Windstraw - Drinking Contest
Added 2021-01-13 17:00:04 +0000 UTCWindstraw holds a drinking contest at her bar but is down in one drink, suggested by Mimeo!
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Passionate beer brewer can't hold her own liquor xD
ElderScrollsMekkan
2021-01-13 22:03:23 +0000 UTCHoly hell, that's a heavy cat! My own cats weigh just under six each.
RivCA
2021-01-13 19:46:11 +0000 UTCAh, sweet memories of high school....
Estragon
2021-01-13 18:37:47 +0000 UTC<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> <i>Some time later</i> Amelia: “Attention all patrons. Due to the increase in visits from our smaller counterparts, we’ve implemented a change in our drinking contest.” *confused whispering within the crowd* Amelia: “beginning with next week’s ‘Shots and Steins’, we’ll be weighing each contestant. The winner of the contest will be determined based on the amount of drink per kilo of body weight.” *more confused chatter* Amelia: “Ok. If I, weighing 65 kilos could drink 5 shots before hitting the lumber, and Windstraw, weighing 10 kilos, could down 1 normal sized shot before going down, windstraw would win.” *miscellaneous chatter from crowd, including “No Kidding?” & “Last time Windstraw competed she downed an entire Stein of beer.” & “That wolf only finished 5.” & “I need to step up my drinking game or I’ll never ever win.”* <i>One drinking contest later</i> Amelia: And we’re down to the line. Our very own Windstraw, weighing 10.75 kilos has downed 1 and a half shots, and is very wobbly. Meanwhile, Captain Jenny, weighing 64.5 kilos, has downed 9 shots.” *excited chattering from the crowd* Adira: “Thanks to this wonderful slide calculator that Magpie came up with” we know that if either of them can drink any more they’ll be the, oh! Down they both go.” Jenny: “Hey cuz… lookin kinda *hic* girly today. *hic* 😴” Windstraw: “I’m *hic* Windstraw *hic* who’re you tall, dark and *hic* 💤 .” Adira: “Oh dear. They were both seeing things and passed out. I guess this means it’s a tie! Congratulations Captain Jenny and Windstraw, our new drinking champions!”
DarthKeidran
2021-01-13 18:02:24 +0000 UTCKitty! Aww. At least Windstraw is graceful even in defeat. Remember to always partake in body-size appropriate moderation, everybody. Great work as always, Tom!
Roughlandin
2021-01-13 17:59:02 +0000 UTCThe next morning... Windstraw: "Mrrugh... Bleedin' Basitins, my poor head! Wh-wha... happened last night? Where... am I?" *Windstraw finds herself laying on a large pile of hay in what seems to be a chicken coop, judging from the large amount of terrified and fairly put-out looking chickens huddled in one corner.* Windstraw: "How'd I wind up out here? Hmm... Guess I'll go inside and ask Ameli-OOF!" *She attempts to get up, but is stopped by a large ball and chain shackled to her ankle with the label, "Magpie's Marvelous Merchandise: 'The Wife'."* Windstraw: "What the whiskers is that doing there? Amelia? Amelia!" Amelia: *Muffled cursing and shouting. Kicks open rear door of tavern, sending several parrots, crabs and a very large lizard scurrying outside into the road.* "-ET OUT! Shoo! Grrrrr... When I catch whoever left the riftwall open last night, I'm gonna hang their tail over the bar and use it as a dishrag!" Windstraw: "Uh, mornin' spots. Mind giving me a hand here?" Amelia: "Mind giving ME a hand inside? There's a half-naked fox in there calling himself the King of Basidia who claims YOU'RE his wife, and now he won't leave!" Windstraw: "Claws and paws, what DID I do last night?" Amelia: "I'll tell you what you didn't do. The dishes. Now quit playing with the livestock and come help me evict your new hubby 'the King'." Windstraw: "Mrrrph... Remind me to stick to catnip tea from now on."
Roughlandin
2021-01-13 17:55:19 +0000 UTCAwwwe!
Terrifyingboi
2021-01-13 17:49:28 +0000 UTCYay so cute! Windstraw is the best cat ever!
Mimeo
2021-01-13 17:30:14 +0000 UTCwuh oh, drunk kitty
Terra The Wizard
2021-01-13 17:01:48 +0000 UTCShe's so adorable.
DiDiDi-X
2021-01-13 17:01:16 +0000 UTC
