Dick is at his best when he's critiquing Vito for the amusement of a guest.
Martin O Keeffe
2025-02-12 09:47:01 +0000 UTC
Problem: As a followup to last week's about women thinking they're hotter than they are. My problem is Airport 10s.
Out in the regular public world 10s basically don't exist. The most perfect women on earth are at the airport, where you have to keep rushing and then fly 2000 miles away. Women you'd run away from your life for after one look. They could be in pajamas or tights, could be a university student or a mom. You know with one look that she's cool, funny, not annoying and hot, will be forever and you'll never see her again.
Also they sell condoms at the airport just to put it in your head that maybe there's a way you can make it happen but it's impossible.
It's the biggest problem because it's the tease of the prefect life that's so close for just a few minutes.
No Good
2025-02-10 16:11:32 +0000 UTC
It's been over three years since first mentioning SuperKiller to now and there's no hype. He acts like a sulky bitch anytime a deadline is mentioned. He's made the journey to release as miserable as possible.
Martin O Keeffe
2025-02-10 13:38:13 +0000 UTC
I’m running out of ideas man. I’m tryin to get a clip I made over to Vito but idk if he’s seeing my messages. Do you read these comments Vito?! CAN YOU HEAR ME VITO
Zach
2025-02-10 06:20:36 +0000 UTC
A much better Frog Tony episode!
Coiled Society
2025-02-09 11:08:19 +0000 UTC
A house cleaner is totally worth it. Also, I relate to the eye exam-option 1/option 2-choice anxiety problem from last week. I always have a nagging feeling that I made the wrong choice and my corrected vision is slightly off as a result. Perhaps this is a problem only experienced by those afflicted with both nearsightedness and neuroticism.