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Vibrator Dies Mid-Recording, So I Go Hands-On (Literally): Ramblefap

So this is what the Amish go through... >_>
Apologies for the excessive yapping and giggling in this one—I honestly don’t know why I can’t just sit down, shut up, and cum. If you think its too much talking just know I cut out about 15 minutes of it. I hope you enjoy anyway. Just a heads-up, there’s some slight mic interference here and there. I was in bed, and my mic couldn’t quite keep up with all the movement.

Timestamps:
Start:
 4:00
Silent Screaming Into My Pillow: 12:30
Toy Dies / Going Full Amish: 14:55
Choking Myself Out: 15:20
Slapping My Dick ASMR: 17:10
Cum: 26:15

HAVE A GOOD DAY !!! <3

Comments

Category is say something sexual that could also have been a line of dialogue in Toy Story....(Survey Says: "Bro my toy died!")

Roo Void

the absolute rage when the toy dies mid-action is real, it’s sooo disappointing this was great though, loved the rambling <33

bailey

Imma bounce on it CRAZY STYLEEEEE ... I think I'm weird btw the shear anger you had when you were like I LISTENED FOR 18 MINUTES AND YOU DINT EVEN CUM made me laugh so hard and yes it sounds heavy

Emmmiiiii

LMFAOO SORRY I didn’t know how to react it was either that or some cringe shit like *tail wags* and pray you don’t block me

Kurapika Nen

What does this mean 😭

Izack

it's so cute how cumbrained u get when u get into it i swear to god never thought a guy jerking off could be endearing

babymetal

just looked around my room

Kurapika Nen

ya know it did sound kinda heavy

Gigi

I believe the yapping and giggles are prolly the best part of the RFs its too cute. But it also seems like its been a while since anyone has called you a good boy LMAO

Izack

Aaa thank youu, I hope you have a good day too!!

Leo🍉🌻

NOOO THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY AND I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL IT WAS CHARGED BACK UP 😭😭😭

明星女孩

pretty close if you ask me 🧐 you made it sound more hydrated too

lilily

YEAA the gym goes by much faster/easier when you listen to stuff so im glad you like my content enough to do that >:) have a good day <3

Kurapika Nen

what??? thank you 🤧🤍

Kurapika Nen

Do you think I sounded like a black ops 2 zombie or should I workshop it? practice a lil more

Kurapika Nen

I TRIED TO BE QUIETTTT </3 Also fr I should get like at least a few dollars for that plug

Kurapika Nen

For some reason your RF audios are so good to listen to while I'm working out, idk. I think it gives me more motivation in some way 🫡 But to be fair, your audios are also just good to listen to during any given time too though so maybe it's that 🫣🤭

Leo🍉🌻

aww shucks :3 🖤

Phoenix Darling

You being funny and sexy is god tier 🥰

Bubbles

i'm struggling to keep a straight face while listening to this (i'm at work lol) 😆 especially the silent screaming into pillow part HAHAH

lilily

consider weigh it when it's hard to find out? /hj not the toy ads midway LMAOO they should pay you for the shoutout. the note change in 26:36 scratch my brain so good ty 🫂🔥 you're not being very quiet tho *whip sfx*

rena

YIPPEE Masami yapping ❤️

Taramii

i hope it gets better<3

Kurapika Nen

ILL THINK ABOUT IT but ill definitely be posting a sfw soon regardless >:)

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOOO

Kurapika Nen

<3333 well SHUCKS

Kurapika Nen

Also, I hope your day went well too!

Luce

I enjoy your comment rambles LMFAO also yes yes acoustic version i never thought of that

Kurapika Nen

It was great, thanks!! And don’t worry, I waited till I got home because nobody should get to hear it for free!

Luce

i cant be the only one who experienced that LMFAOO ITS INSANE

Kurapika Nen

PFFFFTT i wonder what theyd think

Kurapika Nen

<3333 maybe ur right tyty

Kurapika Nen

not bad i give it a 8/10

Kurapika Nen

thats like 2.5 shots

Kurapika Nen

PFFHAHA hope your day went well luce and that your car didnt have to go through that torture

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOO THANK YEWWW

Kurapika Nen

Me too when i read your reply 🤧🤍

angerissues

its like you knew i had a shitty day thank you thank you 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️

emanuel

Petition for you to post the 15 mins you cut as a separate audio 🙋🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🤰🏻

Taramii

Does it sound heavy? Peeta... the horse is here 😟

BR3Y3NSi🇵🇷

Adorable as always, I'm glad you're feeling better. Also, never apologize for your golden giggles. 💙

Rik

maybe my long ass comments is my own form of rambling. Masami rambling in audio form 🤝 Nix rambling in comment form ok bye ~

