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Valorant E-Boys E-Fuck Your E-Pussy On Discord VC

!!! FIRST FULL-LENGTH COMEDY AUDIO!!! (+ It’s a Collab)

!! CRINGE WARNING !!
Audio Summary: Your two chronically online, valorant-playing boyfriends just lost a rank-up match—thanks to you. One of them snaps and yells, causing you to cry. To cheer you up, they suggest a three-way e-sex call, with a twist: whoever makes you cum first gets a free valorant bundle from the other.

Context: I usually make comedy audios on Twitter in 1-2 minute voice clips, but I've been asked to make a full-length one—so here it is! Anyway, this is the WORST audio I've ever made, and that's saying something considering I made the cowboy audio. Enjoy my cringy anime voice and kota's "nonchalant chill eboy" voice. (kotas twitter is @kotaisdead)

Note: Sorry for posting this so late, but maybe nobody will see it then >:) Anyway, this will be posted tomorrow, so consider this just a sneak peek.
 

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Comments

No disrespect but this is best cringe that I have ever experienced ever since seeing vanilla ice performance and that says a lot LMFAO

iMessiahSin

gotta be the worst audio ive ever made straight up

Kurapika Nen

I PUT IT IN ALL CAPS JORDAN !!!

Kurapika Nen

not even two seconds in and i'm clutching my face in agony . this is gonna be amazing

vincent van goner

omg I saw the warning but still this hurt to listen to LMAO

Jordan

Kota was giving me the Shaggy energy from Scooby Doo; just waiting for the “zoinks”! I also thought the Ninja copy paste would get whipped out when you said “it’s just a game”!

Roo Void

masami wtf. im gonna throw up. theres bile in my throat. (the val sfx are good tho 👍🏻 nice editing)

u8unk

ITS AN ANIME ACCENT not a valorant accent. Kota did a val accent !!!

Kurapika Nen

Hard watch

Cakecat3

i’m going to tell everyone this was how vct 2024 went down

theo

you guys are so fucking stupid LMFAOOOO live laugh love cas. also how was your valorant accent less accurate to your southern accent icb 😭 can you speak like this to me in game if we play valorant…

theo

happy tears I imagine?

Kurapika Nen

I tried to warn you..

Kurapika Nen

😲

BR3Y3NSi🇵🇷

I didn’t see the cringe warning till mid through I cried a little

Lemon

Wait you’re fake…why didn’t you point out my typo…anyway more western/country audios after this pls

Krystal💛🫶🏼

this made me cry a little

carmen

I'm fucking dying. Definitely more full length comedy audios if you're able to because I couldn't stop laughing to myself. Ty you both.

Hanfort

NO 😞‼️

Kurapika Nen

idk how to do the eboy voice so this is what you get

Kurapika Nen

Masami…what have you done….bring back the country voice pls

Krystal💛🫶🏼

Masami.. im taking away your pc and your phone

nixon


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