(Story) Infinity Feast: Gwenpool and Hawkeye

A lot can change in a year.

Last year, the Plus-Stars were fighting through trials of the Beyonders and were rewarded with a one night infinite feast (which may seem counterintuitive but with how many large heroines were in attendance, an endless abundance of food was necessary). Now other heroines were making it an annual celebration, this time taking place in “The Sister’s Eye” between dimensions.

So in Earth 62121, Gwenpool was jumping at the chance to revisit!

She invited one of her best friends, Kate Bishop aka Hawkeye, along with the rest of her team. But admittedly if she invited the whole Plus-Stars now who knows if just any space station could hold them.

Gwenpool was grateful for the Wonder Mall being renovated into a base as it was, but she had to consider a base on the Blue Area of the Moon to compensate for her growing operation. But that was tomorrow’s problem.

Now was the time for the 680 pound, Apple-shaped blonde reality warper to have fun!

Kate was walking though the portal lifting up off the bottom of her dress, letting out a sigh as her pear shape offered no trouble walking through the rounded door. Kate wasn’t close to Gwen’s girth but wasn’t a slouch in the weight department (much like the rest of the heroines in her universe) with a pair of hips and thighs that were as deadly as her aim in the right situations. She felt her currently flat stomach squish against the backside of another hero she didn’t recognize in front of her, making the archer wonder how taut her belly would be by the time she got home.

Gwen waved goodbye as the rest of the Plus-Stars in attendance went to party on their own, Starfire and Spinnerette in particular heading right to the buffet. She looked back to see Kate Bishop arguing with a smaller plump lady with striking white hair and an eye patch. If Gwen knew her comics well there was only one person this could be.

Gwen waddled over to check on her friend, “What’s up Kate? Ravager giving you trouble?”

Kate crossed her arms, grumbling “Our greeter had the audacity to laugh at me, I’m not even that big! Compared to everyone else.”

Rose Wilson continued laughing, “Hey listen, I’m actually friends (sorta) with another version of you two, find the guests from Earth 122012 if you can and you’ll see what I mean. Enjoy the party!”

Gwen led Kate into the crowd while trying to ignore the giggles from the plump Titan. Once seeing the station itself, the pear-shaped young Avenger let go of all her animosity. Not only were there table after table of cosmically summoned delicacies, the outside view of space was nothing short of stunning! The two stars waddled their way through the balcony spotting various versions of their friends along the way, it was almost unbelievable that this much heft was moving in one corridor at once.

There must have been several tons of superheroine flab in this hallway alone!

The super-sized merc giggled to herself, “Y’know it's funny, I started up the whole Plus-Stars because I wanted to bring my heroes together in a way that showed that out sizes were something to be proud of,”

(In truth that was part of it, another motive of Gwen’s was she figured that connecting two whole universes’ worth of fat heroines would maximize their chances at making it big in the fat kink art community…But try explaining that to anyone else)

Kate nudged her friend on the shoulder, “It’s impressive for sure!”

Gwen spread her arms drawing attention all across the room, “But look at this! It's like that concept times a thousand! Wish I was able to get in on this action.”

The ample archer looked around then leaned in to whisper to Gwen’s ear, “Hey, maybe you can get a good impression on the founders, I hear they’re using this party as a way to scout recruits!”

Gwen’s expression beamed up, “Alright, this party is about to get a whole lot more interesting!

Hawkeye followed behind, now mildly regretting sharing that nugget of information.

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The pair were passing by the red carpet, for the guests wanting to show off their custom fashion, buzzing by the end of the line was a small but mighty Janet Van Dyne, looking over and judging everyone’s outfits on display. It was hard what with so many great shows of style among the super-sized ladies, but the wide and winsome Wasp made sure to make sure everyone got their fifteen seconds of fame, providing pictures to commemorate the occasion.

Janet heard two familiar voices bickering nearby, she turned expecting to see her fellow Avengers only to be half-right. One look immediately revealed they weren’t the versions they knew. Wasp flew over and grew back to her seven hundred and eighty pound self, spooking the two girls. After a quick apology for the shock, she introduced herself, “Hello…Kate? Gwen? Is there a Wasp in your world?”

Gwen perked up, “Totally! A founding member of the Avengers, pretty similar deal here too, You’re from…Earth 122012? I don’t think I’ve spotted you on any covers…yet anyway.”

