Re-Life Premiums
Added 2021-02-21 17:01:00 +0000 UTCTurns out, staying alive is expensive! Suggested by BaconCopter
Sequel to Driving with Willow
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OAY?
RivCA
2021-02-23 01:13:56 +0000 UTCAnd saved sum time
Onyx Dragon 388
2021-02-22 14:34:50 +0000 UTCShould have called The General....
Estragon
2021-02-21 23:18:27 +0000 UTCHer natural job would be tour guide. Buti have a feeling that won't make her much money
Cliff Warden
2021-02-21 23:00:41 +0000 UTCthanks god, there is Proper Healthcare without needing overpriced insurance in other country :'D
Kaija
2021-02-21 22:05:35 +0000 UTCYou get all the thumbs up 😂👍👍👍👍👍👍
Saberbeam
2021-02-21 21:10:29 +0000 UTCMight need to find an afterlife job to keep up with the costs
Desmond Fallout
2021-02-21 18:10:39 +0000 UTCAnd then it turns out her employer switched re-life insurace companies right while she was in themiddleof a claim so now it takes 3 tmes as long to get a simple ressurection covered... -_-
cpttails
2021-02-21 17:44:31 +0000 UTCIf they keep this up, Willow might have to get a job to help cover the cost of rent. Hmm... I wonder what kind of job a Fae would be good at? Probably not anything to do with finding stuff or giving directions, lol! A weird but cute concept, Tom. Great work as always!
Roughlandin
2021-02-21 17:38:17 +0000 UTCLaura: "If only there was a way to get the most out of my Re-life policy without having to pay more!" Good news, Laura! Thanks to Faemer's Re-life Fatal Accident Forgiveness Plan, there is! Laura: "Ah! W-who said that?!" Willow: "I don't know, Laura. But whatever you do, don't panic! Otherwise your rates will just keep going up!" Don't worry, Willow! Because with our Fatal Accident Forgiveness Plan's new Mortal Grace Period, people like Laura who suffer more than one fatal accident within a single 48 hour period don't have to worry about unnecessary premium increases. Laura: "W-who are you? Why are you d-doing this?!" We're doing this because we here at Faemer's recognize that sometimes life... and death... can get complicated. Luckily, when you sign up for Faemer's Mortal Grace period, figuring out the cost of your Re-life payment doesn't have to be. Laura: "W-Willow, I'm scared!" Willow: "M-me too!" But thanks to Faemer's, they don't have to be scared about higher Re-life premiums! Laura: "AAH!" Faemer's Re-life Mortal Grace Period. A policy so good... Willow: "AAAAAH!!" ...It's a little bit scary. We are Faemer's.
Roughlandin
2021-02-21 17:34:21 +0000 UTCGuess her policy's accident forgiveness ain't that great, shoulda gotten the next tier up.
Jeebüüs
2021-02-21 17:24:39 +0000 UTCAny price is worth keeping laura alive. She’s too precious
Kinipshun
2021-02-21 17:03:25 +0000 UTCWillow's expression says it all
OnkelInferno
2021-02-21 17:03:08 +0000 UTCThis is why you get it, to make sure you say alive by NOT HAVING TO OAY THE INCREACED PRICE.
Wolf guy
2021-02-21 17:02:30 +0000 UTC
