Bonus Episode 85 - Dick on Crossing The Spaghetti Rubicon: Part 1
Added 2023-12-05 14:06:17 +0000 UTCMaddox finally blows his load in a 3-hour 5-years in the making biopic documentary that once and for all declares himself the best victim in the universe. Thousands of fans are doxed. Sean is job lynch mobbed. Randy is blamed--again! New emails are revealed!
I'm not sure what my favorite part is yet and we're only a third of the way through. Sorry about that. I really thought we could finish the whole thing. On the other hand, Maddox probably should have released this pile of shit in installments on his Patreon over the course of a year. Instead of posting it for free with no ads. But that's why we love him. He's allergic to making money.
Enjoy!
Comments
Rewatching this saga from the beginning because it's amazing. I can't imagine caring so much about a relationship or partnership with someone that you'd spend 'half a decade' making a video like this. Or any amount of time making it. You just move on, learn from the experience, and strive for something better. I think it would be too devastating for George to accept responsibility for his own decisions and behavior. He was one of the lucky ones and was presented with incredible opportunities in his career to achieve fame and wealth that he completely wasted and fucked up at every turn. If I were him I'd have to take myself out unless I convinced myself that somehow every shortcoming and failure was someone else's fault.
SeltzerWater
2024-10-22 05:47:48 +0000 UTCEngage deez nuts
Disciple of Dagon
2024-02-01 13:06:34 +0000 UTCSean is the true ubermensch, Nietzsche would bust a million nuts at the sight of him
Disciple of Dagon
2024-02-01 13:03:09 +0000 UTCSuck me, buttboy
Disciple of Dagon
2024-02-01 13:01:09 +0000 UTCI’ll penis you with my upside down person handler. I identify as upside down please address my asshole like my face, good day
Ethan Delaney
2024-01-29 19:10:57 +0000 UTCLook at all the engagement on this post. Must be fake.
Justin
2024-01-03 19:26:56 +0000 UTCJesus Christ, from 16k to 21k. Thanks Maddox, you are the definition of "Chump Syndrome"
Pleb McGee
2023-12-22 10:39:17 +0000 UTCGood job, Maddox, you miserable bald cuck, you just made me re-pledge to this shit. Try not to take a trip to Greenland over it.
admiral stiffplank
2023-12-16 01:49:16 +0000 UTCYou and me both, and I ditched Facebook in 2019. Dude is unhinged.
admiral stiffplank
2023-12-16 01:44:57 +0000 UTCMore people need to see your response to Maddox' insane, inane ramblings. That video has actually had insane reach, 85k views is pretty nuts for how dead his channel is normally. You should edit down the stream a bit, and publish that as a video response. I don't know what happened to your youtube channel, I swear you used to have one, but you should put it somewhere public and visible, like your twitter. Maybe also include all the hard evidence you've gathered over the years in the edit. Just a suggestion. I've actually followed this whole ordeal since day one so I know what's up, but I see some people actually falling for his bullshit, and I don't think it would take much to show them how hard Maddox is actually just twisting reality.
GreekStrelok
2023-12-15 18:29:56 +0000 UTCMaddox sent me here!
Kai Tähtönen
2023-12-13 16:49:39 +0000 UTCIt’s criminal to get a Christmas gift this good. You must’ve been a saint this year dick. because Santa really delivered.
James Gartner
2023-12-11 15:46:51 +0000 UTCCreeping up on $30K/month. Dick is reaching Sam Hyde levels of “getting away with it”!
Frisky Django
2023-12-11 06:24:44 +0000 UTCDaaaamn,he did you bad, bro. I always thought the maddox content was boring shit, but now it's a whole other thing.
Ben
2023-12-10 17:46:32 +0000 UTCFanboy :D He's got ya there, bud. No cap though Maddox almost certainly imagines you ploughing his Mrs. So sad. Many such cases.