Janet laughed, “I cover sometimes, but most of the time that’s my models’ job! Unless you mean those comic covers…I see all Gwenpools are the same brand of…quirky!”

That last word made Gwen sigh, “Sooo, any chance of us showing off at the red carpet?”

Janet looked over to Kate Bishop, seeing her lovely textured purple dress with accents of white with her belt and laces, combined with a gray top to provide contrast. With cute tips on top of her head to add a unique silhouette, Hawkeye was ready to hit the carpet!

Looking at Gwenpool, Janet was confused by what she was attempting, A fairly basic white and pink vest was combined with a purple dotted undershirt, but the comic patterned dress didn’t compliment the outfit very much, all in all it just looked like the blonde had just thrown together what was in her closet that fit-

“Oh no,” said Gwen under her breath, “Hey, listen, I can read the words too dummy, if thee Janet Van Dyne doesn’t like the fit how am I gonna show off to the multiverse that I’m worth my salt…UGHHH”

Wasp didn’t hear Gwen’s grimace and just laughed, “So Kate, how about you go in first and I can…Have Gwen take a couple of pictures for you!”

Gwen was panicking now, thinking up plans while she was handed the most advanced polaroid she’d ever seen. She snapped a few photos of Kate posing, showing off her curves. Even if such an action brought any arousal for the other heroine (it didn’t) Gwen was too moody to think much of it now. Until she got an idea…In writing…As long as you provided a description it could happen in the reader’s mind. And if it happens in the reader’s mind it happens in the story.

“Woah crazy how this floating camera is following me everywhere! It's stuck on clicking every other second! Better catch it fast!,” Gwen shouted.

With the idea planted, Gwen jumped the rope to hit the carpet, stopping to get a photo with Kate, then running across as fast as she could across the walkway, passing by a Lois Lane with the camera taking a photo mid-bite when Gwenpool slid across her shelf of a belly, posing in front of a Fire and Ice obscuring the duo almost completely, “Ha ha! Reality manipulation was gotta be the most fun superpower there is-” she was saying before running into a living mountain of fat. The hovering camera at least caught that moment.

Gwenpool shook her head, her loss of focus dropping the camera to the ground, she looked up to see three blonde figures surrounding a surprisingly slim Emma Frost. The pink-tipped blonde raised an eyebrow, “Sorry, got overexcited, did I…Wait what did I run into? That’s Mindee right? The fat one? Celeste is also getting chubby I see, but they’re on the opposite side of me? That doesn’t make sense.”

Phoebe chuckled, “Your outfit doesn’t make sense, you just ran into a whole group of people, that’s all you need to know you oaf.”

Gwen watched the small army of blondes strut away from her, but Ms. Frost was taking up so much space for herself…Then she remembered a staple in Marvel fat admirer lore, Uncanny X-Men #452, where it seemed like Emma Frost had made everyone think she was skinny, only to hide her fat form underneath. Of course, that wasn’t the case in the comic, but it seemed to inspire someone to write some fic, Gwen figured out.

Gwen turned to see a tiny woman buzzing around her head, just close enough to see the scowl on her plump face, Janet bit right into her, “Photobombing is extremely poor behavior young woman! If you can’t live without being in the spotlight for one minute Gwen-“

“What did I do this time?” A voice from behind asked.

Gwen looked to find…another Gwenpool! She was much smaller than her, looking to be about four hundred or so pounds, but the general build was the same. She was dressed in a Sailor Moon-esque outfit, all pink and white of course. Gwen’s counterpart helped her up, not too unnerved by meeting an alternate version of herself.

Smaller-Gwenpool looked up and down, “Didn’t think I had variants of myself in the multiverse, unless you’re like a branch? This isn’t time travel again is it?”

With that last sentence she started stepping back nervously, luckily Bigger-Gwenpool understood her concerns, “Woah hey, not a future evil variant! Been there done that, but given our sizes-“ she belly bumped her smaller counterpart as a friendly gesture- “I can understand thinking I’m your after part in a sequence.”

The two Gwen’s laughed as Kate and Janet just looked at each other and shrugged. Kate was apologizing for her friend’s behavior when she saw the rest of Janet’s team passing by.

“Oh. My. God.”

