SFW AUDIO: yapping while trying to fight the urge to not pull my dick out and start jacking off..
Added 2025-02-11 01:12:39 +0000 UTC100% SFW-ish. Anyways, I end up somewhat screaming a few times in this. here is Februarys sfw audio >:) lots of rambling for you with just a little mic interference because I can't stay still and chew on my equipment cords like a little gay rat when I'm bored
Topics: chicken legs, pet chickens, im horny, coffee, kpop, minecraft, roleplay, dungeons and dragons, cake pops, booty holes, toxic boyfriend asmr
The only timestamp you need:
barking like a dog - 2:45
Comments
Me running back to all ur SFW audios when I can’t sleep🏃🏻♀️💨🫶🏼
tajinonpickles
2025-04-19 11:26:41 +0000 UTCFirst of all: 1.) birthday cake flavor reigns supreme 2.) this made me laugh so much, thank you babes🙏🏼
tajinonpickles
2025-04-10 01:36:06 +0000 UTCI hope tomorrow is better <3
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-13 12:00:45 +0000 UTCI needed this after the shittiest day I've had
Yuri
2025-02-13 01:50:58 +0000 UTCTheyre literally naked neck chickens, a cross breed between turkeys and chickens
Amy
2025-02-12 16:15:50 +0000 UTCCHARISMATIC?? I’ll take it fr now cat smirk emoji
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-12 10:02:51 +0000 UTCyeh dude can walk around with a guitar and cast spells or use melee combat, it’s good for beginners that are charismatic 😎
alex
2025-02-12 09:49:03 +0000 UTCI’ll look into the roles as I’m not too familiar but a bard?? LIKE A LITTLE SINGING SHRIMP? I’ll take it
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-12 09:34:18 +0000 UTCYis. Nicaragua coffee is my favorite. It’s got the best chocolate undertones and it makes it so delightful
RayneFall
2025-02-12 07:43:53 +0000 UTCSay it with me…. I will not fuck a pumpkin 😭 bc farmers don’t do that! Bad bad bad
S🐈⬛
2025-02-12 05:50:55 +0000 UTCyoure right YOURE RIGHT and okay ill consider not fucking a pumpkin..
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-12 05:47:19 +0000 UTCYO WHAT??? PLEASEEEEEEE
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-12 05:46:31 +0000 UTCyou got a good point..
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-12 05:46:24 +0000 UTCTYTYTYTY
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-12 05:46:07 +0000 UTClike a CHIHUAHUA??? fits you >:) also nah next time take one big bite. also no i didnt know that...
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-12 05:46:00 +0000 UTCTURKENS/??? i never heard of that.. and damn <_<
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-12 05:45:19 +0000 UTCMan this is what I needed to make my day a little bit better lmfao u never fail to make me laugh or smile! Waittttt chicken wingss plssssss The way I choked on my fucking pepsi 😭 lmfao I can’t wit u Hello there farmer masami… DO NOT FUCK A PUMPKIN Low-key I think if u do the trend do it on Patreon 😭
S🐈⬛
2025-02-12 05:33:50 +0000 UTCI own a coffee shop and roast my own beans, I’ll make ya the best coffee ever! And I didn’t know you have chickens! I have 42 ha
RayneFall
2025-02-11 22:00:15 +0000 UTCI would love to know why people like toxic ASMR. I don't get it either. It makes me feel bad to listen to it. Even in regular ASMR people like personal attention from someone who is annoyed with or dislikes them. I imagine the viewers lives are so perfect that it's fun for them to experience that. When I go outside I see enough annoyed people IRL.