Ben
2023-12-10 15:10:41 +0000 UTCWowzerz. When I first watched the Maddox Magnum Opus...I kinda sympathized with him, but after the first time he said 'And you'll see why later on' I remembered how full of shit he is down to his very core. This drama is like fucking crack.
Babyrapor
2023-12-09 23:37:35 +0000 UTCBack as a patron since I made the list. Has it always been that you can't cast episodes from Vimeo or rumble? That's annoying as hell that I can't cast this to my TV
Garrett Davis
2023-12-09 06:21:30 +0000 UTCI love how Sean was ready to clear his entire schedule just to really go through this video. Every former cohost Maddox has had hates him, must just be a coincidence
John
2023-12-09 02:32:21 +0000 UTCI know it's a huge incentive to get patrons, but you should really make this public to set the record straight. At least clips. To the people who don't know any better Maddox's video sounds convincing. Even pointing out how he reversed time in the graph would go a long way to making it fall apart. Maybe an autist will make a debunking video, but I think they won't say it a succinctly as you could and it won't reach as far.
Screwball Johnson
2023-12-08 22:38:31 +0000 UTCPart 2 needs to be done asap! I watch maybe 45 min more of the video from where dick left off and holy shit Maddox is actually psychotic. He’s trying to turn the “Maddox lost” phrase around to it now meaning Maddox lost all his friends. And so much more shit this is insane he even admits what he’s doing is insane.
STONY TARK
2023-12-08 19:45:29 +0000 UTCNah it’s going well.
Saturn Media
2023-12-08 17:55:29 +0000 UTCCould you please listen to more than one sentence that Maddox says before responding. All these years later and you're still interrupting him! You don't need to increase the speed of the video just do one section an epiosde or something, but let the guy make his point before you respond.
Nick Lee
2023-12-07 23:01:12 +0000 UTC#dicklies
BigDumbRobot
2023-12-07 22:41:27 +0000 UTCI don’t think I can wait until January to finish this homie…so we need that hot goss and hot takes ASAP 😂😂
AluiciousJenkinsTha3rd
2023-12-07 21:52:48 +0000 UTCThis is hilarious. I upped my pledge back to $20.
Xocë
2023-12-07 21:51:28 +0000 UTCThat idiot put my name on his site so here's $5 in the hopes you put his stupidity up on a billboard. See you around, Dick!
Leo, The Incredible
2023-12-07 14:31:50 +0000 UTCNothing stopping you from just making 2 bonus episodes this month. I'm sure you've skipped a month in the past, so no big deal.
TwoSocksCalzini
2023-12-07 10:34:36 +0000 UTCSo will Maddox send himself to Greenland when the bulk doxing backfires
Mitch Doyle
2023-12-07 10:00:36 +0000 UTCThis is the best episode in the universe.
Vic
2023-12-07 09:50:32 +0000 UTCdoes this dipshit not realise that he's effectively created the 'class' in 'class action lawsuit' should anyone on that list start experiencing IRL issues as a result?
Rusted-Nail
2023-12-07 03:34:25 +0000 UTCNow that we're all officially apart of this hate group, we're never getting jobs again, right? Lol
Ronald Hill
2023-12-07 00:13:47 +0000 UTCI'm so happy that I made the list! I haven't even had a Facebook account for 3 years!
Ronald Hill
2023-12-07 00:09:46 +0000 UTCCan we sue this guy for including us on a list and accusing us of being nazis? Is this not defamation?
andrew stough
2023-12-06 23:01:37 +0000 UTCI made the list too. I've never harassed this idiot before. I don't think I've ever commented on any of his content. What a cuck!
andrew stough
2023-12-06 22:53:09 +0000 UTCMaddox is still giving Dick a Christmas gift after all these years. I guess Dick really was the bad friend in the relationship.
TeenyFatz
2023-12-06 21:54:24 +0000 UTCMaddox is racist :(
Angel Andres Cataño Flores
2023-12-06 21:50:28 +0000 UTCThe Maddox crys out as he strikes you
Sean
2023-12-06 18:43:08 +0000 UTCOh god. I love how he thinks Sean is super hitler. Super soldier Sean shirt when?
