Ikea Masters

The more i look at this, the more my brain wants to snap.

Daud

Welcome to the twilight ikea zone.

LoneTiger

Great post!!

The Furry Centinel

Ehemm, I think theres a little bit more than just "something" wrong with that one, hheheheh.

The Furry Centinel

Clearly those products all required three nondescript man-blobs for assembly, and all they had was two nondescript wolf blobs.

Smallmoon

Hey, they got the hardest part done which was actually finding their way through the ikea and safely making their way out

Supreme Leader Porg

Oh it’s definitely real. x’D

DarthKeidran

Yesss!!! <b>Tom</b> Please do this!

DarthKeidran

English? have you seen Ikea instructions? They're like Lego, picture only.. but crappy.

Spartan277

This is what happens when you can't read English lol.

Steve Gloria

This kind of hints at something that has yet to be addressed in canon...how klutzy the Assassin Brothers are most of the time, and how they've never ACTUALLY killed anyone, it always happens through weird accidents. There's a good chance to address it soon though, surely Kat will ask Zen his past and this will happen: "What? You and Natani worked as...assassins? Um...does that mean..." "Well, you see..." *montage of their targets expiring in hilarious ways while they just look surprised and awkward*

Kubulai

They were so good on putting together furniture, they got their own show on the HGTV channel called "The Assassin Brothers: Furniture Experts".

SCD

When you think your the best designer and you look at that impossible cube 0-o how is that possible, it is just an illusion, right. RIGHT!

Michael Vey

When you fail all of the skill checks and the DM just rolls with it.

Spartan277

I´ve seen worse XD

Arukino

Magic

CaveBacon

Besides that. the curtains don't seem to have realized that gravity exists.

CrimsonQuill086

Last time I checked, that's not how you put a chest of drawers together. Or place a sofa. Or build a table. Or bolt together a bed...

CrimsonQuill086

How the heck do you Ikea a window?! XD

Darkwolf

Oh, be careful Zen. This might be a booby trap. You're at the edge of 2D dimension.

Jackrabbit

The world. It's sideways. Look what your determination has wrought Zen.

boombome

The more I look at this picture the worse it gets and I love it.

Ashton Knoblich

soo... youngtani is basically paprika, and can drag dream physics into the real world?

manemjeb

or celling, if you trust that window

Pancakes

Is nobody going to mention the sofa these two taped to the side of the wall?

Pancakes

Having few assassin contracts available, the two listed themselves on Task Rabbit.

ArcadeDragon

That chair looks suspiciously like one the Mrs built once, and she was adamant shed followed the instructions exactly. Was interesting, the one I made looked like a "normal" chair and I followed the same ones. I wonder who was responsible for this one. 🤔

Larnu

laught way to hard on this one

Jonathan Goldfur

Wait a minute...

Lol xp

Keith_yaj

And somehow 30 surplus parts.

DarthKeidran

I see it. <img src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rubiks/images/d/d7/17x17.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150509092645"> Though, the 2x2, 3x3, and 4x4 are all quite easy if you spend some time learning a few basic moves.

DarthKeidran

WHAT ? IKEA furnitures 0_o .............. Burn it now ^_^"

Panther

And only 5 missing screws. :3

Richard V.

Keith: &lt;“Hey Natani. What you smokin?”&gt; Natani: &lt;“I am smokin… smokin hot!”&gt; *Cue: Ba Dum Tss!*

DarthKeidran

Drilling a hole?

DarthKeidran

Because, Natani is a mage, and mages can do the impossible.

DarthKeidran

Zen Be Like: (To the tune of Duel of the Fates) 🎶“Awesome! I’m Awesome! Awesome! I’m Awesome! Awesome, Awesome, Awesome, I’m Awesome!”🎵

DarthKeidran

IKEATALITY!!!

DarthKeidran

<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Zen: &lt;“What do you mean? When we put it together you even asked young you and she said that’s the right way to put it together.”&gt; Natani: &lt;“I don’t know. She’s been a bit mischievous lately so I’m not sure I should be fully trusting.”&gt; Youngtani (to both via Mindscape): “Hey! What reason would I have to lie about this? We’re just trying to get things ready for your new flat here in Lyn’Knoll.” Zen: &lt;“I think it looks perfectly fine.”&gt; A week later a member of the local mages guild makes a visit to discuss mage guild stuff with Natani… Natani: &lt;“Welcome to our home Master Gilligan, would you like to take a seat on our new furniture.”&gt; Gilligan: &lt;“Natani, I thank you for inviting me…”&gt; *eyes go wide all of a sudden* Natani: &lt;“Master Gilligan… are you Ok? Sir?”&gt; Gilligan: &lt;“This… is amazing! Where did you two acquire this furniture?”&gt; Zen: &lt;“We assembled it, all of it.”&gt; Gilligan: &lt;“How much will you two sell this to me for? I’ll buy it all off you for at least 1000 gold. And if you won’t part with everything I’ll buy that table in the corner for 500!”&gt; Youngtani (in Mindscape): “See! I told us So!” Natani: &lt;“Why would you buy our table for 500 g?”&gt; Gilligan: &lt;“I’m an art collector and That table should be impossible. See how that support beam attaches vertically from the far corner to the near corner? That’s impossible to do normally. Perhaps I should commission you three… Yes, I know about you Younger Natani… to assemble all of my furniture from here out.”&gt; Down the road a few months: We see a sign indicating “Magi Bros Furniture Incorperated”

DarthKeidran

There is an impossible object near the window, and IKEA doesn't sell them (although some of their products seem to be impossible objects IRL). As for the curtains, I suspect Zen didn't take them out of the packing material when he hung (?) them. Since I have some IKEA furniture I can relate to this thing all too well.

Why are the courtains on sideways and the fabric didn't fall.... PHYSICS!!!!!

DiDiDi-X

How ???

Luckysniper2424

This is either the worst or best accomplishment these people had

RandomTonio

Look at how proud Zen is in himself, Love him &lt;3

MarvTheHugPharaoh

That went about as spectacularly well as I was expecting!

Quinn Malachite

The puns

Flawless Victory

Kinda Squirrely

Guys... mission accomplished. Respect+

Natani Wolf

how.... just how?

FoxDren

There's so much cleverness on display here.

coredumperror

no one sees the impossible cube? XD

gechi

Sideway courtains? I think they became druggos instead of doggos

Greywolf

Hahaha, I love the illusion and sideways window

Burgafrickle

how did they add a 5th bar to the chair? xD

Zephyr Arcturus

Wow. And I thought I was bad.

Wolf guy