Totally Nuts
Added 2018-09-11 17:31:47 +0000 UTC
Nibbly meets her true husbando, suggested by TorqueEmUp!
I don't know why, but this kinda reminds me of the Nut Job movie
wayne sampson
2025-02-06 21:37:06 +0000 UTC
<b>@Supreme Leader Porg</b> Things have just been really busy so I have been quite delayed in my comments. Katsassin is done and I’ll finish Evelyn’s twins and draconic balance in a short while.
DarthKeidran
2018-09-16 19:39:13 +0000 UTC
<b>@Zen Magi</b> got that one done for you.
DarthKeidran
2018-09-16 19:34:55 +0000 UTC
hope we are getting an story comment at the one with Kat Assassin
Zen Magi
2018-09-16 18:44:34 +0000 UTC
Three shalt be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. <br> “One, Two, Five”
Supreme Leader Porg
2018-09-16 13:45:18 +0000 UTC
<i>Coconuts slamming together intensifies</i>
Supreme Leader Porg
2018-09-16 13:41:29 +0000 UTC
Yay, story comments are kinda back. I was starting to wonder if things were still okay for you
Supreme Leader Porg
2018-09-16 05:10:38 +0000 UTC
Holy grail ... In reference to the holy hand grenade. (five is right out.)
Ed Corulli aka DragonAmongUs
2018-09-15 16:41:10 +0000 UTC
1. Hes a miniature giant space hamster.
2. THE TECHIQUE OF KICKING EVIL IN ITS BUTT WORKS FOR EVERYONE!!!
Greywolf
2018-09-14 04:32:50 +0000 UTC
Sadly it didn't break, because it's made out of plastic.
SCD
2018-09-14 04:27:18 +0000 UTC
But Boo is a Giant Space Hamster!
Adamas
2018-09-14 04:05:27 +0000 UTC
Keidranified Nibbly and the Peanut Grail
DarthKeidran
2018-09-13 04:49:34 +0000 UTC
Thou shalt attempt to open the holy nut jar not once, but three times. When thou counteth to three, thou shalt relinquish the holy nut jar to thine significant other, who shalt open the holy nut jar with ease. Amen
Quiz time… name the movie i parodied a reference of! (Hint: The item of the subject scene is referenced in Ready Player One)
DarthKeidran
2018-09-13 04:48:36 +0000 UTC
Same as my last comment. Sorry for failure to story. Things have been hectic.
<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b>
The next morning…
Sythe: “Nibs! Nibs!
*finds Nibbly*
“Nibbly! Are you alright girl? Speak to me?”
Nibbly: “<a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/halloween-15341838">Do what you must. I have already won.</a>”
Sythe: “Why did you do this to yourself!? I had all day planned out.
Let’s get you moving to get things flowing.”
*helps Nibbly on her feet*
Nibbly: *Squeaks In squirrel instead of speaks human*
~Ahm Hic! ahlraht. Hic!~
*looses balance and winds up going deadweight on Sythe*
Sythe: “Dang It! Don’t pass out on me now! We need to get you moving.”
Nibbly (tripping out on a peanut overdose): {“It’s Hic! the Pro-Hic!-tein.}
Sythe: “What!?
Ok. We’re just gonna get you to a doctor instead.”
DarthKeidran
2018-09-13 04:45:31 +0000 UTC
I just looked the up, the average lifespan in the Middle Ages was 31. Now that may be because they had a lot die early, but I would say that 70 would be a stretch for average Middle Ages lifespan.
Supreme Leader Porg
2018-09-13 02:53:04 +0000 UTC
He’s a she dummy
Wolf guy
2018-09-13 00:47:49 +0000 UTC
*Zelda music!*
ElderScrollsMekkan
2018-09-12 19:17:00 +0000 UTC
Scythe: Go for the nuts, nibs!
