Battle of the Tavern Owners
Added 2019-08-31 16:01:00 +0000 UTC
Maren and Adira have a contest, suggested by Ordithus!
There are 2 possible outcomes. 1, Adira wins. 2, Nibbly wins.
Lexio
2019-09-09 14:58:57 +0000 UTC
No pun intended?
Stephen Gilberg
2019-09-06 20:44:36 +0000 UTC
I went to vote....and my brain seized up. >.O
okami-zero
2019-09-03 02:46:10 +0000 UTC
Ah-Di-Rah! Ah-Di-Rah!
DarthKeidran
2019-09-02 12:05:57 +0000 UTC
When big chungus wearing realistic man mask walks in.
LadyDragoness Serpant
2019-09-02 00:19:58 +0000 UTC
https://strawpoll.com/7fc2d1cy I'm Total-Vote #37. Make sure you vote and let Tom know about this so he can do a Sequel.
Patrick Horton
2019-09-01 23:13:28 +0000 UTC
So long as it's not shedding season...
The Sexy Beast
2019-09-01 16:30:19 +0000 UTC
Tom will probably draw one of them beating the shit out of the other one after the winner is announced lmao
Bill Crye the Violence Guy
2019-09-01 15:54:57 +0000 UTC
I definitely want to see the results of this one.
RivCA
2019-09-01 15:19:34 +0000 UTC
We're biased, but also, they are serving Customers in Edinmire, Adria's Hometurf.
Patrick Horton
2019-09-01 14:21:48 +0000 UTC
Sorry buuuut I'd prefur to be served by a snow leopard
Galaxytgw
2019-09-01 13:07:29 +0000 UTC
I think most of us here are.
Inglorious Bastard
2019-09-01 09:45:35 +0000 UTC
Mardira is not a ship, it's a late pub night. And copious amounts of tipping ...
Torbjörn Larsson
2019-09-01 06:39:23 +0000 UTC
My money's on Adira (though admittedly I am biased).
Heresy
2019-09-01 06:18:47 +0000 UTC
*Duel of the fates plays in the background *
RacingEevee
2019-09-01 04:28:55 +0000 UTC
Adira: As you were saying. (her jar is full of tip money)
Maren: Aw, I knew I should have wore that damn collar!
SCD
2019-09-01 03:54:50 +0000 UTC
Woah... um, well then. Guess I'll have to eat out more often...
hippiewerewolf
2019-09-01 00:36:03 +0000 UTC
I love me a snowmew, but Maren rocks that dress amazingly
Spartan277
2019-09-01 00:09:26 +0000 UTC
Adira for sure.
Raine Cheetah
2019-08-31 23:33:28 +0000 UTC
Plus a plush luxurious tail~.
Markius Fox
2019-08-31 23:32:23 +0000 UTC
So long as neither of them leaves hair in my drink...
McClaw
2019-08-31 23:11:51 +0000 UTC
All my coins on Adira!
Mari Fox
2019-08-31 22:54:42 +0000 UTC
Adira has the bigger and better butt, game over for Maren.
MoppyPuppy
2019-08-31 21:54:12 +0000 UTC
Oh damn it’s freaking on, adira is having none of it lol
metalman20
2019-08-31 21:04:39 +0000 UTC
Unfair for Maren
Michael Hunt
2019-08-31 20:47:44 +0000 UTC
Since I love balance I'll give both of them 50 cents
MiDoFox
2019-08-31 20:46:42 +0000 UTC
Just to clarify: you’re talking about giving her money, right?
VGR
2019-08-31 20:18:53 +0000 UTC
That outfit belongs on Maren, wow! Lovely ladies ♡ Maren would get my tip, no surprise there. Thanks Tom!<br>Maren has failed to understand the love for fuzzy people before.
Ordithus
2019-08-31 19:31:22 +0000 UTC
She did own a tavern, but it ended up getting destroyed in a battle and she was deemed an enemy of the state for helping Sythe.
Golden Gears
2019-08-31 18:56:05 +0000 UTC
I don't mind who wins, go get em
Keith Keiser
2019-08-31 18:45:20 +0000 UTC
Maren owns a tavern??
coredumperror
2019-08-31 18:21:43 +0000 UTC
This is my idea. Tip them both, equally, so that the battle escalates. 😸
Travis9x
2019-08-31 18:17:56 +0000 UTC
GO ADIRA GO!!!!
