WOAH that was a close one I was abt to write a vicious paragraph until i saw that disclaimer! Thank god the ball smashing is ethical i thought they were minors
Mushyroom
2026-02-18 23:53:14 +0000 UTC
2025 Augie powers: Telepathic hypnotic mind powers to make you do his evil bidding
2026 Augie powers: Hammer
Wheel Patrick Ferris
2026-02-18 23:10:50 +0000 UTC
😳
No No
2026-02-18 22:55:05 +0000 UTC
All is fair in the bedroom I suppose
Axel Cruz
2026-02-18 22:44:32 +0000 UTC
Most likely pliers (flat nose and linesman), single cut file, rasp-cut if he's a psycho. Utility knife, flathead screwdriver, a hand pry bar. Maybe a hacksaw if he wants to scare him. 🔨
democracy spreader
2026-02-18 22:43:49 +0000 UTC
I just joined the patreon last night and I must say getting an email notification that reads "I don't kink shame" while I'm brushing my teeth has already made it worth the money
ScranDaddyQweze
2026-02-18 22:24:44 +0000 UTC
Augie's a flame that needs to be smothered, otherwise he'll burn you up.
democracy spreader
2026-02-18 22:19:57 +0000 UTC
Mr. Dawg's version of the NUT CRACKER
the_Lord
2026-02-18 22:16:23 +0000 UTC
"Tools" Desmond says, which is plural. We see a hammer...what other tools has Augie gathered?