Kate saw herself, but somehow even bigger than her Gwen, easily over seven hundred pounds! Unlike her pear self, this Kate was almost all belly, a giant dome of gelatin blubber that stuck out of her rounded body.

The other Kate blinked as she saw her own face but one that still had a bit of a neck remaining, then her eyes went down to the hips, which despite being three hundred pounds lighter were much wider than her own.

The Kates approached each other and nodded, bigger Kate giggled, “Man I really ran out of luck in the hip department in my dimension.”

62121 Bishop poked the belly of her variant, “Hey if you’re anything like me, it’ll take a lot more than a stomach to stop us from killing it in the looks department,” she finished with a wink. Which made the larger lady smile.

The pair saw the rest of the Avengers from another world approach them, Tony Stark helped calm down Janet, giving her a kiss at the end. Which made Kate and Gwen raise their eyebrows a bit. Janet waddled to the plump pink-tipped blonde with a hand to the chest, “Sorry for bursting at you, but please try not to be disruptive for the rest of the event if you can?”

Gwen sighed with regret, “I should apologize, I didn’t wanna be sidelined especially after you didn’t like my dress.”

Jan gulped, “I never said-”

“Weird powers, remember? I have…an easier time reading things than most.”

“Ah okay. Well in any case, I suppose that's me having certain expectations, I don’t know you too well Gwenpool, but this outfit does seem to reflect you well. It just took me a moment to realize,” Janet finished her apology as her world’s Mary Jane Watson to nudge her shoulder, “Thinking you’ll hire Gwen for our company?” the model joked.

Janet and both Gwens all started cringing at the possibility, “I may be ambidextrous, but I wanna draw a lot more than just fashion…Although if you have internships it could be good practice! Plus any excuse to hang out with Nadia!” 122012 Gwenpool offered.

Jan giggled, “I may be short a model for maternity leave, but I always find room for these things. Let’s save this conversation for after the Feast, shall we?”

62121 Gwen perked up, “Maternity leave? Model?...Mary Jane? Are you pregnant?”

The rotund redhead turned her head to face their interdimensional friend, her stunning webbed dress on top of a red bodysuit was nothing short of stunning, alongside her husband wearing a simple suit with his raised mask for food and drink, she rubbed the top of her grand belly, “That’s right, Won’t be due for a long while though.”

Gwen squealed with excitement, “OH. MY. GOSH. YES. MJ, you HAVE to meet my dimension’s version of you, she’s here somewhere, she’s a great mother to her twin daughters she’ll be able to tell you everything you need to know!”

Just then Peter and MJ spit out their drinks simultaneously, “TWINS?!?!” they exclaimed.

Gwen realized what she said, “Uh, just to reassure you, I’m not from the future, just another world.”

“Right, right,” Peter ‘122012 gasped for air as he pulled his mask back down. MJ patted her husband on the back as she led her husband back towards the buffet table. “Are you sure you’re not actually eating for three now?”

“Peter, you know I already eat for three anyways, whether we’re having twins or not,” MJ smirked.

Gwen and Kate waved goodbye to the Avengers, not wanting to keep them standing around the whole party. Plus trying to write two pairs of the same character variants gets difficult.

Reaching the main hall, it was a wonder to behold, a sprawling cavern of technological progress and multiple lookouts ready to save any world that existed.

But right now it was all covered up with signs and tables and tables of food, with many more guests partaking. Kate was going to grab food for her heavier friend, so Gwen was waiting at a table, tapping her foot in anticipation. With how much sustenance to took to satisfy them both, it could take Ms. Bishop a hot minute to come back. In the meantime, Gwenpool looked around to see who she recognized. To no surprise it took little time for her to name every guest in sight, until her eyes reached a certain pair, one clad in red and black with a dump truck spilling over the seat and curly blonde also dip dyed with red and black. And next to her was a very wide green lady with red hair in a green and purple dress.

If Gwen’s suspicions were correct, this could be a big problem.

She tippy-toed over (or she did in her head) to confirm that this was indeed- “Harley Quinn? Poison Ivy?”

The couple turned around to face Gwen, their stomachs pushing against each other. Two huge bodies that had no qualms about their closeness was quite the sight. Ivy spoke first after swallowing a chunk of meat, “Yes, do we know you? Or are you from one of those universes we don’t exist in?”