Phoenix Darling

the silent screaming into the pillow and choking yourself out HELP 💀 giggling into my own pillow bc you’re so cute and funny. 🙈 when the toy dies, you gotta see it through, like i didn’t come all this way for NOTHING. switch from electric to acoustic, bro. “girl we’re 15 tf??” LMFAOOOOO i heard peope call goosebumps, ‘goose pimples’ and i kinda hate it, icl. no condom and a handful of Goldfish crackers afterwards sounds romantic as fuck, idc. i love when you ramble and never think you ‘talk too much’ it’s a trait i wish had. ANYWAYS. thank you for the audio, have a good day, cutie. MWAH x 🖤

Phoenix Darling

'girl we're fifteen' really sent me

macky

The timestamps got me like 🫠

jadey

nobody in this office knows I pay $25 to listen to the loudest, most mentally worrisome cutie patootie at max volume rn 😌

E

good morning!! it’s never too much talking the people love it😼 have a good day <33

aileen

How did you like going full Amish?

Tyler Parks

also thanks for making this audio exactly 30 minutes long it worked great as a timer for when to wash the blue dye out of my hair

theo

new drinking game take a shot every time masami says the word amish in this audio

theo

SHLACK SHLACK

angelbb

im gonna send you an audio of me foleying what i imagine asmr dick slapping must sound like

angelbb

you know me so well

alex

also yes it sounds heavy 🤧❤️‍🔥

Nondesired

Anyways, good morning 🫶

Luce

WHEWWWW, not the trying to be quiet, choking, and dick slapping 😭😭 The way I’ll have to practice discipline and not listen to this full blast in the car on the way to classes is kind of crazy 😭 (I’M KIDDING BTW)

Luce

the description and time stamps have me so hyped to listen omg 🤭 also literally stop apologizing for everything or else!

Nondesired

I did

Joey D

get rdy !!! thank you sm <3 i hope your day goes amazing

Kurapika Nen

1.) my bad 🐥 2.) god said a lot of things 3.) thank you 4.) I hope u cleaned behind ur ears

Kurapika Nen

<_< WHY

Kurapika Nen

nothing a masamiva audio and a few hours of marvel rivals can’t reverse

Kurapika Nen

I had two mini bags afterwards I won’t lie to you.. have a good day too 🐥🤍

Kurapika Nen

started kicking my feet and blushing reading this

Kurapika Nen

a masami rf without excessive yapping and giggling is like an angel without its wings 🤍 also i definitely listened to this when i should’ve been getting ready, oops 😵‍💫 hope you have an amazing day ☺️🫶

molotov

1. I could be the one to shut you up and ride you 2. I’m pretty sure God says no masturbation and cut off the hand that did it 3.it was cute seeing you try to be quiet 4. Listened to this in the shower out loud by accident , hope my neighbours enjoyed it as much as I did

Joey D

im scared to listen

angelbb

this is gonna hit diff after therapy

alex

Wanting Goldfish afterwards is so real lol Your rambles are the best. Have a good day, Masami <3

Amanda

tbh i pay for your patreon to hear you yap about that kind of stuff (the moaning is just a plus)

boop !

THE YAPPING AND GIGGLING IS THE BEST PART WDYM????? I could literally listen to you talk about random things for days straight and you have the cutest laugh too 😭😭 you’re so entertaining This one was a wild ride and i enjoyed every second thank you for this experience Have a good day sami <33

angerissues

THANK YOU!! u as well<3

Kurapika Nen

😼🐥🤝🦔 why thank u lara

Kurapika Nen

Goodmorning!! I’m sorry <\3 have a good day at work tho!!

Kurapika Nen

Yes maam

Kurapika Nen

PFF it’s the most pointless dumb thoughts ever I think at some point I was talking about seagulls and Adam Sandler..

Kurapika Nen

It was hard ): I stayed strong though..

Kurapika Nen

Gm Hannah!!!

Kurapika Nen

GOODMORNING

Kurapika Nen

Masami you sounds so hot and cutee at the same time. I hope you have a good day handsome 🐺🤍

Tormien

AS I WAS TYPING, YOU MENTIONED IT LMFAO

jamie

is it really a masami ramblefap if you don’t hear him hiccup??

jamie

your moans are so cute masami I can't take this anymore

lara

MORNING! First of all: happy you're feeling better! 🫶 Second: I absolutely hate you for this cuz I just got into work 😭😭😭

AgentM

So Amish style huh?

Nradova

thank you sweetheart 🔥🔥🔥

hannah

you spoil us 👅

hannah

never change masami never change

nixon

will be taking a gander later ….

hannah

should’ve uploaded the yappin as a separate audio

boop !

I feel what you felt man.... it always is so disappointing 😞

Emmmiiiii

well oh shucks!!! good morning to you too

hannah

WELL GOOD MORNING-

jamie


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