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Added 2019-09-24 11:15:54 +0000 UTC "Why do you put that sarcophagus under the sun all day? It's a little noisy."
"It's designed for that purpose. Don't you enjoy the moaning from the undead girl inside?"
"It freaks me out; I can't believe someone is still alive inside there!"
"I don't blame you for feeling that way, however I enjoy it a lot."
"You should do! I am still perplexed as to how you managed to convince the archaeologists to transfer their biggest discovery to you."
"hummm....It was easy; everyone who knew that this sarcophagus exists have since disappeared in the desert."
"uhh... what...?"
