Dungeons and Dergans
Added 2021-11-14 17:00:07 +0000 UTCReni as a dungeon master with Team B, suggested by Glassan!
Reni shrunk herself in size so she'd fit at the table.
Feel free to suggest other bad D&D ideas in place of Zen's.
See also: TK D&D
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Sythe: "I shift into my feral form!" *poof!...is a Nibb*
Duke of J
2021-11-16 15:43:19 +0000 UTCI.... Need this series.
Injoma
2021-11-16 05:41:59 +0000 UTCUh...yeah I got nothin
ThirdKind
2021-11-15 04:44:51 +0000 UTCLOL! “I don’t care what the size of the room is. I. Cast. Fireball!”
KaiserDunk
2021-11-15 02:20:39 +0000 UTCNow we need to see a Bard Zen Sketch. Lets make this happen people!!!
Elijah Jackson
2021-11-15 01:25:14 +0000 UTCPlaying with a group of friends once a couple of us tried, and slightly succeeded in seducing an earth elemental... Our DM didn't really let it affect the combat, but played along a little bit with the descriptions :)
Saberbeam
2021-11-15 00:57:34 +0000 UTCMaybe Nibbly and Sythe work as a team? He has all the luck with rolls and Nibbly handles the decisions and roleplaying? :D
Saberbeam
2021-11-15 00:53:34 +0000 UTCProbably a bard Rogue moltey class
Onyx Dragon 388
2021-11-15 00:33:17 +0000 UTCMust be playing a bard.
G
2021-11-14 23:44:28 +0000 UTC10x10 hallway: "I CAST FIREBALL!!"
William Mitchell
2021-11-14 23:41:15 +0000 UTCI've seen this one before. I almost have to drop the dialogue for the gag on this one. Reni: <i>Wait, what?</i> Zen: "You heard me, I want to seduce the dragon!" Sythe: "Masks, have mercy." Reni: <i>Uh, fine. Roll and see what happens.</i> She then proceeds to glance over her notes behind the screen. She and the red-haired fighter had brainstormed this happening ahead of time. *Zen rolls* Zen jumps up in triumph. "Yes! Natural 20!" Reni's jaw then cracks an ear-to-ear grin. Red spots this and also smiles broadly, but only nods. Reni: <i>The dragon grows to its maximum height saying, "Your insult will only grant you a swifter death!" Roll for initiative!</i> Zen: "Wait, what? I rolled a nat 20!" Red: "You did, but that only guarantees success in combat." He then rolls his own d20 to figure out initiative, and is not disappointed in the roll, for once. Raine: "Is it too late to run away?"
RivCA
2021-11-14 22:36:38 +0000 UTCI need more of these...so many possibilities! (Nice callback to Barbarian Raine on her character sheet BTW)
CrimsonQuill086
2021-11-14 21:47:49 +0000 UTCWait, where the hell is Nibbly's charakter sheet?!
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-14 19:59:23 +0000 UTCTranslation: I want to die with miserable death!
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-14 19:57:32 +0000 UTCI would like to split the party
Hunter Schleich
2021-11-14 19:32:24 +0000 UTCI wouldn't be surprised if she had some repressed anger to channel. Besides, that team would be super squishy if she were a wizard.
Cliff Warden
2021-11-14 19:27:45 +0000 UTCI read that as "I attempt to seduce the dungeon" at first and found it way too funny
AlisterTX
2021-11-14 19:25:30 +0000 UTCMust have been shopping at Squirrelmart
Roughlandin
2021-11-14 19:03:15 +0000 UTCReni is cutest DM. Would something, something... dungeon her dragon any day! Also, I hope Raine brought enough Chips or Whatever to share with the whole table. :p Great job as always, Tom! Congrats, Glassan!
Roughlandin
2021-11-14 19:01:07 +0000 UTCRed: "She's gonna destroy us, right?" Sythe: "She's definitely gonna destroy us"
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-14 19:01:06 +0000 UTCReni: "It works!" Zen: "But I didn't even roll for it yet." Reni: "Oh... R-Right. Reh-heh." *Blushy.* Zen: "...I rolled a 6." Reni: "It... still works!" Zen: "Nice!"
Roughlandin
2021-11-14 18:58:24 +0000 UTCReni: "Wait, come again?" Zen: "You heard me. I attempt to seduce the dragon!" Sythe (vetran D&D): "Sigh... I warned you, but you didn't listen" Maren: "Can I take his stuff" Zen: "Hey!" Red: "Maren, we're team!" Zen: "Thank you-" Red: "We take his stuff equally" Zen: "Go to hell" Raine: "Zen, think about it. You, bard on level 2, want to seduce THE DRAGON" Zen: "So?" Raine: "I give up" Karen: "You can do it Zen!" Zen: "At least one person is optimistic" Reni: "You have to roll 20" Red: "There's no way" Sythe: "You've never played D&D, haven't you?" Zen: "D20!!!" ... Reni: "You succesfully seduce the dragon" Zen: "Woo-hoo!" Reni: "Rolls constitution check" Zen: "Wh-what?" Reni: "Dragon is called Nora"
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-14 18:52:44 +0000 UTCAnother ship joins to Twokinds fleet!
