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SFW AUDIO: yapping while trying to fight the urge to not pull my dick out and start jacking off..

100% SFW-ish. Anyways, I end up somewhat screaming a few times in this. here is Februarys sfw audio >:) lots of rambling for you with just a little mic interference because I can't stay still and chew on my equipment cords like a little gay rat when I'm bored

Topics: chicken legs, pet chickens, im horny, coffee, kpop, minecraft, roleplay, dungeons and dragons, cake pops, booty holes, toxic boyfriend asmr

The only timestamp you need:
barking like a dog - 2:45

SFW AUDIO: yapping while trying to fight the urge to not pull my dick out and start jacking off.. SFW AUDIO: yapping while trying to fight the urge to not pull my dick out and start jacking off..

Comments

Me running back to all ur SFW audios when I can’t sleep🏃🏻‍♀️💨🫶🏼

tajinonpickles

First of all: 1.) birthday cake flavor reigns supreme 2.) this made me laugh so much, thank you babes🙏🏼

tajinonpickles

I hope tomorrow is better <3

Kurapika Nen

I needed this after the shittiest day I've had

Yuri

Theyre literally naked neck chickens, a cross breed between turkeys and chickens

Amy

CHARISMATIC?? I’ll take it fr now cat smirk emoji

Kurapika Nen

yeh dude can walk around with a guitar and cast spells or use melee combat, it’s good for beginners that are charismatic 😎

alex

I’ll look into the roles as I’m not too familiar but a bard?? LIKE A LITTLE SINGING SHRIMP? I’ll take it

Kurapika Nen

Yis. Nicaragua coffee is my favorite. It’s got the best chocolate undertones and it makes it so delightful

RayneFall

Say it with me…. I will not fuck a pumpkin 😭 bc farmers don’t do that! Bad bad bad

S🐈‍⬛

youre right YOURE RIGHT and okay ill consider not fucking a pumpkin..

Kurapika Nen

YO WHAT??? PLEASEEEEEEE

Kurapika Nen

you got a good point..

Kurapika Nen

TYTYTYTY

Kurapika Nen

like a CHIHUAHUA??? fits you >:) also nah next time take one big bite. also no i didnt know that...

Kurapika Nen

TURKENS/??? i never heard of that.. and damn <_<

Kurapika Nen

Man this is what I needed to make my day a little bit better lmfao u never fail to make me laugh or smile! Waittttt chicken wingss plssssss The way I choked on my fucking pepsi 😭 lmfao I can’t wit u Hello there farmer masami… DO NOT FUCK A PUMPKIN Low-key I think if u do the trend do it on Patreon 😭

S🐈‍⬛

I own a coffee shop and roast my own beans, I’ll make ya the best coffee ever! And I didn’t know you have chickens! I have 42 ha

RayneFall

I would love to know why people like toxic ASMR. I don't get it either. It makes me feel bad to listen to it. Even in regular ASMR people like personal attention from someone who is annoyed with or dislikes them. I imagine the viewers lives are so perfect that it's fun for them to experience that. When I go outside I see enough annoyed people IRL.

dream_kitty

So enjoyed the audio, thanks. You are great. Nice job with your chickens. Hug

Jaya

Listening to this was how I found out my phone was at full volume. Scared the fuck out of me ,holy shit. LMFAO. You can't hear me ,but i barked back at you, like a chihuahua. Also,birthday cake flavor is delicious 😞 im ngl I would take nibbles of the overly expensive Starbucks birthday cake pops to savor every piece. DID YOU KNOW, every person's anus has a unique pattern, like a fingerprint? Isn't there a company that makes molds out of your bootyhole? Did I imagine that? Is that real? Idk, im sorry, bye LMFAO

Lisy

I have chickens and ducks, ever heard of turkens? Lol. You plant in the garden after the last freeze for your area 🙂 I swear I have to stop listening to these at work 😅 King cake flavor is better than birthday cake 🤤 Women clinch their vagina when they cough, bet you didn't know that lol. Sometimes people accept the love they think they deserve 🤷🏻‍♀️

Amy

Pads without wings I’ll never understand

Kurapika Nen

You’re welcome

Kurapika Nen

cat smirk emoji

Kurapika Nen

I will make you every type of flavour you want and never think about making buffalo unless you annoy me then that’s your punishment

Joey D

🤧🤍 ty and yes I love them sm

Kurapika Nen

Pls make me wings

Kurapika Nen

you made me fake a cough to check that fact 😭💀😭

lilily

GYATTDAYUM VDIDHJDBDJSJD Masami rambles are so damn funny, you finding out abt the hole cough was like my roommate realizing pads stick to panties not the coochie

Crum

This was genuinely so funny wtf 😭 luv ur rambling fr 💯

keijth

The way you love your chickens is so adorable 😿 I just love listening to you yap idek mannnn it’s just so entertaining and your pretty voice is a bonus on top of it all 😼

angerissues

One thing I think you forgot is that your hotter than dream. Also woke up before my alarm and listened to you yap before it went of was great😊 . And I make a mean chicken wing if your ever interested