Nibs:*halfway into enemy pants* arrf
Scythe:..Errr, on second thought, we better stick with boo's Version
Greywolf
2018-09-12 17:30:18 +0000 UTC
XP
Glitch
2018-09-12 14:58:23 +0000 UTC
Hard to guess, cookies maybe?
2018-09-12 14:53:17 +0000 UTC
What is the other 2%? xP
Chill the Dragon
2018-09-12 14:05:24 +0000 UTC
i just checked, and it said that the human lifespan is approximately 65 at worst and 120 at the very best, so in other words, a human lifespan is 80+
and in the twokinds story it's 60 to 80 or in other words, in twokinds a human lifespan is approximately 70- like in the middle-ages it was 60 to 70.
maxim v
2018-09-12 13:12:10 +0000 UTC
Should Sythe be jealous?
Josh McJunkin
2018-09-12 12:43:52 +0000 UTC
OH GOD ............ The holy nut jar ; Nibbly got the power ^_^
Panther
2018-09-12 11:36:28 +0000 UTC
SuperNibbly - that is a nut job! / Abilities: Can leap into a tree with a single bound. Fluffy. Nut vision.
Torbjörn Larsson
2018-09-12 06:41:58 +0000 UTC
"I've got a jar of nuuuuts, I've got a jar of nuuuuuuts, and guess what's inside it!"
Glitch
2018-09-12 05:45:00 +0000 UTC
IM ABOUT TO NUT!!!!
OneFluffyBoi
2018-09-12 04:22:43 +0000 UTC
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xISEnAhfynI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xISEnAhfynI</a>
Cha11engerD
2018-09-12 04:10:56 +0000 UTC
So dose this that mr nibby is a kedran
Luckysniper2424
2018-09-12 03:50:30 +0000 UTC
Sweet. I get both a bubbly sketch and a comic page for the night before my birthday. Awesome!
Supreme Leader Porg
2018-09-12 03:08:08 +0000 UTC
Middle Ages was like 40. Keidran are 20ish to 30 I believe. And modern for us is like 80 to 100 average (although it is rising)
Supreme Leader Porg
2018-09-12 03:06:50 +0000 UTC
Ba dum tss
Supreme Leader Porg
2018-09-12 03:05:27 +0000 UTC
Lol
Supreme Leader Porg
2018-09-12 03:05:06 +0000 UTC
I think scrat was his name. He is low key the best character in ice age
Supreme Leader Porg
2018-09-12 03:04:44 +0000 UTC
Squirrel’s do love any nuts they can put their paws on.😏
Muddypaws
2018-09-12 02:54:34 +0000 UTC
The fabled Grail of Planters! Said to grant the wielder more nuts than one could ever store for winter!
Sylvrwolflol
2018-09-12 02:30:17 +0000 UTC
It's like she's discovered the Holy Grail of nuts lol
Darkwolf
2018-09-12 02:24:08 +0000 UTC
so in other words, in twokinds' world, a human's lifespan is the same as in the middle-ages time era?
even with magic?...
maxim v
2018-09-12 00:54:52 +0000 UTC
She must learn the secret art of OPPOSABLE THUMBS...
okami-zero
2018-09-12 00:17:34 +0000 UTC
*enthusiastic gnawing begins*
CrRAR
2018-09-12 00:02:18 +0000 UTC
Mrs. Nibbly: Squeak! (Yay! I finally got the jar of mixed nuts, NOW HOW DO I OPEN THIS DAMN THING!)
SCD
2018-09-11 23:56:16 +0000 UTC
Unless it's different in Twokinds, the average human life span is about 60 to 80, and I believe Keidran lifespans are about 20 to 30.
Patrick Johnson
2018-09-11 23:43:35 +0000 UTC
a Squirrel for a Keidran,
is the same as a cat or a dog for a Human.
maxim v
2018-09-11 23:14:55 +0000 UTC
what is the lifespan of a Human? 100 to 120?
now what is it for Keidran? 30 years? 40?
well, a Squirrel's lifespan is 4 to 11 years, so yeah... :/
maxim v
2018-09-11 23:09:17 +0000 UTC
One was a-salted!