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-14 18:41:31 +0000 UTCOn a natural 20, a sadistic DM would make the dragon a violent stalker with a crush and give him too much of a good thing.
KaiserDunk
2021-11-14 18:36:17 +0000 UTCHahahahahaha
coredumperror
2021-11-14 18:32:20 +0000 UTCCant say I wouldnt do the same
Lex
2021-11-14 18:10:03 +0000 UTCZen then rolls the dice and fails to seduce the dragon. Also, I really like the name of the chips they're eating "Chips or Whatever"
DiDiDi-X
2021-11-14 18:05:57 +0000 UTCI attempt to marry or propose to the dragon
Xeidler Trayling
2021-11-14 17:50:44 +0000 UTCNever underestimate the power of a Nat. 20 ;p
Richard V.
2021-11-14 17:46:10 +0000 UTCWhat have you done? Now you've awakened a new ship for fans to jump on!
AlaricLives87
2021-11-14 17:45:49 +0000 UTCReni- "Okay. Roll a dex save." Zen-"a dex save? Why?" Reni- "its a male dragon"
Aucere
2021-11-14 17:40:29 +0000 UTCFricking wolf bards...
JasonAW3
2021-11-14 17:40:23 +0000 UTCAnd that's how the game devolved into anarchy xD. Great work, Tom! P.S. Red's clearly making progress, choosing Fighter-woman rather than Fighter-man. :V
Glassan
2021-11-14 17:32:30 +0000 UTCOh I thought that was bard, looking at it again i see it's wizard.
Nate_G
2021-11-14 17:28:30 +0000 UTCOf course it has to be a bard, and Zen. Bards are typecast!
Peter Lyon
2021-11-14 17:28:06 +0000 UTCSo we got: Bard Zen, Druid Sythe, Barbarian Raine and... Sorcerer Karen, Wizard Maren and Fighter Red?
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-14 17:23:02 +0000 UTCWait, what?
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-14 17:19:37 +0000 UTCReni isn't good DM, but that's ok. It's her first game
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-14 17:19:25 +0000 UTCthe bards or sorcerers? i'd probably choose to be a sorcerer so i can magic and choose bard to entertain people and myself when i have time to spare
silver dragonia
2021-11-14 17:16:46 +0000 UTCmaybe you could tell him to say: i'd love to cuddle with the dragon maybe she'd blush a little more with that
silver dragonia
2021-11-14 17:15:27 +0000 UTCBards are probably the only reason sorcerers exist. They are the only ones horny enough to lay a dragon not slay it.
K_D Lawrence
2021-11-14 17:10:37 +0000 UTCi do hope there's others who'd play this with me i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks and i hope someone else orders dinner i'd pitch in to pay for some of it and is that miss nibbly i see besides zen?
silver dragonia
2021-11-14 17:08:31 +0000 UTCZen really needs to work on his pickup lines.
Ordithus
2021-11-14 17:08:21 +0000 UTCmaybe becouse she thinks him as her close friend? maybe if she considers me as her friend of any kind i'd try to make it as flirtiouse as possible in a teasing matter
silver dragonia
2021-11-14 17:07:26 +0000 UTCi'm sure we could try this with some of the guys if they're up for a game and i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks while we play and who should be choose as headmaster? maybe reni or raine? i'd vote for reni as she looks lovely
silver dragonia
2021-11-14 17:06:24 +0000 UTCNice callback to the Barbarian Raine sketch. EDIT: And the Druid Sythe sketch, almost forgot that one.
Jackie
2021-11-14 17:06:15 +0000 UTCLv 2 and already encountering a dragon
Ender_Mage17
2021-11-14 17:05:53 +0000 UTCOf course the bard wants to seduce the dragon. It's always the bard.
Inu-Chan
2021-11-14 17:04:46 +0000 UTCInteresting character choice for Raine.
Pretorian
2021-11-14 17:03:28 +0000 UTCI love the look everyone is giving him, Especially Reni! 🤣
Mediawatcher
2021-11-14 17:03:26 +0000 UTCNatani: Yes! I get to roll stealth! *rolls* Keith: I don’t think a 1 is very good.
Shirokami Shijisa
2021-11-14 17:01:52 +0000 UTC