Gwen grumbled, “So technically, yes I am, but I’m also from a universe where our universe of characters are combined for easy crossover necessity and…I’m sorry which Earth are you from again?”

Harley put down the food she was scarfing down to answer, “Easy kid, we’re from Earth uh…uh”

“8415, Harls. Its on the name tags.”

“Thanks Ivy! You blondie?”

Gwen rolled her eyes, “Six-twenty one-twenty one, So are you like, modern Harley Quinn or retro Harley?”

Harley was confused again, “I uh, don’t know what you mean.”

“You got the dip-dyed hair like you had since 2011, the vibes are just off. Listen I’m just checking if you were your female Deadpool self. If so, I’ll leave you to your own devices.”

Harley just sat there, her stomach grumbling demanding food only for her brain to be struck by someone actually rendering her speechless.

“Female who now?” she asked.

Gwen had a glimmer in her eye, “Wait, you don’t like, see the fourth wall for no reason?”

“Is the fourth wall the glass window to the endless vacuum of space?”

“Do you wear blue despite your established color scheme?”

“I mean for like a minute but it didn’t stick!”

“You haven’t blown up children have you?”

“What sorta question is that?!”

Gwenpool clasped her hands together, and exclaimed, “Oh thank gosh you’re a normal Harley Quinn I was a big fan until the New 52 basically ruined you forever in the-” Gwen stopped herself before she seemed insane to the legally insane woman in front of her.

Harley extended her hand out, (her arm fat wobbling while doing so) “What do you say we start over? ‘Am Harley Quinn?”

“I’m Gwenpool…People say I’m a rip off of you. I think I took it personally,” she responded while shaking the jolly jester’s hand.

Harley giggled, “Well in any case, prove ‘em wrong, cuz I’m one of a kind!” she finished with a two handed slap to her stomach.

Gwenpool saw Kate coming back to their table, apologized to Harley and Ivy once again and made her way back.

Kate set down the multiple trays with stacks of plenty for them to eat, “You good, Gwen? And more importantly is your stomach ready?”

Gwen sat down on the bench, “Yeah yeah, just embarrassed myself…Again. Overly picky nerd self took over. And zero social skills. Bad combo.”

Kate cuddled close to her friend, “Aww sorry, but that is not true, I make it a point not to make friends with the socially inept. You’re weird for sure, but if you can be a founder of a superheroine team, you can handle a party.”

“Yeah but that’s just telling them what to fight, eat, and make friends with, doing it myself? Sheesh.” she said while starting to take some bites of a burger, “Leave me to find comfort in food?”

Kate shrugged, “If that’s what you need.”

So thus, the two started working on the ‘Feast’ aspect of the Infinity Feast, plowing through their food like nobody’s business. Burgers and fries, chicken and waffles, and more to spoil themselves silly.

Out of the corner of her eye, Kate spotted a truly enormous woman with short red hair in a purple dress, floating across on a hover chair, talking with a petite blonde woman who was somehow still skinny. Hawkeye tapped her friend’s shoulder, “Hey check it out, found the one skinny girl in the entire feast.”

Gwen looked up to see who she was talking about, then she recognized the blonde’s face, Stephanie Brown. Gwen looked at her invitation again, seeing that Stephanie Brown of Earth 888 was hosting the event. Was there a chance…

Making your way through a crowd of fatties while being a fatty yourself was no small feat, if this were a comic Gwen could have panel hopped. But as it was, her abilities were limited once again. Still she was getting closer and closer until she saw a very round Jessica Cruz chatting with the Gwenpool she met up with earlier. The Green Lantern petting Jeff, the Land Shark, in ‘122012 Gwen’s arms. They noticed Gwen trying to run and Jeff was confused so he ran to sniff his best friend’s doppelgänger, spooking her.

Gwen yelped once she felt a nose on her leg, but with a step back, she saw a friend! She picked him up and with a little rubbing of his tummy, Jeff was convinced this one was legitimate.

Jessica rubbed her eyes, “Ok, gotta get used to doubles. You know this Gwen, er, Gwen?”

Poole laughed, “Yeah we just met a while ago, what’s got you in a hurry?”

“Is that the Stephanie Brown who started this whole operation! I’d really love to chat!”