Lurking
2023-12-06 16:38:25 +0000 UTCMy favourite part was Sean's exhausted sigh when Maddox mentions his 'honeypot' (did he mean trap?)
Abi Daker
2023-12-06 12:54:03 +0000 UTCFirst thing I did when I saw the Maddox video was resub to the patreon knowing this would be coming. Dick isn't wrong when he says that Madcucks insane bullshit drives money to his pockets. He got my five bucks, and it was worth it!
David Thielen
2023-12-06 10:52:05 +0000 UTCLol, I’m on his list too, despite never engaging with that group after seeing the autistic shitshow it was. Thanks for ruining my life, Dick!
Carbs
2023-12-06 07:26:53 +0000 UTCAlso, I'd like to file a motion to officially change Dick's fan base from 'Dick Heads' to 'Dick-ophants'.
Davey Policastro
2023-12-06 06:47:37 +0000 UTCBy the way, how many times can Maddox use 'half a decade', purposely trying to make 5 years sound longer than it is?
Davey Policastro
2023-12-06 06:45:57 +0000 UTCI am so excited to see Dick's reaction to him trashing 80s Girl. Maddox's 'venn diagram' comment was the funniest thing he's said since like 2005.
Davey Policastro
2023-12-06 06:12:39 +0000 UTCI’m on the list, and so is my fucking cousin
Adam Martin
2023-12-06 04:13:02 +0000 UTCJust when I thought i was out...
Mrlaged
2023-12-06 03:59:04 +0000 UTCWhen Maddox is talking about Dick having zero engagement on twitter, the post was from the "istandwithdick" account. Idk what # of twitter ban he was on but I know he didn't have as many followers. Some people just listen and don't feel the need to engage. lol
Metal Donut
2023-12-06 02:18:16 +0000 UTCBeen a while Dick, but maddox couldn't have given you a better advertisement to come back to the patreon
Phillip Adams
2023-12-06 01:50:18 +0000 UTCSame. I swear i wanted to knock him out. Ill never see him i bet
Ben Olmstead
2023-12-06 01:14:48 +0000 UTCMy theory is that this is gonna lead to another lolsuit and he thinks this will count as evidence. Maybe he got a law degree after all these waisted years and will represent himself.
Crimson Shins
2023-12-06 00:43:32 +0000 UTCI'm on the list but the special characters in my username didn't come through properly 😕
DeeDeeKn08head
2023-12-05 23:18:09 +0000 UTCA Cruel Mexican's Thesis
Stryle
2023-12-05 22:49:34 +0000 UTCSame.
Stryle
2023-12-05 22:48:53 +0000 UTCMaddox put my real name on his little dox list. I haven't even had a facebook in 3 years. He's been sitting on this list of people, updating it sporadically, for at least longer than that amount of time. What a fucking psycho.
Stryle
2023-12-05 22:48:09 +0000 UTCClick on the ellipses at the bottom of the post, on the other aside across from the likes and total comments.
Cameron McLean
2023-12-05 22:18:59 +0000 UTCgreat to see Shorn finally rewarded for his hard work
Dave
2023-12-05 21:51:06 +0000 UTCAm I retarded- how do I download just the audio?
Stephen Espee
2023-12-05 21:34:10 +0000 UTC"I thought it was dead. I thought all of this was dead and gone. I mean, all of it. I had made peace with Maddox being gone." "But you always can rely on him for one thing: To do exactly the wrong thing in the dumbest possible manner." –Dick and Seaughn on Spaghetti Week, Circa 2019
Renegade Priest
2023-12-05 21:24:56 +0000 UTCHello maddof! Its nice to know someone will read this lol. you sad sad bald bald banana
Chris
2023-12-05 20:35:48 +0000 UTCI’m happy you are doing it in parts instead of rushing it in 1 episode because the amount of lying Maddox spewed was insane.