dream_kitty
2025-02-11 18:25:31 +0000 UTCSo enjoyed the audio, thanks. You are great. Nice job with your chickens. Hug
Jaya
2025-02-11 18:20:38 +0000 UTCListening to this was how I found out my phone was at full volume. Scared the fuck out of me ,holy shit. LMFAO. You can't hear me ,but i barked back at you, like a chihuahua. Also,birthday cake flavor is delicious 😞 im ngl I would take nibbles of the overly expensive Starbucks birthday cake pops to savor every piece. DID YOU KNOW, every person's anus has a unique pattern, like a fingerprint? Isn't there a company that makes molds out of your bootyhole? Did I imagine that? Is that real? Idk, im sorry, bye LMFAO
Lisy
2025-02-11 17:23:51 +0000 UTCI have chickens and ducks, ever heard of turkens? Lol. You plant in the garden after the last freeze for your area 🙂 I swear I have to stop listening to these at work 😅 King cake flavor is better than birthday cake 🤤 Women clinch their vagina when they cough, bet you didn't know that lol. Sometimes people accept the love they think they deserve 🤷🏻♀️
Amy
2025-02-11 14:43:09 +0000 UTCPads without wings I’ll never understand
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 13:38:07 +0000 UTCYou’re welcome
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 13:37:47 +0000 UTCcat smirk emoji
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 13:37:40 +0000 UTCI will make you every type of flavour you want and never think about making buffalo unless you annoy me then that’s your punishment
Joey D
2025-02-11 13:37:22 +0000 UTC🤧🤍 ty and yes I love them sm
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 13:36:41 +0000 UTCPls make me wings
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 13:36:25 +0000 UTCyou made me fake a cough to check that fact 😭💀😭
lilily
2025-02-11 13:33:47 +0000 UTCGYATTDAYUM VDIDHJDBDJSJD Masami rambles are so damn funny, you finding out abt the hole cough was like my roommate realizing pads stick to panties not the coochie
Crum
2025-02-11 13:33:47 +0000 UTCThis was genuinely so funny wtf 😭 luv ur rambling fr 💯
keijth
2025-02-11 10:08:04 +0000 UTCThe way you love your chickens is so adorable 😿 I just love listening to you yap idek mannnn it’s just so entertaining and your pretty voice is a bonus on top of it all 😼
angerissues
2025-02-11 09:04:19 +0000 UTCOne thing I think you forgot is that your hotter than dream. Also woke up before my alarm and listened to you yap before it went of was great😊 . And I make a mean chicken wing if your ever interested
Joey D
2025-02-11 07:22:36 +0000 UTCthank you for appreciating my coffee craft, sincerely a she/they barista who can only drink oat milk (also the way you’d slay a bard roll in dnd, one liners, music lover, inspirational words, the art of seduction etc etc) ✨
alex
2025-02-11 07:16:21 +0000 UTCrip my b about the height, king won’t happen again :sad_cowboy: FINALLY someone who agrees with bubblegum flavour being ASS
Phoenix Darling
2025-02-11 07:11:50 +0000 UTCaww it's okay i had a good laugh :-D
rena
2025-02-11 05:37:35 +0000 UTCmy chickens always doing good icl, im 6'7", bubblegum flavor is ass, starbucks sucks ass,and okay im GLAD YOU AGREE
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 05:00:04 +0000 UTCTYTY
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:58:37 +0000 UTCyoure kinda right icl
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:58:31 +0000 UTCLMAOO next time next time
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:58:21 +0000 UTCim afraid my time is up but it would be funny
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:58:10 +0000 UTCGOODNIGHT!!
Fritzy
2025-02-11 04:58:09 +0000 UTCI LOVE MY CHICKENS
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:57:57 +0000 UTCthank you i try
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:57:44 +0000 UTCGOODNIGHT
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:57:39 +0000 UTCslurp slirp slurp. i want one iced oat milk latte and one bra please
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:57:29 +0000 UTCPFFFAHAHA
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:56:29 +0000 UTCi cant speak its so sad
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:55:57 +0000 UTCLMFAOOO BUNSELF IS WILDDD
Kurapika Nen
2025-02-11 04:55:41 +0000 UTClong ass comment, my b 😔 you just make me have a lot to say back x
Phoenix Darling
2025-02-11 04:20:58 +0000 UTCRAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE my FAVOURITE :3 wdym can’t do two of each?? balance is important, me thinks the barking LMFAOOO i have been meaning to ask about your chickens and see how they’re doing, always reading my mind, fr “not taller” wdym?? you’re literally 6’5” ?? and you’re automatically cooler than Dream bc i said so, idc LMFAO I’VE SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT DND i really don’t think i’d be creative enough for it 😭 SHIT I SENT MY COMMENTS BEFORE I WAS READY DON’T LOOK i think birthday cake flavour is better than bubblegum flavour, that shit’s kinda gross ngl FUCK STARBUCKS, ME AND THE HOMIES HATE STARBUCKS not me coughing HAHAHAHA HELP YOURE PERFECT, TOO SHHHH ):< I DONT UNDERSTAND the TOXIC BOYFRIEND STUFF BRO LIKE WHY?? like fine, you like whatever, BUT WHY???? i just wanna be LOVED DONT BE MEAN TO ME WHAT THE ??? got me yelling, too. anyway, thank you and goodnight, Masami, peace out, girl scout (i’m so sorry) MWAH MWAH MWAH x
Phoenix Darling
2025-02-11 04:10:06 +0000 UTCi neeeed my barista to have dyed hair and neopronouns like Yess Bunself I do want oatmilk!!!
