLEASPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE Also, Ill work for free
Feycatt
2025-01-02 03:33:56 +0000 UTCi want this and i need this
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:33:52 +0000 UTCDS3 LFGGGGGG
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:33:42 +0000 UTCim kinda running two heavy gauntlets and i cant have much armor on me
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:33:31 +0000 UTCand ill get stronger everytime
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:33:07 +0000 UTCfetch me some gold, squire. i need more!!!
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:32:50 +0000 UTCthank you, squire.
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:32:32 +0000 UTCThank you! and yes im actually always in the field
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:32:22 +0000 UTCI wouldn’t want it any other way 😩❤️
Fredward
2025-01-02 03:32:20 +0000 UTChad to buff u guys before the start of the game <3
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:32:03 +0000 UTCalways, i need ones that get me a lot of gold
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:31:51 +0000 UTCits a distraction tactic, listen!
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:31:39 +0000 UTCdid they kick u out
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:31:27 +0000 UTCtwo traveling adventurers with 2 gold in their pockets:
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:31:17 +0000 UTCi think ull die whenever i post a pic cuz i keep getting more and more beautiful
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:30:27 +0000 UTCthis or nothing im so serious
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:28:43 +0000 UTCthis makes me laugh so hard u survive another winter
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:28:30 +0000 UTCunderstandable
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:28:01 +0000 UTCyesyes yes >:)
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:27:53 +0000 UTCkeep it up i want all the glory
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:27:41 +0000 UTCkneel down and i will :)
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:27:20 +0000 UTCi did charity work fr
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:27:04 +0000 UTCpre-nerfed... THREE?!?! RADAHNS?!?! id like to see it.
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:26:50 +0000 UTCand i will watch you fight
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:26:27 +0000 UTChow much is the pay for each adventure quest....
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:26:17 +0000 UTCit can end u <3
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:25:57 +0000 UTCpls cry more i need the tears to make potions
Cyb4r AngeL
2025-01-02 03:25:39 +0000 UTCLiteral tears
WolfHogismyBae
2025-01-02 03:05:51 +0000 UTCThat underboob is gonna be the end of me 😩
Fredward
2025-01-02 03:01:16 +0000 UTCI am maiden less would you fill that role on my quest
Noah Hicken
2025-01-02 01:52:34 +0000 UTCI will go to war for you
Ian
2025-01-02 01:22:54 +0000 UTCI would fight three pre-nerf Radahns for you 🙏🏽
DKizzy
2025-01-02 01:05:32 +0000 UTCShe made chain mail look thicc 🔥
Charlie Starks
2025-01-02 01:01:08 +0000 UTCplease plunder my chest oh my god, loot my sacks, pillage my cleavage, do whatever u want to me 🧎♀️
Snow
2025-01-02 00:55:18 +0000 UTCDear lord I worship you queen 🙏🏻
WinterDeep
2025-01-02 00:50:11 +0000 UTCLet’s goooo!!! Beautiful armored lady cosplay incoming.
Jordan
2025-01-02 00:46:41 +0000 UTCKing Arthur wouldn’t be able to pull me out
ScubaWill
2025-01-02 00:25:21 +0000 UTCAll the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t stop me
KingOcto
2025-01-02 00:22:51 +0000 UTCyou are a beautiful talented ethereal fairy princess and all of your enemies will die by my sword
Cade
2025-01-02 00:21:10 +0000 UTCIf you need XP lmk I’ll let you farm me, I’ll be in my dungeon <3
Gothmogg
2025-01-02 00:19:26 +0000 UTCNot even an ounce of cap, this 🥹 emoji is really how I look rn. I’ve never seen anything so beautiful in my entire life
Gothmogg
2025-01-02 00:18:13 +0000 UTCIll run behind you and clack coconuts together so you can pretend you're riding a great steed.
Devin
2025-01-02 00:17:27 +0000 UTCJust started barking in the middle of cvs
Bongo
2025-01-02 00:16:05 +0000 UTCSummoned her because I'm getting dogwalked by Godfrey and she starts doing this
BLink
2025-01-02 00:14:48 +0000 UTCAre you taking applications for squires?
Feycatt
2025-01-02 00:13:42 +0000 UTCMaybe this year wont be the worst. Kinda motivated now.
TripleEm
2025-01-02 00:06:37 +0000 UTCOh my fucking good my queen has come to the battlefield with us, lets rejoice and cheer for her. You look amazing
Esteban Olivares
2025-01-02 00:06:11 +0000 UTCIt's glorious,truly magnificent my liege🧎♂️
Josh
2025-01-02 00:05:13 +0000 UTCI'd travel all throughout the Lands Between for you. Please may I go on a quest in your honor?
RollTheD20
2025-01-02 00:03:59 +0000 UTCif you were an elden ring boss i’d let you kill me
ame mochi
2025-01-02 00:03:33 +0000 UTCI’m into the dex/faith build you got going on. It compliments my unga bunga big gorilla very well
Kyu
2025-01-02 00:03:32 +0000 UTCJust died in Dark Souls 3 to see this
CringePuppet
2025-01-02 00:03:31 +0000 UTCThe urge to just fight all the dragons within the lands for you is insane.
Jayden Nguyen
2025-01-02 00:03:20 +0000 UTCThis instantly made this year better than 2024
Jups
2025-01-02 00:03:07 +0000 UTCI just got elden ring which is my first souls game and im getting my ass handed to me
Akrottis
2025-01-02 00:02:44 +0000 UTCYou look like you're gonna to war for us now
Pickledat
2025-01-02 00:02:25 +0000 UTCMy liege 🧎♀️
Amelia L
2025-01-02 00:02:13 +0000 UTCTitties looking spectacular tbh
earlieman
2025-01-02 00:02:00 +0000 UTCi’ll die in battle just for you
jr ocampo
2025-01-02 00:01:52 +0000 UTCHell yeah
Cristian Rivas
2025-01-02 00:01:26 +0000 UTCPlease lead me to my death.
Conner Mathews
2025-01-02 00:00:45 +0000 UTCThat’s gonna alarm our enemies nearby and be a bit loud when we wrestle 👀 in all seriousness though, it looks amazing! Great job!❤️🤣
PyroPhoenix
2025-01-02 00:00:30 +0000 UTCIf I beat Radahn a third time can I have your hand in marriage? (Happy new years Malenia)
BLink
2025-01-02 00:00:19 +0000 UTC
