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Added 2021-11-07 00:45:58 +0000 UTCRosie the Wrecker!
They said it couldn't be done, at least not by a rookie, a princess wannabe.
When a girl has tits as big as Volkswagens, they said, it takes years of experience just to learn how to walk in high-heels, much less how to compete at the olympics of big-bust beauty contests, the International Miss Huge Tits and Ass Pageant. Tack on more years to learn the ropes of the business - the custom-made brassieres, the striptease and tassel-twirling lessons, the milk-pumps - and an ambitious beauty might have a long-shot at tenth runner-up in a local wet-Tee-shirt contest.
But winning all the marbles on the first try? It simply can't be done.
Well, try telling that to Rosamunde, the newly-crowned Queen of Huge Tits and Ass.
With her fiery-red hair and enormous, torpedo-sized whoppers, Rosie came out of nowhere to dazzle the judges and bewitch the crowd last night, leaving her dazed, huge-titted competitors to wonder what hit them. Maybe they'll figure it out. Someday.
Meanwhile, the world of big-bust entertainment has welcomed a new star into its firmament. Hail to the new queen! Queen Rosamunde!
Comments
Nice birthday remembrances, Joshua, I cherish such memories, too. I'm very glad to hear that you like the work very much, so much so that words fail you. That's okay, since I've always believed that a picture is worth a thousand words. Thanks for your great enthusiasm and effusive praise.
Ricky Java
2021-11-14 12:08:02 +0000 UTCAhh finally i have some time to praise this post!!! This has made me feel as if it was my birthday.. And i had a gift that i opened but was too busy to play with until the weekend came. Jesus sweet lord in heaven bless you Ricky this is so unbelievably fantastic i think actually needed a few days for the shock to settle in. This is so great im truly at a loss of words now, mostly because im an idiot but also its hard to describe how much i really enjoy this. Like I've said before you're making my dreams come to life, giant macromastic mammaries in motion! I wish you had a discord so i could discuss more, i dont want to spam in the comments section here. Thank you so very much for posting and pushing the gigantomastia limits!!
Joshua S
2021-11-14 03:15:15 +0000 UTCFapcom is staying busty, er - I mean, busty, aren't they? Keep me posted, kindred spirit.
Ricky Java
2021-11-07 20:06:03 +0000 UTCFunny you say that, as Ada's supposed to get her own solo game soon, taking place in some underground facility. They decided to give Ada a gigantic pelvis with a huge butt and thighs to match, to act as a contrast to Claire's bust. That's not a thing for some people, but it's up my alley - Ada's still gonna have big boobs, but the combat seems centered on her falling atop enemies in sneak attacks and bouncing about atop her butt, using it to cling to ceilings and walls like a pair of yard-wide suction cups. On the upside, they're introducing a female antag named Alex Wesker that's rumored to fund her bioweapon research using her milk.
Zeerol
2021-11-07 19:19:25 +0000 UTCBig-tit catfight!
Ricky Java
2021-11-07 16:49:30 +0000 UTCThankyou, BacE. I have to admit that I am gobsmacked, too. It's amazing to see the early videos of the innocent young Rosamunde and then see how much she has grown up (and out) over the years. It's been quite a journey, eh?
Ricky Java
2021-11-07 15:48:40 +0000 UTCResident Evil: Lactation 2 sounds like the best videogame I've ever heard of, Zeerol. Lots of challenging gameplay from Fapcom (!) that also shows off Claire's enormous assets to best advantage. I hope Jill Valentine and Ada Wong are also playable characters, and are depicted (properly) with their enormous, huge-areolaed creamers on display.
Ricky Java
2021-11-07 15:44:44 +0000 UTCAshanti and Ursula are angry with Morgana and Sofia, they want a milking contest with them asap Ricky. I don't think Ursula wants to wait she wants to drown Morgana in her milk and Ashanti is going to force her chocolate tits down Sofia hungry little mouth.
Marvino
2021-11-07 15:36:57 +0000 UTCMe, too, though I'd like to see her with a pair of them nursing on her big ones.
Ricky Java
2021-11-07 15:28:24 +0000 UTCMarvino, I'm very glad to hear that your Ashanti and Ursula had a good time. A girl like Rosamunde can't help but have rivals, mostly friendly, but you never know when a catfight will break out, especially in the crowded dressing room backstage at a beauty pageant, or even at the local hucow dairy.
Ricky Java
2021-11-07 15:27:11 +0000 UTCCongratulations! Though I predicted this the first time I saw her, not even I could have fathomed the magnitude to which she would surpass her competitors. I'm totally gobsmacked by her astounding development.
BacE
2021-11-07 12:59:10 +0000 UTCWow, Rosamunde's only a tiny smidgen smaller than Claire Redfield was in Resident Evil: Lactation 2! That's a fun game, even if the quicktime events are a little too frequent. You have to squeeze Claire's tits through doorframes without alerting enemies, crawl under things while spurting colostrum, pump Claire's tits to fuel generators and vehicles, climb on top of things to escape the unstoppable foes - almost all of that requiring those quicktime button combos. Eventually Claire gains the ability to do a handstand and then flex her pecs to bounce about the place atop her boobs at about six miles per hour, so the quicktime events do become less tedious. Fapcom clearly intended for Claire to use her boobs from the get-go; the ability to wobble over barriers and smack enemies aside with her tits is really fun, especially when she uses her slow-but-powerful "breast clap" and ground-shaking "samurai nurse" finishers. The ability to lactate into different kinds of bottles to create various "bombs" is a creative touch, and her use of a crossbow made from tree branches made combat suitably intense. You can also customize the crossbow by using her tits as a workbench as she loafs about half-naked in the middle of what used to be a dam reservoir. I was surprised by the number of mods you can attach to the crossbow - if you do get the game, I suggest modifying the crossbow to lob bottles, as Claire never runs out of milk!
Zeerol
2021-11-07 03:24:33 +0000 UTCMilk pumps eh? Wouldn't mind seeing her with one of those hehe
Curiousonlooker
2021-11-07 01:13:37 +0000 UTCWell damn Ashanti didn't win, well at least the ebony goddess and her sexy mother Ursula still had fun, oh wait maybe they can have a friendly milking competition with Morgana and Sofia, oh hell yeah a mother and daughter rivalry, wait a minute Ashanti was cheated Morgana and Sofia are jealous of Ashanti and Ursula monstrous chocolate size udders this just turned into bitter rivalry a milking contest for the ages.
Marvino
2021-11-07 00:53:33 +0000 UTC
