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Blood Drive for a Vampire

Vampire Kat gets her much needed blood from her fans, suggested by DarthKeidran!

Blood Drive for a Vampire

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Desert/Afternoon-snack/Imminent-Vampire-Groom

DarthKeidran

Thank you. It’s been a year or so in the making actually. I’m glad Tom chose it (which ironically happens more often than not, The exception being “Funeral for a tablet” which I threw in the ring as a joke suggestion, but it won).

DarthKeidran

All the sips got there wish

Onyx Dragon 388

Why is Eric tied to a chair in the background?

KaiserDunk

The cute fangs of blood-sucking cute!

Ordithus

She is so cute.

Went Brown

Yo, DarthKeidran. I’m proud of you, my friend! This was an excellent idea!

Emperor Rattius Lloyd Fathom

We have assembled in her time of need.

HunterPercival

Yooooo, how do you embed pictures in the comments? 👀

ThingsAreMoving

Her vampire teefs! :3 :D

CrRAR

<b>STORY-REPLY™</b> Me: No problem. I’ll bring you to Mekkan any… oh no! He found me! Look, I gotta run. If I don’t come back I hope that you enjoy your new life on Mekkan. Rick: Get him Morty! *burp* That portal gun is too dangerous in his hands! *burp* He’s brought too many people into this dimension. Morty: Ah, alright Rick. Um, but they all look so happy. Rick: That’s just an effect of this dimension Morty, *burp* let’s go.

DarthKeidran

Heya! ...Hughl. ... Uh... I had a... thing. Buh... But I kinda... don't member. Feelin a lil... loopsy. Eh... Anybody got OJ? Normally there's, like... OJ and cookies at these drive thingies... right? Anyway, gratis, Darth. Nice Tom, job. ...Imma go siddown.

Roughlandin

I mean, aside from the implications from Eric being tied up, there isn’t much that can go horny with this one.

DarthKeidran

I know. Tom always does a great job with these emotion driven ones.

DarthKeidran

The original Vampire Kat sketch got colored, and if I remember right, she was also wearing this dress. At least with her hunger sated you don’t have to worry about her “kissing” back.

DarthKeidran

Kat: I once was the servant, now I am the master. Eric: Only a Master of Vampires Kat. Bite me down and I shall become more powerful than you can imagine.

DarthKeidran

You are correct. He found himself accidentally biking through a Rick &amp; Mitty portal and landed in our world with Nibbly. Unless someone helps him, the pair will soon be on the run from the authorities because Nibbly obliterated one hunter that was going to kill sythe in front of his friend.

DarthKeidran

Alas. It was a fan arrived from our world who did the “aggressive negotiations” not Vamp!Kat. After all, she’s too nice.

DarthKeidran

That’s what I was going for in my suggestion (only a handful of my suggestions are outright serious)

DarthKeidran

I knocked out Rick and stole his portal gun. Does that mean you’d like me to send you to this interdimensional blood drive?

DarthKeidran

<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> <i>A few hours of other donations and moving everything into the Castle’s magic storeroom later…</i> Eric: Halp! I need an Adult! Vamp!Kat: I am an adult. *licks her lips as she encroaches on her soon to be vampire groom* <i>Knocking from the door</i> Vamp!Kat: *sighs* I thought I had “Do Not Disturb” hung up. *goes to the door* Eric: *sigh of relief* Investigator!Mike: I apologize that I’m interrupting you… Miss, Kathrin. I’ve been sent here on behalf of Vaughan Trading Co to Investigate the disappearance of their owner, Eric Vaughan because they are aware of your infatuation with him. Do you care if I look around? Vamp!Kat: No, feel free to look anywhere. But first, I really must introduce you to some of my other guests. They say they’re from this place called “Earth”. Investigator!Mike: Oh, I haven’t heard of that city. This will be interesting. <i>Meanwhile…</i> Mysterious!Person: Are you Eric Vaughan? Eric: She’s gonna eat me! Mysterious!Person: More like “Kiss” you, but I need to be the first she kisses, so it’s your lucky day. *unties Eric who begins bolting for the door* Come with me if you want to live. *arrives at a balcony overhanging the lake* Eric: Wait, this isn’t the front door, what gives. Mysterious!Person: *Yeets Eric into the lake* She’s mine, so stay away! Eric: *splashes down* Gah. Thanks for saving me, but was that necessary? Also, it was one of you crazy new people that whacked me over the head and brought me here. Mysterious!Person: *hurries back to Vamp!Kat’s quarters and tied himself to the chair* Vamp!Kat: At least they don’t send mobs with pitchforks anymore. Now, where were… who are you? Mysterious!Person: Hello! How did I get here? I’ll gladly be your groom Miss Kat. The Watcher: <img src="https://pics.me.me/well-that-escalated-quickly-quick-meme-com-19310781.png">

DarthKeidran

she looks lovely in that dress and she is also incredibly cute i wish i could hug her maybe also give her a cheeky kiss

silver dragonia

Surprisingly wholesome

Jason

Seeing her happy and smiling is the most adorable thing ever. And poor Eric is just tied in the back.

DiDiDi-X

It does, but I don't remember the half-life unless frozen

Kyle Cope

My, how the tables have turned for Eric...

Wilford B. Wolf

Does blood spoil like food? I'm curious.

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

I'm surprised Sythe wasn't bicycling on by but then again... he'd probably avoid the bike path through a cemetery to some ghoulish castle inhabited by a VampireKat.

AlaricLives87

We must provide for our adorable, blood-sucking cutie. She already has it so hard with Eric ignoring her. I see she has had to resort to "aggressive negotiations" to get him to "agree" to "donate"...

OnlineDeviant

This is just the right balance of cute and silly for me. 🥰

Techdragon

anything for lovely Kat

OnkelInferno


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