Sorry, but this is the biggest lie. How the hell could she fall asleep to this? XD I giggled all the way through it and checking all the other comments I'd say they all feel the same, so there's no way she would fall asleep. :D
Miri
2023-12-19 00:35:18 +0000 UTC
Oh my goodness πππ
Shiva
2023-10-24 20:20:47 +0000 UTC
π€£π€£π€£laughed my ass off
Fallon
2021-12-09 00:34:59 +0000 UTC
πππ Didn't Samuel L. Jackson write & read this book?
Stephanie Smith-Thomas
2021-10-10 06:47:08 +0000 UTC
This is adorable.
Krumpit
2021-09-23 20:21:33 +0000 UTC
XD Iβve never heard the whole thing before! This was awesome!
Starlena Scarlet
2021-09-20 17:01:27 +0000 UTC
this is the best
idunno
2021-09-16 17:47:21 +0000 UTC
Such a cute story Hank. I love your bedtime stories
Giselle Webber
2021-09-16 16:12:09 +0000 UTC
Brilliant! Loved it but yeah... Iβm not asleep πππ
Heidi
2021-09-15 22:32:49 +0000 UTC
Oh dear, I didn't know this Bedtime story before, it's so funny and it reminds me a lot of myself ... πΆ I have to laugh so much that I cry. πππππππππ Your annoyed sighs and how you get a little grumpy. Thank you for making me laugh so much! β€
Becca
2021-09-15 20:09:08 +0000 UTC
Some days be like this π€ͺπ
Olga Yates
2021-09-15 15:13:40 +0000 UTC
Dedicated to my brother, who claims heβs βthirstyβ before bed, and then eats three heaping bowls of cereal before passing out on the couch. π€¦ββοΈ This was hilarious! β€οΈ
Winry
2021-09-15 07:29:14 +0000 UTC
I should not have listened to this on the bus. π
Leslie
2021-09-15 03:54:52 +0000 UTC
I love this !!!!β€β€β€π€£π€£π€£π€£
Denise
2021-09-15 03:14:54 +0000 UTC
I can't stop laughingπ€£π€£π€£
AlicElle
2021-09-15 03:09:48 +0000 UTC
Kudos, Mr. Miller. You *may* have slightly nudged ahead of Samuel L. Jackson for my favorite rendition of this.
Trice
2021-09-15 02:07:53 +0000 UTC
awesome
sarah
2021-09-14 23:25:30 +0000 UTC
Oh, dear Lord, this is perfect!! Down to the annoyed sighs and everything. ππ Itβs not gonna make me f*cking sleep but it sure is stellar entertainment. πππ»
Anita
2021-09-14 21:47:24 +0000 UTC
π I wonder how many times you had to read that through before you could say it without laughing out loud. Well done π
Bee
2021-09-14 21:23:17 +0000 UTC
This bedtime story was made for me. Sincerely, a night owlπ€£π€£π¦
ShamelessSoul24
2021-09-14 20:11:47 +0000 UTC
That was awesome!! π€£ππ₯°
Wendy Webster
2021-09-14 19:49:31 +0000 UTC
I'm crying from laughing and my stomach hurts now. Thank you Hank, that was hilarious.
Kusymre
2021-09-14 19:35:11 +0000 UTC
Priceless! I crack up every time I hear that. More like a gift than a bedtime story because I don't think anyone will be going the fuck to sleep after listening.
Nancy
2021-09-14 19:29:32 +0000 UTC
This....so much thisπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£. How tf am I supposed to sleep if I'm giggling?
Aimee Garner
2021-09-14 19:22:10 +0000 UTC
Just...yesss. πππ
Thank you, Hank! Absolutely spot on. π€ππ§‘
Spooky Lyns (Lynsey)
2021-09-14 19:18:28 +0000 UTC
I love it ππ That's like me every night π€£π