Beanus Maxamilus
2018-09-11 23:01:34 +0000 UTC
Two peanuts walked down a road...
Beanus Maxamilus
2018-09-11 23:01:08 +0000 UTC
migh not be the place to talk about it but karen really stepped in it with maddy.
Capt Jack
2018-09-11 23:00:18 +0000 UTC
Ms Nibbly's Holy Grail has been found.😁
Alto135
2018-09-11 22:39:54 +0000 UTC
Mixed nut mixes tend to be bulked with peanuts because they're comparatively cheap.
steelabjur
2018-09-11 22:24:37 +0000 UTC
That is the joke!
Khalandar
2018-09-11 21:39:17 +0000 UTC
That's a lot of nuts!!!
Zarknorg Greenscale
2018-09-11 21:17:01 +0000 UTC
Mostly just here to argue semantics on this... But isn't "Mixed nuts" with 98% peanuts just "Peanuts with a little bit of other stuff thrown in"?
Drayco84
2018-09-11 21:12:29 +0000 UTC
Must... hide... them...
Night_Meaty22
2018-09-11 20:52:39 +0000 UTC
This sketch reminds me a little of Ice Age movie squirrel... 🤔 Love it anyway. 👍❤
David
2018-09-11 20:39:30 +0000 UTC
they are both nuts
Zen Magi
2018-09-11 19:57:16 +0000 UTC
XD
WhiteGlint211
2018-09-11 19:28:45 +0000 UTC
<a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ruZ7zad8g" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ruZ7zad8g</a>
You'll all understand why I posted this lol. Wait until the part where his son sees the cakes XD
Bardolf Snowolf
2018-09-11 19:05:42 +0000 UTC
That's just nuts... 😉
The Sexy Beast
2018-09-11 18:35:19 +0000 UTC
Leggu mah legumes~
CrRAR
2018-09-11 18:30:21 +0000 UTC
Is that Nibs turned somewhat into a Keidran, or a large, wingless Fidget?
Dimensional
2018-09-11 18:08:30 +0000 UTC
He's not all that fit, Nibbly's husband of must be some pampered 'inside' squirrel.
MoppyPuppy
2018-09-11 18:00:29 +0000 UTC
Her true husband is Sythe ^^
Natani Wolf
2018-09-11 17:49:24 +0000 UTC
Oh her husband's nuts are really gonna give her a mouthful hehe
DNMZ
2018-09-11 17:48:08 +0000 UTC
anyone else hear the LoZ item get music?
Drago Whooves
2018-09-11 17:47:53 +0000 UTC
Is it murder for to eat this husband?
Kyle Kowalchuk
2018-09-11 17:47:00 +0000 UTC
Man I would do the same thing with Nutella and make it my waifu
DiDiDi-X
2018-09-11 17:45:32 +0000 UTC
So did she dig them up in the kitchen? Did she know she had a giant jar full of nuts in the kitchen? Why is she so supprised then? Is it even her jar? Did she put it there and just forget about it? Does she even behave like a Keidran or is she just running around on all fours frantically searching for food all day? I'm so confused ...
2018-09-11 17:40:42 +0000 UTC
Contains gluten and lactose :v
Futrzasty Mefju
2018-09-11 17:34:23 +0000 UTC
That will only last her a DAY (or maybe a hour or less)
Caspian Yuichiro
2018-09-11 17:33:57 +0000 UTC
I love peanuts, he's yours though nibbly 😥
Keith Keiser
2018-09-11 17:33:54 +0000 UTC
The 98% peanuts addon is very true
Bespin
2018-09-11 17:33:10 +0000 UTC
Peanuts...to you!
AstroChaos
2018-09-11 17:33:01 +0000 UTC
Well, when you turn Nibbly into a keidran, this is most likely a side effect.
Wolf guy
2018-09-11 17:32:58 +0000 UTC