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Fucking March

This is my annual “March is the WORST” post.

Marrrrrrrrrch.

I don’t even have the energy for my usual melancholic vitriol because I’ve been up the last few nights with kids who have a stomach bug….

So instead here is a lopsided winter-window-light selfie, with my back-from the dead poinsettia, the only-made-one-flower Christmas cactus, and my very appropriate sweatshirt.

And also, a giveaway! Comment and tell me a Spring thing you’re looking forward to! I’ll choose one lucky patron to receive a cute Spring-y care package in the mail. (It’s bunny season you know!)

As for me, I’m looking forward to seeing the fancy ass double bloom tulips I planted last fall. (Dutch-girl dreams. 🌷)

We’re doing a coven wax play date in a few weeks! (Can’t wait to show you photos of hot wax in spring colours on naked winter bodies! 😻)

I’m also looking forward to meeting friends outside for walks and hikes and porch chats. It’s been too cold here for those things for a while.

How about you?

🌼🌱🌸🌿🌼🌱🌸🌿

(I’ll choose a winner at random this weekend. Anyone who has a mailing address can comment and participate.)

Fucking March

Comments

A late but great entry! 🙌☀️

Heart

Aw man! I missed it. I'm looking forward to windows down, radio up, and of course sundresses!

Cari

I love their assholery! 😄

Heart

We just moved into Autumn down under but Spring in QLD is Magpie season and despite their bad reps here I absolutely love Magpies (particularly watching them swoop dudebros) 😅

♡Hetty♡

Totally smirking at your bunny flirting tactics because it would WORK ON ME FOE SURE!!! 🐰💕

Heart

Oh heck yes! I grew strawberries last summer and they were the yummiest. Blackberry gin sounds delish!

Heart

Oooooh that’s SO GREAT!!! So glad you get to hang and enjoy all the things. 💕💕💕

Heart

Yesssss my hands are itching for a warm day to do garden clean up and inspect all the things that are starting to grow. 🙌🌱

Heart

I'm so excited for the farmers market to reopen again! I have a few girls that work there that I flirt with and show pictures of the bunnies to. When I lived closer to downtown I used to take Penelope to the market when certain girls were in breaks and the springtime always reminds me of that wonderful flirty feelings. I'm hoping to grow a real garden with my partners and the kids. Hopefully with seedlings from the girls at the market so they have extra homey feelings!

Katy

I live in the PNW also! I'm so looking forward to the sunshine again!

Katy

im really really excited to start cooking with fresh produce again, i have plans to make some blackberry gin for beltane this year

Scarlett de la Fontaine

Last fall one of my favorite people in the world moved to a house a block away from me, so I'm looking forward to lots of impromptu backyard hangs. Oh, also open windows. And flowering trees. And another +1 for sundresses. Fuck, spring is EVERYTHING.

JM Katzz

I’m excited to walk around outside barefoot and clean my gardens and porch! Evenings spent on a beautiful porch are the absolute best 🌿

Jess FG

Fuck. Yes. 🙌✨🙏

Heart

I’m gonna have to wait for summer for that one 😜💕

Heart

Ugh I know… everything is grey for so long!!! Yay sun! 🌼

Heart

Such good reminders 🥺🌱💕

Heart

Ooooh me too! 😇 We’re hosting it during the day time so we can bask in the vitamin D at Ms.O’s place… AND so we can get better photos for you. 💕

Heart

The spring thing I’m most looking forward to is SUNSHINE ☀️ The PNW steals it from November through about now and I’m just starting to get some *almost* warm and less frequently overcast days. Every year there’s a moment where I can physically feel the winter shed from me and it’s elating. I can’t wait. Alsoooo agree with Terry ab sundresses…

Bear

I'm so looking forward to being happily outside again, my sister moving out/my place being mine again, and taking reminders from the garden that this winter may have been tough but spring is a new chance to grow again 🌱🌱🌱

Arielle

watching the whole world around me start to bloom! and, i didn't know it was a spring thing, but i'm really looking forward to your wax play date :D

Emily Stewart

Sundresses !!!!

Terry Lewis

Skinny dipping!

Readtale

Ohhhhhh top tier spring time feeeeeel 🌱

Heart

Yesssssssss! 🙌🌺🌼🌸🌷🌹

Heart

Isn’t it? My Scottish friend always yells “throw open the winnies!” on the first warm air day. 🤣💕🌿

Heart

I can't wait to walk barefoot on the grass 🥺

ꕥ d.w

New Flowers in stock at the garden center!

Lace R

Getting to air the house out is lovely, and will be nice to get back outside, hiking and seeing the flowers!

Byron


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