Poole took her variant’s hand, “No problem! Steph and I had a whole holiday crossover so I can put in a good word, let’s go! Oh Jess, watch Jeff for us please!”

The two walked away as Jessica watched, only to turn back to see Jeff eating the remains of her plate clean. Jess wanted to give the shark a piece of her mind…until he showed his big toothy grin, messy with food. And she couldn’t bear to shout at the little guy anymore…

Smaller-Gwen was very similar to her bigger counterpart outside their size, which meant a near exact determination to reach her goals, the two bulbous blondes making their ways through crowds of women of various sizes trying to keep an eye on the even bigger purple suited woman and Stephanie. Nothing would stop the Gwenpools!!!

Until they saw another Gwenpool.

Normally they would have just ignored her for now, saving the author different ways to say Gwenpool more, but what made the two come to a halt (minus the jiggling that occurred due to the stop) was who was next to their doppelgänger.

Quintin Quire, omega-level-mutant and even more omega-level-jackass, X-man and someone Gwenpool had met during her stint as a West Coast Avenger.

And also her ex-boyfriend. Before her whole life-changing discovery on her sexuality.

And here they were, Quintin floating snacks to his Gwen, who only looked about 200 pounds. The other two Gwens looked at each other awkwardly. There was always the question of a what could happen if an alternative version of yourself possibly changed the course of your own, it was something they both knew intimately, and they both knew it could be dangerous…

“Woah woah woah! Time out Gwendolyn!” The Plus-Star shouted while marching over to the small Gwen, to her particular shock.

Looking up Gwenpool whispered, “Listen Plus, for your sake, call me Gwenpool, call tiny Gwen just Gwen, and call SSS’s Gwen, Poole. You’re welcome.”

Gwen wagged her finger at the two variants, “Is this some weird future thing? Like that one Doctor Who special or?”

“Nope!” Poole explained, “Name tags, we’re both from different Earths, but from what it looks like, we are actually still from different points in your character history.”

Gwen was confused, “Well its cool to meet you and get a peek at how big Quintin’s gonna make me isn’t that right?”

Quintin shrugged, “Hey if its what you want, all the lady teachers at the Jean Grey School and are just as wide as these two and then some, it leaves an impression on a guy.”

All three Gwens rolled their eyes, “TMI Quire” they said in unison.

They got a full view of his pink Mohawk as Quintin sunk his head down, “Ok if you’re saying that, then good point.”

Gwenpool put her hands on Gwen’s shoulders, “Listen to me, I get that a date is like, the WORST time to do this but…Well there’s you need to know.”

“Oh shoot, I actually am Bi? Am I the one who breaks Kate?”

“What? No. She’s straight as an arrow.”

Poole spoke up now, “Okay if this is gonna be similar I’m guessing you don’t know being Asexual means?”

Gwen tilted her head, which now only revealed a double chin on her, “Isn’t that what the protozoon does?”

Gwenpool looked up while sighing, “Oh gosh we are impossible. Okay, Gwen, listen. I need you to think carefully, why are you ACTUALLY dating Quintin Quire of all characters?”

Gwen stood there, sweating and contemplating, “I…thought…a romantic plot would get me attention, and that a telekinetic boyfriend would make the weight gain story plot a lot easier.”

The two bigger Gwen looked at each other before nodding “Ok yeah no that’s actually incredibly convenient,” Poole said, “But still! Its all about needing to keep with the tropes with you!”

“You still haven’t explained the whole Asexual thing,” Gwen pointed out.

Gwenpool got close to Gwen, speaking softly, “Have you had this experiences trying to date but it never feels right, you see all this romance in comics and the kink fics and when you want it yourself it feels wrong? I did. Then someone important to me helped me realize I was AroAce, and it was like a switch flipped in my brain.”

Poole continued the train of thought, “I know what you’re thinking too, this is a kink fic, how is there any room for someone like that in this space? But you have to remember at least for this, being and getting fat doesn’t actually have anything to do with sex or romance, I had a whole story and never once teased a romance with anyone!”

Gwenpool explained further, “And this is very important…it’s a lesson I still remembering sometimes…You should never ever compromise yourself only for attention, you don’t need showing off to show people your awesomeness,” and she was prepared to finish her statement, the larger Gwenpool hugged her counterpart, “There are so many people, fictional or otherwise, who care so much about you, you don’t need to gain a thousand pounds to prove your worth to them, you’re already worth everything… You get me?”

