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Airport Security

Willow gets stopped at the airport, suggested by Starcat13!

Airport Security

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Oof...

Sons of Lorgar

It’s just the jar. You have to put her in a 3.4 ounce bottle.

[NoMiddleInitial]

I will always love anything with Willow in it! Also, Reni

donutguy

Does that universe have Amtrack?

Estragon

So Willow if they separate you from your body then your body is a vegetable right? So how about this we throw your soul in with the rest of the luggage and than diaper your body and give it a coloring book and a sippy cup. Than at the end of the flight we'll reunite your two halfs and you can clean yourself up from there.

Villes Vill

Just walk 30 ft from her Mr officer and I think the rest will be clear.

Villes Vill

And that's how the Twokinds version of Lost started.

Roughlandin

I didn’t meant like that. I wasn’t complaining on Tom. His stuff is epic. I was talking about the jerky airport agent

Victor Kappel

Willow on a flight? They're all doomed.

Ordithus

There also exists people who will throw the world 'racist' around because a person isn't doing what they want or like.

Mīonikoī

There exists people in positions like this who think New Mexico is in Mexico. Knowledge is not the key. The ability to think and escalate it to someone who can examine the situation and make a smart decision is the key.

Thisguy

That feels racist somehow, after all, you would imagine in a world of magical creatures, people working in stuff like that would KNOW about special needs like hers.

Victor Kappel

fuggin crazy that that happened. Its enough of a surprise that they even overbook flights and then kick you off

ChampionOfBagels

Wow, the equivalent of TSA in this world would really, really, suck, LOL.

Kai Elanzo

Airport security is pretty tough and unaccommodating)) A bit sorry for Willow, she's so cute here.

VitAnyaNaked

"I don't make the rules, I just blindly follow them" is a little too close to the mark lmao

Ryan W. Anderson

Willow: That's why Willow prefer to walk. (Shadow Warrior reference)

SCD

lol, poor WIllow

Norvin Fisk

Templar Security Agent: "Oh, I see! So you're saying that this is your body, but the lamp is YOU!" Willow: "Yes! Thank you!" TSA: "Well that clears everything up! ...Unfortunately, I still can't let you board." Willow: "Why in blazes not!?" TSA: "Since you're technically two different entities, policy dictates you'll have to purchase a second ticket." Willow: "But we're the same person! You can't be serious!" TSA: "I'm afraid so, ma'am." Willow: "Grrr... Just check in the lamp, already. The cargo hold can't be much worse than sitting in coach, anyway."

Roughlandin

Don't they get like marked exemptions for 'This is my soul'. Oh, what am I saying, that would be WAY too sensible.

Calvin-Skye

She is so cute and sexy.

Went Brown

Solution: just put her body in the cargo, too. Easy. ;P

Volpethrope

Met that type of guards or workers on train stations waaaay too often..

Kirien Fost

Security Guard: "Ma'am, you are also naked."

AussieBartender

Well, at least they didn't let her on the flight, realize there was a problem, then forcefully remove her by punching her in the face.

G

Waiting for the enhanced security screening here...

Ascender

Really like willow hope to see more of her in the future

Backsport

Vessel. Also, what happens to her if she gets checked while her vessel is sent on the plane?

Pangolinasaur

I can totally see the TSA pulling this. And the lawsuit that followed would be entertaining to see.

Vicroc4

Probably the best out of this week besides kat

ChampionOfBagels

Brace for problems......and maybe a lawsuit.

Wolf guy

wuh oh

Terra The Wizard

Love this. And this is definitely the modern theme with that last speech bubble. It’s sad. 😔

Terrifyingboi


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