Dad Jokes
Added 2021-11-10 19:34:54 +0000 UTCTrace gets his hands on a joke book, and having no memories, these jokes are literally the funniest things he's ever heard, much to the dismay of everyone around him. Doesn't help that he usually gets them wrong. Suggested by Stonebreaker639!
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Relax, Flora, he's just training for when the baby comes.
Jsbugatti
2021-11-12 03:52:51 +0000 UTCRemember; a good pun is itโs own reword.
KaiserDunk
2021-11-11 18:31:25 +0000 UTCCould be worse. It could be the mammoth book of tasteless jokes (best $15 I ever spent)
Cliff Warden
2021-11-11 10:49:12 +0000 UTCReminds me slightly of my own dad. In his youth he was described as the biggest playboy ever. But when mom got pregnant with me he did a full 180 and became the biggest softie ever, and part of that change was that he learned every dad joke ever written XD
The Great Heathen King
2021-11-11 05:05:19 +0000 UTCYay! Pregnant flora is back!
YUH Fox
2021-11-11 02:57:52 +0000 UTCNoooo!!! Lol
Onyx Dragon 388
2021-11-11 01:08:13 +0000 UTCI think I prefer murder-y Trace over this. Mercy! Flora tried so hard, too...
Ordithus
2021-11-10 23:54:33 +0000 UTCCome on Flora dont be so catty...๐
ThirdKind
2021-11-10 23:28:04 +0000 UTCNatani: "I hope you know YOU'RE the one who's going to be carrying it for the next 9 months." Keith: "W-What? HOW?!" Natani: "...I will find a way."
Roughlandin
2021-11-10 23:24:37 +0000 UTCHe also needs to have a riding lawn mower, and a project he swears will get done by this winter, but continues to put off because the parts haven't arrived yet.
Trenton Bushnell
2021-11-10 23:04:05 +0000 UTCMeanwhile, in next room: Natani: "Ten gold that she'll cut this book for pieces in this week" Raine: "And I thought that Templar Trace was awful" Red: "His old jokes were worse, believe me" Keith: *chukles* Red: "What's so funny K?" Keith: "You didn't hear Trace? He's funny" ..... Raine: "Keith... Are you ok? Do you suffer some brain injury?" Keith: "Wha- No!" Red: "..." *realise* "Oh no..." Natani: "You know what's wrong with him?" Red: "Keith is cursed" Raine: "What kind of curse?!" Red: "Curse of being father. Finding dad jokes funny is first sign" Natani: "No... NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Red: "I thought you will be more happy" Keith: "Don't worry. Nat just realise that means no alcohol"
Kapลan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-10 22:19:03 +0000 UTCSo hilarious, yet natural. H-how?!
Kapลan Sekty Pieczarek
2021-11-10 21:45:36 +0000 UTCGood to see Trace fully embracing his dad-ness this early on. Now all he has to do is develop a taste for sports! ...Somebody should tell him about sports. Super cute sketch, Tom! That Trace face is emote worthy. Congrats, Stonebreaker!
Roughlandin
2021-11-10 21:26:55 +0000 UTCTrace: "Hi, Will-Burn-That-Book! I'm Dad!" Flora: "I... What?" Trace, sheepishly: "...I've only read the first page." Flora: *Facepaws*
Roughlandin
2021-11-10 21:24:07 +0000 UTCWhen you start making dad jokes, you a daddy
The Guard LW
2021-11-10 20:48:04 +0000 UTCAwww Flora you are so cute and sexy.
Went Brown
2021-11-10 20:02:43 +0000 UTCThought of the idea when the cast of God of War told dad jokes
StoneBreaker639
2021-11-10 19:53:24 +0000 UTCThis is even better than the stream version! Omg I love everything about this! Give her a minute, Trace; she'll start laughing with you at that joke soon enough xD
ElderScrollsMekkan
2021-11-10 19:41:28 +0000 UTCthe juxtaposition from yesterday's sketch
Terra The Wizard
2021-11-10 19:40:13 +0000 UTCi do wonder how bad or good t he dad jokes are in that book of his
silver dragonia
2021-11-10 19:39:04 +0000 UTCTrace is gonna be a great dad.
DiDiDi-X
2021-11-10 19:38:42 +0000 UTCThis just tickles my funny bone. It'd be fun to have a wholesome miniseries. I'm sure we'll get continued neat stuff from Tom.
David Gipe
2021-11-10 19:38:29 +0000 UTCThis is hilarous
Jasonfax
2021-11-10 19:38:08 +0000 UTCWhen you stretch the patience of even the fun-loving Flora thin, you know you got your money's worth.
AlaricLives87
2021-11-10 19:37:54 +0000 UTCI mean, he may as well start practicing them; gonna need those jokes sooner or later.
Grey Rellik
2021-11-10 19:36:36 +0000 UTCWe really went from genocidal trace to dad joke trace
Mediawatcher
2021-11-10 19:36:17 +0000 UTCPerfect
Cookie Dragon
2021-11-10 19:36:09 +0000 UTC