SqueaklesMcFinn
2019-08-31 18:14:03 +0000 UTC
https://strawpoll.com/7fc2d1cy to vote
Okamiiiiiiiii
2019-08-31 18:12:41 +0000 UTC
At the end of the night...
Maren: "Wait a second. My tip count's not adding up. This can't be right. You... you cheated!"
Adira: "I admit it. I'm sorry."
Maren: "This still doesn't make any sense! If you cheated, why do I have MORE money than I should?"
Adira: "My jar filled up about midway through the night. I didn't have anywhere else to put it, so I threw the extra in yours."
Maren: "You cheated... by ADDING money to my jar? Why?"
Adira: "I didn't want you to feel bad. I had an unfair advantage. It's my tavern. The people here known me better. They're more comfortable with me, even the humans. You shouldn't have to work harder for the same tips just because you're new here."
Maren: "I... Thank you?"
Adira: "Don't mention it. Either way, I made sure I still had a little more at the end of the night, so I still win! Now to the matter at hand... my prize."
Maren: "We... never did decide what the prize for winning would be, did we? Um... do you want the rest of my tips?"
Adira: "Oh, I've a few ideas about that. Let me go put Maeve to bed first. After that, I'm sure we can work... something out... between the two of us. But you can keep your tips. Who knows, play your cards right and you might even pick up a couple more before the night is over..."
Maren: *Blushes*
Roughlandin
2019-08-31 17:31:39 +0000 UTC
Yes
Mathieu Northway
2019-08-31 17:26:57 +0000 UTC
I'd tip them both. What currency would you like $,€,£,¥,₩, Denarius, Drachma, or Aureus?
Aurum Lupus
2019-08-31 17:12:32 +0000 UTC
Not to mention if she gets her daughter to use that hyper cuteness of hers lol
Darkwolf
2019-08-31 17:08:22 +0000 UTC
Or some "Wonderwall" 😏😉.
Aurum Lupus
2019-08-31 17:05:56 +0000 UTC
Mama cat has this without issue. You just can't compete with fluffy cat charm
Greywolf
2019-08-31 16:43:34 +0000 UTC
Could always 'even the playing field' and have her turned into cat-maren =D
Tharkis
2019-08-31 16:26:36 +0000 UTC
1 vote for adira, I need me some riftwall in my life
Quite Possibly a Sombrero
2019-08-31 16:10:03 +0000 UTC
Adira has years of experience serving humans that Maren might not be aware of, plus she seems like someone who would be more attuned to what a customer wants/needs.
The Sexy Beast
2019-08-31 16:09:45 +0000 UTC
You'd be surprised how people appreciate someone who can fire back
Quite Possibly a Sombrero
2019-08-31 16:09:02 +0000 UTC
Mmmm this one is tricky...both ladies are 10's. Think I'm going with Maren. Adira is showing some nice leg, but Maren's bare shoulders and cleavage...yeah it's close but I'm tipping Maren
DNMZ
2019-08-31 16:06:42 +0000 UTC
That would actually be a hilarious follow-up comic, Maeve, Karen, and Maddie win the competition.
The Sexy Beast
2019-08-31 16:06:05 +0000 UTC
Maren looks good an all, but Adira wins, because nothing can compete with that fur coat. Plus, maren isn't exactly the nicest person
deffinitelynobody
2019-08-31 16:04:26 +0000 UTC
Can we have a contest or poll to see who wins? Please?
InkFire
2019-08-31 16:04:06 +0000 UTC
Well that escalated quick, in less than a minute over 10 comments xD
Project #11
2019-08-31 16:03:54 +0000 UTC
I vote #TeamMaeve!
TheRagingRedfox
2019-08-31 16:03:40 +0000 UTC
Nothing like a bout of friendly competition to make or break a relationship XD
Sons of Lorgar
2019-08-31 16:03:26 +0000 UTC
I now really want to see the results to this in a sequel
DarkWolfElite
2019-08-31 16:03:07 +0000 UTC
Maren, you play a dangerous game ~ 8D
Kaija
2019-08-31 16:03:01 +0000 UTC
I’m going team Adira!
Mediawatcher
2019-08-31 16:02:50 +0000 UTC
I vote for Adira
Project #11
2019-08-31 16:02:35 +0000 UTC
And eat all of their's delicious foods/drinks.
2019-08-31 16:02:32 +0000 UTC
Really.
Wolf guy
2019-08-31 16:02:22 +0000 UTC
Vote for Adria
Mike
2019-08-31 16:02:16 +0000 UTC
I rather give both of them all of my money.
2019-08-31 16:02:11 +0000 UTC