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Dungeons and Dergans

Reni as a dungeon master with Team B, suggested by Glassan!

Reni shrunk herself in size so she'd fit at the table.

Feel free to suggest other bad D&D ideas in place of Zen's.

See also: TK D&D 

Dungeons and Dergans

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Sythe: "I shift into my feral form!" *poof!...is a Nibb*

Duke of J

I.... Need this series.

Injoma

Uh...yeah I got nothin

ThirdKind

LOL! “I don’t care what the size of the room is. I. Cast. Fireball!”

KaiserDunk

Now we need to see a Bard Zen Sketch. Lets make this happen people!!!

Elijah Jackson

Playing with a group of friends once a couple of us tried, and slightly succeeded in seducing an earth elemental... Our DM didn't really let it affect the combat, but played along a little bit with the descriptions :)

Saberbeam

Maybe Nibbly and Sythe work as a team? He has all the luck with rolls and Nibbly handles the decisions and roleplaying? :D

Saberbeam

Probably a bard Rogue moltey class

Onyx Dragon 388

Must be playing a bard.

G

10x10 hallway: "I CAST FIREBALL!!"

William Mitchell

I've seen this one before. I almost have to drop the dialogue for the gag on this one. Reni: <i>Wait, what?</i> Zen: "You heard me, I want to seduce the dragon!" Sythe: "Masks, have mercy." Reni: <i>Uh, fine. Roll and see what happens.</i> She then proceeds to glance over her notes behind the screen. She and the red-haired fighter had brainstormed this happening ahead of time. *Zen rolls* Zen jumps up in triumph. "Yes! Natural 20!" Reni's jaw then cracks an ear-to-ear grin. Red spots this and also smiles broadly, but only nods. Reni: <i>The dragon grows to its maximum height saying, "Your insult will only grant you a swifter death!" Roll for initiative!</i> Zen: "Wait, what? I rolled a nat 20!" Red: "You did, but that only guarantees success in combat." He then rolls his own d20 to figure out initiative, and is not disappointed in the roll, for once. Raine: "Is it too late to run away?"

RivCA

I need more of these...so many possibilities! (Nice callback to Barbarian Raine on her character sheet BTW)

CrimsonQuill086

Wait, where the hell is Nibbly's charakter sheet?!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Translation: I want to die with miserable death!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

I would like to split the party

Hunter Schleich

I wouldn't be surprised if she had some repressed anger to channel. Besides, that team would be super squishy if she were a wizard.

Cliff Warden

I read that as "I attempt to seduce the dungeon" at first and found it way too funny

AlisterTX

Must have been shopping at Squirrelmart

Roughlandin

Reni is cutest DM. Would something, something... dungeon her dragon any day! Also, I hope Raine brought enough Chips or Whatever to share with the whole table. :p Great job as always, Tom! Congrats, Glassan!

Roughlandin

Red: "She's gonna destroy us, right?" Sythe: "She's definitely gonna destroy us"

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Reni: "It works!" Zen: "But I didn't even roll for it yet." Reni: "Oh... R-Right. Reh-heh." *Blushy.* Zen: "...I rolled a 6." Reni: "It... still works!" Zen: "Nice!"

Roughlandin

Reni: "Wait, come again?" Zen: "You heard me. I attempt to seduce the dragon!" Sythe (vetran D&amp;D): "Sigh... I warned you, but you didn't listen" Maren: "Can I take his stuff" Zen: "Hey!" Red: "Maren, we're team!" Zen: "Thank you-" Red: "We take his stuff equally" Zen: "Go to hell" Raine: "Zen, think about it. You, bard on level 2, want to seduce THE DRAGON" Zen: "So?" Raine: "I give up" Karen: "You can do it Zen!" Zen: "At least one person is optimistic" Reni: "You have to roll 20" Red: "There's no way" Sythe: "You've never played D&amp;D, haven't you?" Zen: "D20!!!" ... Reni: "You succesfully seduce the dragon" Zen: "Woo-hoo!" Reni: "Rolls constitution check" Zen: "Wh-what?" Reni: "Dragon is called Nora"

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Another ship joins to Twokinds fleet!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

On a natural 20, a sadistic DM would make the dragon a violent stalker with a crush and give him too much of a good thing.

KaiserDunk

Hahahahahaha

coredumperror

Cant say I wouldnt do the same

Lex

Zen then rolls the dice and fails to seduce the dragon. Also, I really like the name of the chips they're eating "Chips or Whatever"

DiDiDi-X

I attempt to marry or propose to the dragon

Xeidler Trayling

Never underestimate the power of a Nat. 20 ;p

Richard V.

What have you done? Now you've awakened a new ship for fans to jump on!

AlaricLives87

Reni- "Okay. Roll a dex save." Zen-"a dex save? Why?" Reni- "its a male dragon"

Aucere

Fricking wolf bards...

JasonAW3

And that's how the game devolved into anarchy xD. Great work, Tom! P.S. Red's clearly making progress, choosing Fighter-woman rather than Fighter-man. :V

Glassan

Oh I thought that was bard, looking at it again i see it's wizard.

Nate_G

Of course it has to be a bard, and Zen. Bards are typecast!

Peter Lyon

So we got: Bard Zen, Druid Sythe, Barbarian Raine and... Sorcerer Karen, Wizard Maren and Fighter Red?

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Wait, what?

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Reni isn't good DM, but that's ok. It's her first game

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

the bards or sorcerers? i'd probably choose to be a sorcerer so i can magic and choose bard to entertain people and myself when i have time to spare

silver dragonia

maybe you could tell him to say: i'd love to cuddle with the dragon maybe she'd blush a little more with that

silver dragonia

Bards are probably the only reason sorcerers exist. They are the only ones horny enough to lay a dragon not slay it.

K_D Lawrence

i do hope there's others who'd play this with me i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks and i hope someone else orders dinner i'd pitch in to pay for some of it and is that miss nibbly i see besides zen?

silver dragonia

Zen really needs to work on his pickup lines.

Ordithus

maybe becouse she thinks him as her close friend? maybe if she considers me as her friend of any kind i'd try to make it as flirtiouse as possible in a teasing matter

silver dragonia

i'm sure we could try this with some of the guys if they're up for a game and i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks while we play and who should be choose as headmaster? maybe reni or raine? i'd vote for reni as she looks lovely

silver dragonia

Nice callback to the Barbarian Raine sketch. EDIT: And the Druid Sythe sketch, almost forgot that one.

Jackie

Lv 2 and already encountering a dragon

Ender_Mage17

Of course the bard wants to seduce the dragon. It's always the bard.

Inu-Chan

Interesting character choice for Raine.

Pretorian

I love the look everyone is giving him, Especially Reni! 🤣

Mediawatcher

Natani: Yes! I get to roll stealth! *rolls* Keith: I don’t think a 1 is very good.

Shirokami Shijisa


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