The tears Gwenpool felt on the shoulder of her dress said it all.

Gwen let go, “I-I’m sorry, thank you, I didn’t know I needed to hear that I-I should find out more about this back home”.

Poole leaned in, “Ask a gal named Nadia Van Dyne, she’s a genius and knows all about this stuff through experience, seriously, We just want what’s best for you.”

Gwen laughed, “I’ll take note…so is the biggest party in the multiverse an appropriate place for a breakup?”

Gwenpool shrugged, “I don’t know I broke up with Quintin over text.”

Gwen exclaimed, “What’s wrong with you?!”

Gwenpool raised her hands in defense, “I was going through a big emotional spiral at the time okay!! And on a mission with Deadpool to homewreck the Fantastic Four!”

Poole jumped, “Oh gosh you too?!”

Gwen face palmed, “Geez we are a lot of work.”

Gwenpool giggled, “Hey now you hopefully don’t have to do THAT because of this.”

All three laughed, Gwen agreed to let down Quintin down slowly, feeling that he wouldn’t be that upset somehow, “Besides, it’ll probably take the two of us to make sure America doesn’t pin Kate to the ground with her stomach tonight!”

On that note the bigger Gwens were stunlocked, and agreeing to never tell their respective Kate Bishops about that ever.

However, amidst all that heartfelt revelations…Gwenpool completely lost Stephanie Brown.

After a couple curses under her breath, Gwen started making her way to her and Kate’s table, Poole followed behind apologizing.

“Nah its fine…I think this is better anyways,” Gwenpool answered.

“You’re probably right, I can still put in a good word whenever we have another crossover.”

Gwenpool nodded, before spotting her table and her eyes going wide at the behemoth seated at it.

A short but very round Chinese girl whose black dress sporting drapes resembling bat wings was currently boasting that she could totally throw Batarangs at her size better than Kate, which the archer was fighting back against. The competitive squabble was very entertaining as quite a few ladies were watching and calling for a contest!

“Let us take this to the gym then!” Cassandra Cain said bluntly.

“There’s a gym? In THIS place?” Kate asked.

Gwenpool was going to go in between them before her old target stepped in between them, Stephanie Brown!

“Okay, Cass, please think about who you’re talking to before thinking you can raise your arm and move it quick it enough to shoot a bullseye without your suit. Please?” Steph asked.

Cass grumbled, “I…could, my arm’s not that fat.”

Steph answered, “Everything about you is that fat, and its amazing.” With a poke to the nose, Cass backed down. And Steph couldn’t keep her hands off her partner any longer, fully grasping a fat arm all around with her own.

Gwenpool seized her chance, “Hey, sorry about my pal, you may recognize me, well I’m her from another dimension. And I actually have my own super-sized super-team! I was wondering if you wanted to make a joint venture or something!”

Steph raised her eyebrows, “Oh Gwen! Oh my gosh you’re huge! Wait, there’s two of you now…Uh okay I’ll consider that, follow me and I can totally get you chatting with Lena to lend you a key here. I wanna hear more about this super-team!”

Gwenpool looked back to Kate, who got up from her seat to join her friend, “I think you’ve had enough fun on your own tonight, can I take this opportunity to be an honorary Plus-Star’s second opinion?”

Gwen giggled at Kate, “Totally, we’ve had an amazing night so far, it’ll only get better with my friends around with me!”

And with that, Gwenpool and Hawkeye we’re headed towards a bigger and brighter future for the multiverse!

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Outside the realm, Gwenpool remembered the Infinity Feasts, how each time it got a little bit bigger for everyone.

If only it truly lasted for infinity, an army of superheroines gathered to do nothing but eat forever.

Gwenpool laughed, “Would make things easier for me, but clearly not as fun,” she flung her black cape, waddling her half-ton body to a pile of cakes, “But I can get something close, trapping Power Girl in a time loop where she eats nothing but cake, sound like a surefire way to get her too fat to move eventually! Our audience wants us to have more top-heavy pieces? Then let’s give it to em!”

So the Gwenpool of a dark future set up her ploy for a two ton Power Gut, just as she did for her home dimension, and just about every dimension she visited previously. The multiverse was becoming a fatter place anyways, she was just speeding up the process…