Mike and FemMike Meet

“Is he single?” I just lost my cool and the people I’m with are looking at me funny.

LupusK

Mike: Yes he is. Is Evalyn single? FemMike: Yep. Both: ……….SCORE!!!! (they both high five each other)

SCD

“Is he single?” I just about lost it with that one line.

KaiserDunk

<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Mike: Uh… Yeah? Why are you wondering? Michelle: Well… Evalyn’s been a good friend to me ever since Erica’s family captured her. I’m not really into girls, but I still feel like she’s family. Mike: …that’s my problem with Evals. He’s been a real pal, more than anyone I’ve met… as a warning though, He can be kind of a horn ball at times, I was cursed into a girl briefly at the Basidian Islands and he tried blackmailing me into doing a striptease. I kind of felt guilty beating him up the next morning when he woke me up and kept insisting, so I gave in, only for him to start blackmailing me to show him more, but, I forgave him for that because he’s been so important in my life and I don’t know if I should stay in the human lands and become a merchant or join Evals and his family in the Canine lands. Michelle: That happened to me also, only, I became a guy when we were at the island. I, was so worried Evalyn would jump my bones because she horned in on me the same way. I was so worried Mistress Erica would find out and paint me like she did that poor Basitin Doctor, or worse, but, Evalyn, after some teasing me a bit, said she’d help me pretend to be female. Later on Natani Told us she’s been physically male all along, but, that’s still hard to believe. Enough with the walkabout though, is Evals single? Evalyn is, and I’m sure she’d love to meet you. Let's go to the Riftwall tonight, as a group. It'll be fun. Mike: *Blushes while envisioning Evalyn and trying to choose an answer* Michelle: Haha! I thing someone would like to meet Evalyn. <i>One Date Later</i> Evals: Are you sure that Michelle isn't gender-bent and thinks she's a girl? Mike: Yes! Can we talk about Evalyn? She's so gorgeous, should I ask her to sleep with me? I know we just met, but it seems like we just click with each other Evals: *Blushes* Why would you ask me that! That's like asking me if you'd ask me to do stuff with you if I turned into a girl. Mike: *Tapping his foot* Ahem… Evals: Oh, Right, I kind of… wanted to do stuff with you when you were a girl. I suppose it wouldn't be bad, but you should probably hang out with her a bit more first. Mike: OK, and how about you? Are you going to try for first base also, Michelle looks a lot like I did when I was a girl, and she actually asked if you were single, so I'm guessing that right up front she thought in her head that you'd be hot. Judging by her blushing, I think she does think that. <i>A few dates later</i> Mike: Let's get this over with. Rock Paper Scissors to find out who's the first wedding's best man. Mike and Evals: *engage in several games of Rock Paper Scissors, tying each time* Natani: What's this all about? Just get married at the same time for crying out loud. Be each other's best man at the same time for crying out loud. <i>One And A Half Years Later</i> Mike: Hey Michelle, can you help take care of the babies for a bit, Evals and I would like to go out fishing while we're all in town. I'll help watch your kids with Evals later on so that you and Evalyn could go have some fun together also. <u><i>Like <b>Natani Wolf (Sykez Wolf)</b> suggested above, Part Two (Evalyn Meets Evals) and Part Three (Double Date) Everyone! However… let's make it to Part 4: Michelle x Eval's Kids and Mike x Evalyn's kids playing together, with their proud parents looking on.</i></u>

DarthKeidran

And so FemMike starts dating Evals and Mike starts dating Evalyn and they end up making millions from the sitcom based on their story.

Kubulai

I figured people wouldn't get that the grammar joke was intentional.

Roughlandin

FeMike: "So, we're both in agreement that the only reason we're not currently with our Evs is the, uh... gender issue, right?" Mike: "I... guess? Yeah?" FeMike: "And in your version of Mekkan, is it common for freeborn Keidran to have these, um... gender hangups?" Mike: "Not... really. No." FeMike: "...We've been spending too much time around humans, haven't we?" Mike: "Probably. Yeah."

Roughlandin

"... Is he single" Oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kaija

He's been through weirder and worse by now

Cliff Warden

That would be interesting to see.

Estragon

I like the eloquent "uh..." at the end there.

Estragon

Cue shenanigans as FemMike tried to make sure regular Mike gets sent back to her home so she can stay with Evals. (And there was me thinking none of my suggestions would get voted again! ;-p )

Calvin-Skye

Lmao, I love it! XD

Kirien Fost

The happiest couples do say they married their best friend~ This might be the only time someone has met themselves and not proceeded to hug (Raine) or make out (Clovis, Kat, Flora, and probably Keith).

Ordithus

Cue a double date scene with FemMike x Evals and Mike x Evalyn

Wolf guy

Nice, fluffy, dragon-headed cloud flying behind them- oh wait

Silent Thunder

Wait, does this mean Evalyn and Evals are talking to each other somewhere else?

Thorval

My first thought: Now there’s two of them to rub oil on Erilas.

VGR

This sort of inception would scare me shitless. Surprised Mike is taking it so well

Randy Healon

In this case either they call nsider each other the same person or it was error in the script

Daniel Benko

*sounds of Evals snoring nearby in the lifeboat*

CrRAR

I am confused by Fem-Mike's first line of text. She responds to the 'You arn't cursed?' question with 'No, are I?' Is she meant to say 'No, are you?' Or maybe 'No, am I?' I cant decide if she is unsure of who she is or thinking that male Mike is the one having problems.

Neverborn

Part 2: Evalyn meets Evals Part 3: Double date

Natani Wolf

Evals runs into his sister while Evals is gender bent, the highest quality shenanigans ensues!

IvyReed

What? Heresy! Everyone knows it's Dude Kat and Fem Mike!

Customaera

Heck yeah

"Is he single?" 🤣

WereKeidran

This confirms my theory that Evals and Mike should/ will get together at one point. My headcannon is that Evals will also have some genderbent action and they will rotate genders every once in a while :P

Obsidian

Fem Mike is freaking cute

Norvin Fisk

Someone needs to suggest a part 2 of this sketch.

DiDiDi-X

Evals x Mike stories coming up in 3... 2...

Shiloh Fox