Hello everyone.
Xan here. I know that not all of you were paying attention to what was going on in our community for the past month, hence why I'd like to bring it to your attention. I have never even imagined that things could go this far, but they did.
And it was glorious.
There are no words to describe as to how far our fanbase went in creating a once-in-a lifetime experience for everyone who were part of the NNN's community. The immersion, the drama (the good kind), the stakes. Honestly, I have never seen such creativity and passion in any porn-related community ever.
Here are some of the highlights.
1. The list of everyone who came. With graphs.
As a fellow math enthusiast, I have to say, there's just something inherently satisfying when it comes to looking at numbers. Especially when they're constantly going up. Still, it takes an entire new level of enthusiasm to track down every single c**shot, every report and put it into a coherent list. For every day of the month. Here's just a tiny fragment of it:
Updated every single day. Not a single update missed. How insane is that?
2. Rewriting the entire Star Wars script.
Yes, the entire script. Star Wars Episode II, turned into a massive fanfiction about Marin and the November Renegades. Here's a snippet:
I cannot even imagine how many hours it took to do it, considering the script is 76 pages long. One the scale of impossibly long porn shitposts, I think this has to take the cake. I cannot even fathom why such a glorious thing was spawned into being, but I am not going to question it. I will simply accept its existence as one of the most bizarre things to ever come out of the internet's butthole.
If anyone's curious to see it in its full glory, here's the link to the whole thing: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Lsh2yOMzrP4aTRzID6Nxqo_c52_nWCD8tcd0rUR92rI/edit?tab=t.0
3. The Battle Reports.
If you've been around our Discord in the last couple of weeks, you might have encountered the group called November Renegades. They were even mentioned by Marin on occasions, during the streams. An unlikely camaraderie, formed amongst the coomers and gooners refusing to yield to their primal desires. Together, they fought bravely against Marin, the one tempting them to succumb to their nature. The Battle Reports are their chronicles, their life's work, their great achievement, put into text to be forever remembered by the world: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14aWpdZZfz_TyFfqrQjnQ6rkzFfJq_4bZxjv8PpQHEmE/edit?tab=t.0
What started as a shitpost done by one man has turned into its own Discord channel, later to be filled by dozens of people and over 10000 messages. Most importantly, this silly shitpost started something that has turned into a genuine friendship between people who needed friends the most.
4. The Website.
https://nobre29-renegades.github.io/Project-Renegades/index.html
Perhaps the greatest proof of commitment to the idea, the website exists as the final proof of the November Renegades' dedication to their NNN mission. Has any one of you thought that a simple shitpost like this can eventually evolve to the point of people making a website dedicated to it? I certainly couldn't. Then again, one cannot say that this is just about a shitpost anymore.
I hope you continue lasting, as what is one of the few groups of true friends united by HJOI porn. You're a phenomenon that the world has not seen yet. But now, the world has acknowledged of your bizarre, yet strangely wholesome existence. I wish you all the best, November Renegades.
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Side note about cheating during the NNN challenge:
Before I forget, there were people that were curious about the 'C standing for Cheater' situation in the last stream and how we have reached the conclusion that the mentioned group of people was cheating when it comes to their NNN points. to clarify, we're talking about the people that had all of the 101 points you could have gotten for the challenge.
During the stream, Bunny listed most of the points that were unlikely to be received outside of lucking out (because there was no indication on the video/stream that this is what the reward was gonna be for before it was granted). While it was possible to get some of those points by pure chance, the chances of getting those points would decrease exponentially with each unlikely point you'd get. Not to mention the contradictions, like some of the points being granted for, let's say, liking feet more than anything else while some points were for liking ass the most etc.
The biggest one was Day 20 though. Not only it was severely unlikely that on a 'pussy reveal' stream someone would be focusing on mostly on something else than a pussy, the biggest problem was that you actually couldn't get the max 3 points there, unless you misunderstood the instructions. That's because you were supposed to get +2 if you focused mostly on Marin's feet and +1 if you focused mostly on her breasts. You couldn't really 'mostly' focus on both of those parts of her body. It's either one or the other.
In other words, people would have had to, at the very least, misunderstand the instructions that day and, most importantly, they get astronomically lucky on every other 'unlikely to get' point in order to get max points. If you look at the list of what all of the points were being granted for, it makes it pretty obvious that people would also need to contradict themselves pretty often with what their favorite body parts and activities are.
Still, since it was theoretically possible that someone might have gotten this lucky, contradicted their own kinks many times by luckily predicting what the points would be granted for and misunderstanding the Day 20's instructions, we decided to leave the final verdict for the audience. Hence why, the C's fates during the last stream was left up to the viewers.
Cheating or not, I hope you had fun with the rewards you've gotten!
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This has truly been an unique experience for both me and Bunny. And you guys were responsible for making it so. I'm glad all of us had lots of fun this month!
See you in a December update!
Cheers,
Xan
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