Stephen doe
2023-12-05 20:29:23 +0000 UTC😂😂 This is the best thing ever. I can't believe he made a 3 1/2 video for this. I seriously would have joined Maddox's Patreon if he released monthly episodes of this for a year 😂. This is amazing.
Zack
2023-12-05 20:14:42 +0000 UTCIf I post here I'll definitely make the updated list right? Your move Maddox prove that you stalk dick even though I have never contacted you directly.
Zombeek Dragmire
2023-12-05 19:46:17 +0000 UTCI'm engaging!
Publius
2023-12-05 19:19:54 +0000 UTCNot enough engagement on this post. Clearly #DickLies
Scott Laprade
2023-12-05 19:13:31 +0000 UTC⛸️⛸️
bolcast
2023-12-05 19:12:58 +0000 UTCMADOFF YOUS A BITCH
Squatch
2023-12-05 18:57:43 +0000 UTCIts such a small thing but why is Maddox always so proud of doing his own 3d modeling of his own name/show titles? He's been evidently doing it for years and years at this point yet he's never produced anything you couldn't get on Fiverr for under twenty dollars. I have very rudimentary 3d modeling skills myself and he's never shown anything I couldn't knock out in ten minutes. You'd think he would've at least developed his skills to a higher level after such a long time of being SO proud of himself about it. Look guys I used the text tool in fusion 360 and then I used the extrude command! I'm a fucking savant over here!
PS
2023-12-05 18:52:00 +0000 UTCI'd stalk a bald Armenian "writer" too, if it paid $20k monthly
Ryan Miles
2023-12-05 18:46:52 +0000 UTCwe better get at least 2 more bonuses since we aint getting the skate dance
VITOtheWIG
2023-12-05 18:07:29 +0000 UTCSame, wrote to him once to try and stop him from making an ass of himself...
Lambertar
2023-12-05 17:22:12 +0000 UTCWell, the part about the fans hating Dick when BPitU started is true at least, well in my case. I personally couldn't stand Dick. How the tables have turned. Maddox is such a disingenuous cunt.
Lambertar
2023-12-05 17:21:10 +0000 UTCMaddoxgelion: I Am (Not) A Cuck
Nicholas Mata
2023-12-05 17:18:13 +0000 UTCFor the behind the scenes stuff, he's counting on his viewers not understanding how taxes, writing treatments, profits, business relationships, and even graphs work.
Dogburndan
2023-12-05 16:47:31 +0000 UTCI'm famous, being on TDS fan list! I like that it's alphabetical by FIRST NAME. Genius.
The Robot Engineer
2023-12-05 16:45:49 +0000 UTCI made the list which is funny because I would consider myself one of the biggest maddox apologists historically
Ben S
2023-12-05 16:42:22 +0000 UTCThe video gets to be pretty funny if you consider that Maddox is really talking about himself the whole time
Cepaceous
2023-12-05 16:20:52 +0000 UTCAmazin
Danny Excellent
2023-12-05 15:28:10 +0000 UTCHow has Maddox not figured out he’s a cash cow? If you get a bump in Patreon money every time you take a dump on something he does of course you’re gonna keep doing it. It’s not stalking it’s just good business.
Gage Hanson
2023-12-05 15:25:41 +0000 UTCI need this Goss in my life
IrishRoo12
2023-12-05 15:05:16 +0000 UTCOnce again Maddox's actions makes Dick's Patreon break $20k. Some of this could have been his if he had any brains in that bald head of his.
Qvontes McIntyre
2023-12-05 14:54:51 +0000 UTCNever thought we'd see the day!
No Good
2023-12-05 14:21:26 +0000 UTCDamn Maddox making me upping my Patreon to watch live.
Greg Erion
2023-12-05 14:15:05 +0000 UTCA big tnx to Maddox for rejuvenating the IRC channel(s)!
Raging Norseman
2023-12-05 14:10:09 +0000 UTCMaddox was right about one thing. You know how to profit off his name
vegetafajita
2023-12-05 14:09:12 +0000 UTC