Joey D

thank you for appreciating my coffee craft, sincerely a she/they barista who can only drink oat milk (also the way you’d slay a bard roll in dnd, one liners, music lover, inspirational words, the art of seduction etc etc) ✨

alex

rip my b about the height, king won’t happen again :sad_cowboy: FINALLY someone who agrees with bubblegum flavour being ASS

Phoenix Darling

aww it's okay i had a good laugh :-D

rena

my chickens always doing good icl, im 6'7", bubblegum flavor is ass, starbucks sucks ass,and okay im GLAD YOU AGREE

Kurapika Nen

TYTY

Kurapika Nen

youre kinda right icl

Kurapika Nen

LMAOO next time next time

Kurapika Nen

im afraid my time is up but it would be funny

Kurapika Nen

GOODNIGHT!!

Fritzy

I LOVE MY CHICKENS

Kurapika Nen

thank you i try

Kurapika Nen

GOODNIGHT

Kurapika Nen

slurp slirp slurp. i want one iced oat milk latte and one bra please

Kurapika Nen

PFFFAHAHA

Kurapika Nen

i cant speak its so sad

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOOO BUNSELF IS WILDDD

Kurapika Nen

long ass comment, my b 😔 you just make me have a lot to say back x

Phoenix Darling

RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE my FAVOURITE :3 wdym can’t do two of each?? balance is important, me thinks the barking LMFAOOO i have been meaning to ask about your chickens and see how they’re doing, always reading my mind, fr “not taller” wdym?? you’re literally 6’5” ?? and you’re automatically cooler than Dream bc i said so, idc LMFAO I’VE SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT DND i really don’t think i’d be creative enough for it 😭 SHIT I SENT MY COMMENTS BEFORE I WAS READY DON’T LOOK i think birthday cake flavour is better than bubblegum flavour, that shit’s kinda gross ngl FUCK STARBUCKS, ME AND THE HOMIES HATE STARBUCKS not me coughing HAHAHAHA HELP YOURE PERFECT, TOO SHHHH ):< I DONT UNDERSTAND the TOXIC BOYFRIEND STUFF BRO LIKE WHY?? like fine, you like whatever, BUT WHY???? i just wanna be LOVED DONT BE MEAN TO ME WHAT THE ??? got me yelling, too. anyway, thank you and goodnight, Masami, peace out, girl scout (i’m so sorry) MWAH MWAH MWAH x

Phoenix Darling

i neeeed my barista to have dyed hair and neopronouns like Yess Bunself I do want oatmilk!!!

nees

might enjoy the screaming and yelling a little too much (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

rena

degredaregarderRRAAAAAWHHHHH

rena

I will never stop my morning monster for breakfast 😋 but I do have to stop all the one sided love I've began to develop for several people 😢 anyway WHO SAID KPOP AYY DOMINO pulls 20 han photo cards out of my bra and taking 3 out of the back of my phone case 🤘why are you trying to rizz me like CHICKENS, A GARDEN. bark meow.. WHO SAID THAT imma go spend my life savings on a shit ton of birthdaycake cakepops and lire little gay boys to my basement

Emily Klonecki

also chewing on your cords is so real, they’ll have to untangle my headphones wire from my teeth when i die

molotov

as a she/they i can confirm i make the Best lattes (not biased at all) i think some people would get a kick out of you doing the photo card trend if you get a bra just for it lol, but then again it is twitter so tread lightly 😵‍💫 to be cringe is to be free 🙂‍↕️ i used to cringe at myself for 90% of the things i like/things i do, and i just started laughing at myself in the moment and making fun of myself as i did it and now i couldn’t care less LMAO degradation is cool and all but some of those audios are actually insane, a lot of them are what put me off on audios as a whole until i found your page thanks for paying your outstanding kiss bill, pleasure doing business w you 🙂‍↕️

molotov

gonna go to sleep to this ur voice is so relaxing ^^

Fritzy

Such a wholesome title Masami

jadey

It sounds like you take really good care of your chickens. So cute! 😊 Your take on the toxic bf trope killed me. Next time I stumble across one I'm sure I'll think back to this ramble lmao

Amanda

okay now you have to become the face of minecraft, cleanse the community after whatever the fuck dream did🙏🏼

aileen

Nooooo don’t fight the urge you’re so sexy ahaha /j

Taramii

Awww yeah another episode of Masami Rogan for me to listen to on the way to work tomorrow 😼

Taramii

just like me fr, there’s days when i just get sick of meat😭

jamie

Omg yapping time

AgentM

hot honey wings>>

jamie

Define: Tweaker

Ale

GIVE ME SOME WINGS

jamie

Your voice is so soothing!

Libby

youre so stupid i love it

nixon

MY FAV YAPPER YUH

jamie


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