STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Added 2026-01-21 17:05:03 +0000 UTCYou violated the law! A royal guard confronts you, suggested by Dan "bigchallenges" Silva!
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[Resist Arrest] Guard: *Grimaces in anger* Then pay with your blood! *Draws bow at target right in front of him, backs away, falls into canal, swims back up to you* Why... won't... you... die!"
ElderScrollsMekkan
2026-01-31 15:27:40 +0000 UTCTruthfully, I would love to see follow up on this one of every reaction to all of those things that are up above, especially the flirt
HunterIce Ice
2026-01-25 23:25:14 +0000 UTCSo what you’re telling me is: there will be a part 2 to this
Kinipshun
2026-01-22 18:30:12 +0000 UTCEven better. “Sir your ankles are showing”
Onyx Dragon 388
2026-01-22 18:20:21 +0000 UTCBut what if i get them to show their ankles? Do I still go to jail?
Onyx Dragon 388
2026-01-22 18:19:15 +0000 UTCDepends on how high your charisma is
Onyx Dragon 388
2026-01-22 18:17:39 +0000 UTCDoes the flirt still means I lose all of this gear that "I found"?
K_D Lawrence
2026-01-22 18:04:25 +0000 UTCi played too much Oblivion so the voice immediately jumped in
Caesar_dd
2026-01-22 10:03:45 +0000 UTCTravel Advisory: When traveling to the Basitin territory in Tamriel be aware that, while flirting is an option if accosted by the law, displaying anything below the knee will be considered an aggravation to any infraction and be cause for harsher sentencing.
JeKeBe
2026-01-22 06:06:41 +0000 UTCSpam the flirt
Wyatt lute
2026-01-22 06:03:21 +0000 UTCThose sure are some cute ears, officer.
Artemis Vulpes
2026-01-22 04:37:14 +0000 UTCMe: Your shoelaces are untied. The Royal Guard: Huh? (looks down) (I ran like hell) The Royal Guard: Dammit! Not again!
SCD
2026-01-22 04:29:40 +0000 UTCEveryone figured out "flirt" is the secret weapon.
eddi_TBH
2026-01-22 04:29:21 +0000 UTC