nees
2025-02-11 03:55:32 +0000 UTCmight enjoy the screaming and yelling a little too much (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
rena
2025-02-11 03:44:24 +0000 UTCdegredaregarderRRAAAAAWHHHHH
rena
2025-02-11 03:42:48 +0000 UTCI will never stop my morning monster for breakfast 😋 but I do have to stop all the one sided love I've began to develop for several people 😢 anyway WHO SAID KPOP AYY DOMINO pulls 20 han photo cards out of my bra and taking 3 out of the back of my phone case 🤘why are you trying to rizz me like CHICKENS, A GARDEN. bark meow.. WHO SAID THAT imma go spend my life savings on a shit ton of birthdaycake cakepops and lire little gay boys to my basement
Emily Klonecki
2025-02-11 03:10:11 +0000 UTCalso chewing on your cords is so real, they’ll have to untangle my headphones wire from my teeth when i die
molotov
2025-02-11 02:35:33 +0000 UTCas a she/they i can confirm i make the Best lattes (not biased at all) i think some people would get a kick out of you doing the photo card trend if you get a bra just for it lol, but then again it is twitter so tread lightly 😵💫 to be cringe is to be free 🙂↕️ i used to cringe at myself for 90% of the things i like/things i do, and i just started laughing at myself in the moment and making fun of myself as i did it and now i couldn’t care less LMAO degradation is cool and all but some of those audios are actually insane, a lot of them are what put me off on audios as a whole until i found your page thanks for paying your outstanding kiss bill, pleasure doing business w you 🙂↕️
molotov
2025-02-11 02:34:10 +0000 UTCgonna go to sleep to this ur voice is so relaxing ^^
Fritzy
2025-02-11 02:31:29 +0000 UTCSuch a wholesome title Masami
jadey
2025-02-11 02:22:25 +0000 UTCIt sounds like you take really good care of your chickens. So cute! 😊 Your take on the toxic bf trope killed me. Next time I stumble across one I'm sure I'll think back to this ramble lmao
Amanda
2025-02-11 02:00:02 +0000 UTCokay now you have to become the face of minecraft, cleanse the community after whatever the fuck dream did🙏🏼
aileen
2025-02-11 01:58:05 +0000 UTCNooooo don’t fight the urge you’re so sexy ahaha /j
Taramii
2025-02-11 01:40:28 +0000 UTCAwww yeah another episode of Masami Rogan for me to listen to on the way to work tomorrow 😼
Taramii
2025-02-11 01:38:30 +0000 UTCjust like me fr, there’s days when i just get sick of meat😭
jamie
2025-02-11 01:19:03 +0000 UTCOmg yapping time
AgentM
2025-02-11 01:16:18 +0000 UTChot honey wings>>
jamie
2025-02-11 01:15:08 +0000 UTCDefine: Tweaker
Ale
2025-02-11 01:15:05 +0000 UTCGIVE ME SOME WINGS
jamie
2025-02-11 01:14:55 +0000 UTCYour voice is so soothing!
Libby
2025-02-11 01:14:18 +0000 UTCyoure so stupid i love it
nixon
2025-02-11 01:14:17 +0000 UTCMY FAV YAPPER YUH
jamie
2025-02-11 01:14:05 +0000 UTC
